"Look at how hot this place is. Those who don't know better might think that it's this kid's special show.”
Backstage, Yu Qian sipped her tea and smiled.
He was teasing Guo Degang.
The latter was also happy." Brother Qian, you don't have to say. If these children can do this, we should both retire to the second line."”
"Hahaha, that makes sense."
The two of them did not hide their praise for Ye Yunfei.
This made the surrounding senior and junior brothers very envious.
To be honest, they had never heard such heartfelt praise before.
......
On the stage.
Sun Yue stopped Ye Yunfei who was chanting and said,""Stop reading, stop reading. It's making my head hurt.”
"You also have claustrophobia?" Ye Yunfei asked in surprise.”
"Go to hell!"
Sun Yue pushed him away and said,""I'm healthy."
The audience below the stage burst into laughter.
As expected, the scene of love and killing each other was the most interesting!
"Yes, yes, yes. I was rude."
Ye Yunfei quickly smiled apologetically and then returned to the topic,""Teacher Sun, please think about it carefully. Is my research very meaningful?”
"Wait a moment."
Sun Yue stopped him, hooked her finger, and said,""The characters you mentioned just now, the foolish old man, the wise old man, the Pan Gu and the Sun Wu Kong."
"Ah."
"This isn't a myth," Sun Yue said."It's a character from a fable."
None of them really existed in history. Isn't there no value in your research?”
"Who said I only studied this?"”
"There's more?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei: " Of course there are. I've also studied the real cases!
For example, burning books and burying scholars!
Is there such a phrase?"
Burning books and burying scholars?
No way! No way! Was this person going to talk about Qin Shihuang?
The audience was shocked.
Everyone looked at Ye Yunfei curiously.
Sun Yue also chimed in at this time, saying,""Burning books and burying scholars, of course!”
Ye Yunfei: " This word explains a problem.”
"What does this mean?" Sun Yue asked with a puzzled expression.”
Ye Yunfei opened his mouth and said,"Qin Shihuang, you're sick!"”
" Hahahaha!"
The young audience members laughed out loud.
They didn't care about that. They just felt that it was too funny.
However, the slightly older people did not laugh at this moment.
Because Qin Shihuang was not an ordinary character. He was an emperor who had truly made great achievements in history. Anyone who knew some history would be in awe of him!
......
On the stage, Sun Yue also looked at him in shock and said,"You dare to say that just by opening your mouth!"
"What's the matter?" Ye Yunfei asked indifferently.”
"That Qin Shihuang is a person whose name is recorded in the history books!" Sun Yue hurriedly explained.
Moreover, he was a great man who could unify the world. How dare you say that?”
Ye Yunfei said,"It's easier to study with historical records."”
Sun Yue forced a smile and warned,""You have to think about this clearly before you say anything. Otherwise, when you get off the stage later, I won't forgive you!”
When he said this, the audience was amused again.
Even those who revered the First Emperor calmed down.
Ye Yunfei said," I've studied it thoroughly. Qin Shihuang is indeed sick!"”
Was this for real?
The audience was curious.
Even Sun Yue was confused and asked,""What illness did Qin Shihuang have?"
Ye Yunfei looked at the audience and said firmly,""He has trypophobia!"
???
trypophobia?
Everyone was even more confused.
Those who were serious at the beginning no longer had any other thoughts. They were all curious.
Qin Shihuang had trypophobia. It was too difficult to think of an answer!
"Why do you think so?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei:
One day, Qin Shihuang woke up with a rag in his hand. map)。
He looked at this rag."
"Hey! Wait!"
"Qin Shihuang is the ruler of such a big country," Sun Yue said."Why would he take a rag?"”
The audience was also curious about this matter.
"Who said anything about a rag?" Ye Yunfei asked.”
"Didn't you just say that?" Sun Yue asked.”
Ye Yunfei looked at him and said,""I'm talking about mapmap! The map!"
What?
Sun Yue froze when she heard this.
He was dumbfounded!
" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience below the stage laughed crazily again.
Even some of the audience's thoughts of finding fault disappeared without a trace.
It was too funny.
This guy's rag was actually a map!
Oh my god, this person really doesn't even know English!
......
After a while, Sun Yue came back to her senses and looked at Ye Yunfei with disgust.
He asked,"Where did this person pick up this English sentence?"
"Annoying ~"
Ye Yunfei clapped his hands shyly, then spread them out and continued,""Take a look at this map. It's filled with the maps of various countries!”
"Yeah, it's a small country."”
"Why are there so many countries? It's disgusting.
Extinguished! Extinguished! Extinguished!”
Ye Yunfei imitated the dialect tone of the Shaanxi area and performed with a melancholic expression.
"Because Qin swept the six countries?" Sun Yue asked in disbelief.”
" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience was stunned at first, but after Sun Yue's reminder, they burst into laughter.
Especially those who knew a little about history, they laughed like fools.
"Oh my god, the Qin Empire and the Six Nations can actually be interpreted in this way!”
"As a history teacher, everything related to history is my last resort. Unfortunately, I can't hold my ground.!!”
" Oh my god! I've been killed by Little Brother!"
" I can't, I can't, my face hurts!"
......
On the stage, Ye Yunfei wasn't embarrassed at all. He even acted very proud and continued to speak.
He said,"After unifying the world, we started to use the same language!"”
"That's right," said Sun Yue.
Ye Yunfei: " Very soon. The books of the various countries have been handed over. I want Qin Shihuang to take a look."”
"Yes," said Sun Yue.
Ye Yunfei: " But once I open it, Qin Shihuang's trypophobia is back.”
"Oh?" Sun Yue asked.
Ye Yunfei looked at his open palm and said with a melancholic expression,""Why are there so many words? It's so disgusting.
Burn, burn, burn everything!”
"Puff!"
" Hahahaha!"
The moment he said this, the audience was already laughing so hard that they slammed the table.
No one present could maintain their composure.
"I'm really going to kneel this time. This person is too funny!”
"I'm also f * cking stupid. How can you understand burning books and burying scholars like that ~~"
"Mamma Mia ~ Why did I come to listen to this crosstalk? Unscrupulous actor, give me back my knowledge!"
"I didn't expect to learn so much knowledge in just a few minutes. I even have a photographic memory. Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!”
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