The reaction below the stage was intense, but Ye Yunfei did not let the atmosphere drop.
"That's why I said that you're not pure, Teacher Sun."
How could he still think of that big white fat woman?
"I-"
Sun Yue couldn't explain why.
"Teacher Sun, did you also set up your own study?" Ye Yunfei looked at him and asked.
That's great. I'll borrow two books from you to read some other day."
" Hahahaha!"
The audience's laughter never stopped.
Borrowing books?
Borrow what book?
It was probably not a gold vase, right?
Fatty, you're not serious!
......
Sun Yue pushed him and said,""F * ck you, I don't have such a book!”
Ye Yunfei laughed and said,""I know, I know."
"Who is it?"
Sun Yue looked at him angrily and then spoke.
"So, you've really studied poetry?" he asked.”
"Isn't it obvious?"
How about this, Teacher Sun, I'll recite another song for you.
Listen to my choice of words and sentences. You will definitely be able to understand my level!”
" Stop, stop, stop!!!"
Sun Yue quickly pulled him back and said,"We won't be writing poems today."
They were all young people. It was really not good to make everyone blush.”
Sun Yue pointed at the audience.
Everyone immediately responded.
"Phew-"
The audience was very happy.
On the stage.
Ye Yunfei tidied up his sleeves, his face full of pride.
"Alright, I'll listen to Teacher Sun."
To be honest, this poem was correct.
I'm really good at everything. Teacher Sun, you can try anything you want!”
Sun Yue was so angry that he laughed.
Since you said so, I do have an idea.”
Ye Yunfei: " Come on, I'm ready."”
"Didn't you say Li Weng matched the rhyme?" Sun Yue asked.”
"Yeah."
The sky against the earth, the rain against the wind, the continent against the sky."
"Alright, alright!"
Sun Yue stopped him and continued,""How about this?
I've also studied this couplet a little."
"You're studying it too?"
"I have a rough idea," Sun Yue said.
Why don't we go against each other here?”
Ye Yunfei was overjoyed and said,"Great!" I like to go against people!”
"I hit the end of the stick," said Sun Yue.
"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.
At this moment, everyone was focused on the stage.
This kind of confrontation was what they liked to see the most because it was easier to form a couple!
"Come on!"
"Then who's going to play the first half and who's going to play the second half?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei said,"You set the questions and I'll answer them."
Only then can you see my ability!”
"Then I'm really here?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei said impatiently,""Come on, come on. I can't take it anymore!
To be honest, I haven't met a match for him in so many years!
Usually, those who go against me, as long as they dare to come up with the first half, I can immediately come up with the second half without using my brain. I lose even if it's delayed by a second!”
Hearing this, the audience was amused.
He didn't know if this person really had such knowledge.
"Alright, then listen to my couplet!"”
Ye Yunfei: " You can come.”
"Mommy's horse is slow," Sun Yue said."Mommy's scolding the horse!”
"Mommy, mmmm!"
Ye Yunfei stood on the spot, closed his eyes and began to mutter.
From the looks of it, he knew that he was thinking about it.
The audience stopped smiling and waited quietly.
A few seconds later.
Ye Yunfei opened his eyes.
Everyone was waiting for his answer.
He turned around and asked Sun Yue,""What do you mean?"
"Pfft!"
As soon as he said that, the audience's defense was broken.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahaha... This guy is too funny!"
"I thought he was really pondering, but in the end, he didn't understand anything!”
" I'm dying of laughter. Why is this person like this?"
"What a good brother. You've knocked down my little heart!”
......
On the stage.
Sun Yue looked at him speechlessly and paused for a few seconds before speaking in a bad mood.
He said,"If you don't understand, just ask directly. Don't stand there and mumble, okay?"”
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Please explain. I really don't understand." Ye Yunfei nodded.”
"Then listen carefully." Sun Yue sighed.”
"Please speak," said Ye Yunfei.
"Oh my god," Sun Yue said,"their unit organized an autumn outing in Qiu Jingtian. They went to Guanshan Ranch to see the red leaves all over the mountain."
When they reached the ranch, they had to ride horses.
However, they were old and did not dare to let them ride this tall horse.
That's why I prepared a short little guest horse."
"Yes, yes, yes."
Ye Yunfei gestured to his lower body and said,""The little horse is much shorter, only about this big.”
"You're a dog!"
Sun Yue looked at him angrily.
The audience was instantly amused.
This person was too bad!
That little horse was only at his knees. It wasn't a dog!
"Annoying ~"
Ye Yunfei patted him lightly.
Sun Yue was not affected." This little guest horse is only a little shorter than the horse."
The main thing is that after my mom and the others rode it, the horse wandered around.
My mom thought it was boring if the horse didn't run, so she said,"Why isn't the horse running?"
Therefore, my couplet is: Mom rides a horse, the horse is slow, Mom scolds the horse!”
Oh-
Hearing this explanation, the audience immediately understood.
This couplet had the same form as the previous one.
However, the difficult part was that you still had to think of a second line.
......
Sun Yue looked at him proudly and said,"Can this work?"”
Ye Yunfei adjusted his sleeves and said,""No problem!
Since you're talking about horses, then I'll give you a cow!”
"Tell me about it," Sun Yue said.
Ye Yunfei opened his mouth and said,"Niu Niu, lead the cow, twist the cow, twist the cow!"”
"What is it?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei said,"Niu Niu, you're pulling the cow, twisting the cow, twisting the cow!"”
" Hahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
He didn't even need to understand this word.
Just looking at this person's smug attitude was enough to make people happy!
"What does that mean?" Sun Yue asked, confused.”
Ye Yunfei: " It's just a little girl. Her name is Niu Niu."”
"And then?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei moved his hands and said,""This Niu Niu, she wants to go to Qiuniu!
In the end, that cow also twisted (four times).
Niu Niu was angry and wanted to pinch the cow.
Therefore, my second half is, Niu Niu leads the cow, the cow twists, Niu Niu twists the cow!”
"Puff!"
" Hahahaha!"
Everyone laughed like fools.
"He even asked a little girl to pinch a cow. This person is too ruthless!!”
"Aiya, this is amazing.”
"Look, Brother Fatty's smile has frozen. I'm dying of laughter!!”
"This person is too funny. His thoughts are always so strange.”
......
"Is there a problem?" Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue.”
Sun Yue looked helpless." You really have some skills. I didn't think of this."”
Ye Yunfei laughed and said,""Teacher Sun, can you do something more difficult?
This kind of question for a three-year-old child was too simple.”
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
A question for a three-year-old?
How was this possible?
He was making fun of Sun Yue! This kid was really bold. He dared to say anything on stage!
On the stage, Sun Yue said,"I'm afraid that if something goes wrong, you won't be able to match it!"
After all, today is your first show. If you don't perform well and go back backstage to hate me, there's no need for that."
Ye Yunfei: " You go ahead, I'll just talk nonsense!”
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