Ye Yunfei continued,"Why is there a golden bottle M? Didn't you just say that it was a yin Ci?"?”
"Yes, yes, yes."
"So you really know how to do it?" Sun Yue echoed.”
"That's for sure!"
Teacher Sun, I won't hide it from you. I'm also an out-and-out slut!
Scholar!"
"Hahaha!" The audience was amused again.
This little brother was so funny. He thought that he was too powerful!
"Understood, understood," Sun Yue said, trying to stifle her laughter.”
Ye Yunfei didn't care about the ridicule of the crowd and looked at Sun Yue seriously.
"If you're talking about poems, I've really written quite a few."”
"Oh, really?" Sun Yue asked seriously.”
Ye Yunfei said,"At that time, I don't know which year, which month, and which day."
Sun Yue held her forehead and said,"Aiya, I'm lost in the ocean of time."”
The audience was amused again.
Ye Yunfei was not affected and said excitedly,""At that time, my interest was piqued, so I casually composed a poem.”
"Oh?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei: " Listen to this poem of mine. I wrote it a few years ago.
Look at the charm in these words. From this, you can see my skill!”
"Did he really compose a poem?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei: " Of course. Come and see how fierce my poem is. It will definitely surprise you!"”
Sun Yue burst into laughter and looked at the audience.""Which poet would say, hehe, look how fierce my poem is?"
" Hahaha!"
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
The main reason was that these two people were too funny, especially Zhang Yunfei.
When it came to poetry, she was exceptionally excited.
Ye Yunfei continued,"Look at how I handled my voice!"”
Sun Yue nodded repeatedly and said,"Come, come, come. Let me listen."”
Ye Yunfei pinched his throat and coughed twice,""When reciting a poem, you have to emphasize it.”
Sun Yue couldn't help but laugh out loud. She echoed,""Yes, yes, yes."
The audience perked up their ears.
They were very interested in Ye Yunfei's poem.
Ye Yunfei closed his eyes and took two deep breaths. After a while, he opened his eyes.
"I was born in Jiangnan."”
He was born with a good voice.
When the first sentence was read out, it was indeed very interesting.
But strangely, he stopped halfway.
Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue and asked,""How is it, Teacher Sun? Is it elegant?"
Sun Yue was speechless, but she could only agree with him.""Yaya, please continue.”
Ye Yunfei entered his state again and said,"I'm stranded in Youzhou."”
Hearing this, Sun Yue pondered.""Hey, this sentence is interesting."
Ye Yunfei said,"The golden cup should be matched with the jade cup.”
"Good poem!" Sun Yue was pleasantly surprised.
"How can you lie to me?"”
"Nonsense?"
Sun Yue was just about to praise him when she was instantly confused.
The audience laughed again.
She had just said that the little brother's level was really high, but in the end, she had been exposed!
At this moment.
Ye Yunfei's hands seemed to be holding something as he continued to speak.
"There is a brocade quilt covering my head on the outside, and a matchmaker accompanying me on the inside," he said. I'm so generous that I can let you play with me, and I like to be handsome all over my body!”(I can read half of it)
"Hey hey hey!"
Sun Yue quickly stopped him and pulled him away from the microphone.
In the end, cheers came from below the stage.
The audience was overjoyed.
The poem was only one of the reasons why it was so picturesque. The main reason was the reaction of the two people on the stage.
Especially Sun Yue, who was standing on the spot and touching her forehead. She didn't have the face to face the audience!
......
Ye Yunfei returned to the microphone with a confused expression,""What's wrong?
I'm just reciting a poem, and you're pushing me ten meters away. What's the point?”
Sun Yue couldn't bear to look at it and said," You're a f * cking poem!”
Ye Yunfei: " That's right, it's poetry.”
Sun Yue gestured with her hands and said,""I'm too embarrassed to listen to you. You even brought out the big white fat woman. Aiyo ~"
" Hahaha!"
The audience chuckled.
They thought so too.
But at this time, Ye Yunfei was not convinced and said,""Teacher Sun, it's not that I want to criticize you.
Why are your thoughts so impure?”
"I'm not pure?"
Sun Yue was stunned for a moment before she knocked on the table and said,""Which one of us isn't pure?!”
Ye Yunfei: " I'm reciting a poem, how did you hear a big fat woman?"
No one would believe that you were pure.”
Sun Yue said,"You're 'so handsome and fat,' aren't you?"
Ye Yunfei looked at him seriously and said,""I wrote dumplings!"
What?
Hearing this, Sun Yue froze.
He was dumbfounded!
" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience laughed crazily again.
Brother Fatty's reaction was too funny. Dumbfounded, he was talking about dumplings!
Of course, they were also curious about the dumplings.
However, when they saw Sun Yue's expression, they were so happy that they couldn't stop.
Especially when Ye Yunfei was standing at the side with a wronged face, the scene was simply too gratifying!
......
After a while, Sun Yue came back to her senses, patted Ye Yunfei, and quickly questioned him.
"What do you have to do with dumplings?" he asked.!”
Ye Yunfei: " Listen, what's the first sentence?”
"Alright, I'll see how you explain it!"
Sun Yue rolled up her sleeves." The first sentence is, I was born in Jiangnan."
Come, explain!"
Ye Yunfei looked at him and said,"Rice."”
"Paddy rice?" Sun Yue asked, puzzled.”
Ye Yunfei: " Paddy rice is rice. Where is the origin of rice?”
"The Jiangnan area," Sun Yue said.
"Is there a problem?"
"What about the second sentence?" Sun Yue muttered and continued,"He was stranded in Youzhou?"”
"Later, there were also some in the northeast."”
" Hahaha!" The audience couldn't stop laughing.
The two of them fighting each other was really interesting!
"The golden cup should be matched with the jade cup," said Sun Yue.”
"It should be used to brew wine!"”
"How can you lie to me?" said Sun Yue.”
Ye Yunfei gestured with his hands and said,"In the end, I made dumplings."”
Sun Yue looked helpless.
There was indeed nothing to say about this. He couldn't retort!
The audience below the stage also laughed.
They did not expect the poem to be interpreted in this way.
However, what was really interesting was yet to come. That was the real deal!
After pausing for two seconds, Sun Yue continued,"There's a blanket covering your head?"”
"It's the skin of a dumpling."
"There's a matchmaker inside?" Sun Yue asked.”
"Red dates."
"Kuan Yi Jie Dai Ren Junyou?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei: " You can't eat a dumpling with its skin, right?”
Sun Yue was dumbfounded.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire audience cheered.
"Aiya, that's a good word to use."
"Hahaha, I'm also dumbfounded. This is actually a f * cking dumpling!”
"This person is poisonous!"
"Ye Yunfei is indeed worthy of the title of culture grinder. I'm so impressed this time.”
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