" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"What a shameless person!"
"How can such a cheap person have such a handsome face?”
"Brother Fatty is so angry!”
"The little brother that people love and hate!”
......
On the stage, Sun Yue looked at Ye Yunfei for a long time and finally spoke.
"Alright," he said.
Since you've made such a request, then let's do something difficult!”
Ye Yunfei said,""Come, come, come."
"Listen carefully to my couplet!" Sun Yue said.”
"The first half is?"
Sun Yue pointed at the table and said,"I'll beat you up!"”
Ye Yunfei was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
"What the hell is that?"
"I don't know."
"Who can understand what you're saying?”
"Brother, if you don't understand, then so be it. Why do you have to recite it again? You're making me laugh so hard that I can't stop."
......
The audience didn't know what this meant.
He really couldn't guess, so he could only open his eyes wide and look at the stage.
Ye Yunfei also looked at Sun Yue in confusion and said,""What did you just say?"
Sun Yue's face was full of pride.”
Ye Yunfei,"Why is even your penis out?"
" Hahahahaha!!!"
"How dare this person say anything!”
"It suddenly hurts my eyes."
"Actually, I heard that too, but I was too embarrassed to say it.”
"I won't hide it from you, brother. Me too, hahaha!!!”
......
The audience laughed happily.
This sudden 'meat mouth' always made people laugh.
Sun Yue looked at the audience with a meaningful smile on her face.
He said,"As expected of someone who has read picture books. Some things can come out of your mouth."”
Hearing this, the audience laughed again.
Ye Yunfei really couldn't get past the picture book!
"I still haven't seen enough."
At this time, Ye Yunfei opened his mouth and said,""To be honest, I didn't understand what Teacher Sun said just now.
Teacher Sun, why don't you secretly tell me again?”
Sun Yue looked at him angrily and said,""Why should I tell you secretly?”
Ye Yunfei held back his laughter and looked at the audience,""Look at Teacher Sun's condition. I really can't compare to him.
To be honest, I'm embarrassed to say such words.
Unlike Teacher Sun, who had read a lot of picture books, he didn't think that such words needed to be whispered.”
"Puff!"
" Hahahaha!"
The audience laughed until they were out of breath.
This guy set a trap for me again. He's too bold!
Sun Yue pushed him and said,""Go to hell!
What was he talking about!
If you don't understand what that sentence means, just ask!”
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Please explain."”
"This 'chicken'!" Sun Yue said.
He could call it a rooster or hen, but it was the chicken that ran on the ground.
The other 'Hunger' was the Hunger of Hunger.
It meant that there was a hungry chicken.”
"A hungry chicken."”
"That's right."
"And then, stealing rice!" Sun Yue said.
He said that the chicken had gone to steal the rice. This was called stealing rice!
The last child held a bamboo tube and wanted to hit it. This was called Tong Tong Hit!
It's my couplet, the hungry chicken steals the rice boy!”
Oh-
After hearing this explanation, the audience was enlightened once again.
So that was what happened.
"Do you understand?" Sun Yue looked at Ye Yunfei.”
"Understood, understood."”
Sun Yue stretched out two fingers and said,"These two words with the same pronunciation are connected together. This is called a sticky couplet."
Can you come?"
"It is a little difficult."
"Let me think about it."”
Seeing him like this, Sun Yue chuckled and stood aside, not bothering him.
At this moment.
Ye Yunfei whispered,"You are a hungry chicken."
"You're a dick!"
Sun Yue immediately retorted.
"Puff!"
The moment he said that, the audience laughed like fools.
"Brother Fatty has been arranged properly!”
"I think Sun Yue and Ye Yunfei are a good match!”
"I think so too!"
"Do any of you still remember what the two of them wanted to do in the beginning?”
"I don't remember. I'll forget it as I laugh. Hahahaha!!!”
......
On the stage, Ye Yunfei said,"Isn't this your couplet?"”
"But you can't just cut two words!" Sun Yue said.”
Seeing the two of them fight like this, the audience below the stage was amused again.
Ye Yunfei closed his eyes and started to hide at the side, muttering,""If you're a dick, then I'll be a dick to you."
" Hahahaha!"
The audience's tears flowed out.
Why is this person full of such words! Too indecent!
Seeing the audience's intense reaction, Sun Yue's heart also bloomed with joy. At this moment, she stood at the side and took the opportunity to snicker a few times. Otherwise, she would feel uncomfortable.
He really couldn't help it.
Ye Yunfei was too troublesome.
This was not part of the original poem, but when this guy posted it, the effect was really good.
Three to five seconds later.
Ye Yunfei turned around and said,"I got it!"”
"Tell me about it," Sun Yue said.
Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue. Before he could say anything, he started laughing.
The laughter was contagious to the audience.
"Little brother is so wretched ~"
"Why do I feel so funny? I can't stop laughing.”
The people below the stage chuckled.
Sun Yue was speechless and said in a bad mood,""Don't think about your picture book anymore. Hurry up and do it.”
Ye Yunfei pinched his sleeves and said,"Then listen carefully!"”
"I'm listening," said Sun Yue.
Ye Yunfei: "My second half is Mi Mi."
Sun Yue quickly stopped him." I'll explain. That's not what I meant!"
How can you return it?"
Ye Yunfei looked at him and said,""I told you long ago, Teacher Sun, your thoughts are impure.
You knew what I meant?”
As soon as he said this, the audience understood.
Sun Yue, who was on the same stage, was also stunned for a moment, but she was still unconvinced and asked.
"Then tell me, what exactly does your Mimi mean?" he asked.”
Ye Yunfei laughed and said,""This Mi Mi doesn't mean what you think.
This is a cat!"
"A cat?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
The audience was also puzzled.
Because the two words given in the first half of the couplet had different meanings.
The second half of the couplet didn't seem to match at all.
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