Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
19 Scatter, scatter, use the shovel to attack people!

Qu Yi Mast

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Sun Yue looked at him in confusion, and even the entire audience was looking at him.

Ye Yunfei: " Don't we all call kitty? So this Mimi is actually a cat."”

"But I'm not saying it in two words!" Sun Yue pointed out with two fingers.”

Ye Yunfei: " I also have two words.”

Sun Yue asked,"???"

The audience was also curious.

Ye Yunfei said,"One day, this cat was taking a nap. It was just sitting there."

That's why it's called Mi Mi."

Mi Mi?

It didn't seem to match up to 'chicken famine'.

Of course, if he didn't care about it carefully, it would make sense.

The audience didn't argue and just nodded repeatedly.

Because they couldn't think of anything better.

As a supporting character, Sun Yue couldn't be bothered with this and continued to play the role.

"What happened after that?" he asked.

Ye Yunfei said,"Mi Mi Liang Liang Ke is coughing!"”

As soon as he said this, the scene was filled with question marks again.

It was impossible to understand the sticky couplet just by listening.

"What does Liang Liang mean?" Sun Yue asked in confusion.”

Ye Yunfei looked at the audience and said,"One day, this cat wanted to sleep."

Therefore, he climbed onto the roof beam to enjoy the shade.”

"Cough?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei: " There's a guest under the beam. He suddenly coughed."

* Cough cough * The cat was shocked.”

"So, what do you mean?" Sun Yue asked.”

Ye Yunfei said,"Mi Mi Liang Liang Ke is coughing!"”

"Good!"

Below the stage, the audience cheered.

This time, he had really been shown off.

He had thought that it was a joke when he had used the word 'jj' and 'mm'.

In the end, it really matched!

......

After saying that, Ye Yunfei looked at Sun Yue happily and patted him.

"How is it, Teacher Sun?" he asked.

What do you think of my standard?"

Sun Yue was stunned for a moment before she laughed and said,""Impressive, impressive.”

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

I didn't expect your fat brother to admit defeat!

"Then take a look. Why can't I be famous?”

Ye Yunfei gestured to himself and said,""To be honest, I think I'm pretty good-looking."

"Phew-"

The audience below the stage made a unified sound.

Of course, this was not a denial.

It was just a simple interaction!

Even the female audience did not bother to talk to their narcissistic " husbands " at this time!

Ye Yunfei continued,"You saw it just now.

My level of education is indeed not low.

You say that I'm handsome and talented. There's no reason why I'm not famous!”

"Phew-"

The audience gasped again.

" Good, good, good!!!"

Sun Yue, who was beside him, interrupted him and said,""Don't you want to be famous?"

Ye Yunfei nodded and said,"Yes!"”

"Actually, I already have the answer," said Sun Yue.

"Oh?"

"Tell me quickly!"

"Look."

Sun Yue smiled and scanned the audience.""As long as you let them go, they will definitely become popular in the future!”

Ye Yunfei was a little confused,"Let them go and they'll be popular?"”

"Of course," said Sun Yue.

Have you ever heard of one spreading to ten, ten spreading to a hundred?”

Ye Yunfei: " I've heard of it. It's an old saying!”

"That's right," said Sun Yue.

Look at this scene, there are at least two to three hundred people.

If you let them out, I believe that at least ten thousand people will know you tomorrow!”

" Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Tens of thousands?

Fat guy, you really underestimated us.

If the video I recorded this time doesn't get a million views, it'll be my loss!

......

"Oh-"

Ye Yunfei nodded repeatedly and said,"That makes sense."

Come, come, Teacher Sun, let's hurry up and give everyone a bow!”

"Why are you bowing?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei quietly said,"You must be polite when you ask someone to do something."

Otherwise, they wouldn't care."

"Yes, yes, yes." Sun Yue smiled.”

With that, the two of them took two steps back and bowed to the audience together.

So it was time to end it

In fact, even Sun Yue didn't realize that it was already time. When Ye Yunfei suddenly reminded him, he was stunned for a moment.

It had to be said that this was truly a satisfying performance!

It could even be said that this was the most emotional scene Sun Yue had acted in since she entered the industry!

At the same time.

The audience was dumbfounded.

"What's going on?"

"This is bad. Why are you bowing now?”

"We agreed on nine o'clock. Why are you preparing to end early?”

It was a rule in the crosstalk industry for actors to bow.

It doesn't matter if you don't bow at the beginning. As long as you act well, there won't be a problem.

However, at the end of the show, the actors had to bow to thank their parents for their support.

It was impossible for the audience who liked crosstalk to not know this.

Everyone quickly looked at their phones and watches.

He was shocked!

"Ah, why is it already so late?"

"It's already 9:10. Is this clock broken?”

"It's not broken. Mine is too!"

The audience checked the time one by one, and the result was indeed correct.

It was already time for the performance.

This was all thanks to the fact that they were in the main theater. If this was a commercial performance, it would have ended ten minutes ago.

The young crosstalk enthusiast felt helpless. He began to inspect the items and prepared to leave.

However, the few old men hadn't heard enough and started shouting.

"One more!"

With this shout, the entire audience was stirred up again.

Everyone cheered and applauded. The enthusiastic sound almost overturned the roof of the theater.

......

On the stage.

Sun Yue was also shocked by his enthusiasm.

For crosstalk actors, this was definitely the scene they wanted to see the most.

However, an encore was possible.

It was an evening performance today, and it was already nine o'clock in the evening. In addition, there were many girls in the audience. For the sake of safety, they did not return to the scene at this time.

Just as Sun Yue was thinking…

Ye Yunfei walked up and looked at the audience.""Please leave quickly!"

Sun Yue also stepped forward and continued to support him.

Just now, he locked the door and didn't let anyone out. Now, he was even chasing people out!”

Ye Yunfei waved his hand impatiently and said,""I don't care!

Those who didn't want to leave were those who didn't want to help, and those who didn't want to help were enemies!

I'll say it now. Before 9:30, I'll kick everyone out with a shovel!”

" Hahahaha!"

"Aiya, this person is still the same!”

"Young people have such a bad temper. Alright, alright, let's hurry up and leave.”

"Let's go, let's go. Go home and sleep. We'll listen to it again tomorrow!”

"Little brother! We're not your enemies. I'll definitely help you publicize it!”

The audience stood up and applauded, then began to organize their things.

Although he still wanted more, today was indeed not suitable.

It was time to leave.

......

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In response to the readers 'response, the author had already deleted the text.

The author is very sorry for bringing reading difficulties to everyone.

I will try my best to avoid it in the future. You are also welcome to point out the problems in this book. The author will consider and correct them. Once again, thank you for your love (bow).

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