Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
42 After listening to Teacher Ye’s class, let’s see who still dares to call me illiterate!

Qu Yi Mast

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The atmosphere below the stage was fiery.

The performance on the stage also entered its final stage.

"Burn the books!" Sun Yue chimed in.

Ye Yunfei didn't respond, he continued to make a living and said,""After that, all the non-Confucians in the world heard that Qin Shihuang wanted to live forever, so they came to see him together."

"Yeah," Sun Yue said.

Ye Yunfei: " But there are hundreds and thousands of them.”

"What's wrong?" Sun Yue asked.

"Seeing this, Qin Shihuang's trypophobia is acting up again."”

"Again?" Sun Yue asked.

"Why are there so many people pinching me? It's so disgusting.

Bury, bury, bury them all!”

Ye Yunfei said in a Shaanxi dialect with a melancholic expression again.

The audience couldn't help but laugh.

This person's dialect and behavior were simply too funny!

......

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!”

At this moment, Sun Yue pulled him and said,"" He's always so disgusting. Maybe he doesn't have trypophobia."

Not this illness?

The audience was confused by his words.

On the stage, Ye Yunfei also asked curiously,""What is that?"

Sun Yue looked at him meaningfully and said while holding back her laughter,"" He's pregnant!"

Puff!

Hahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Aiya, they're really bad.”

"Brother Fatty has learned to be bad."

"Qin Shihuang is pregnant, is it okay?"

"There's no decent person in the German Sports Association!”

......

"How annoying."

Ye Yunfei patted him,"What do you mean pregnant?"

"Who asked you to be so disgusting?" Sun Yue said.”

Ye Yunfei said,"He has trypophobia!"”

"Does this mean he has trypophobia?" Sun Yue asked in disbelief.”

Ye Yunfei: " Not just this. Look at the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang!"”

"What's wrong with the terracotta soldiers?" Sun Yue asked.”

"Why do you think he did it?" Ye Yunfei asked.!”

Huh?

This question had the audience asking.

Some of them knew some of the reasons, but in this place, the knowledge from books could not be used!

No one dared to say anything.

However, Sun Yue, who was beside him, said confidently,""This is an underground army! He has millions of soldiers under his command!”

Ye Yunfei shook his head and said,"No, it's not right."”

"Why not?" Sun Yue asked curiously.”

Ye Yunfei said,"Your understanding is too superficial. In fact, the construction of terracotta soldiers also has a special purpose."

Shocked!

The audience was stunned.

Special purpose?

Other than being an underground army, did the terracotta soldiers have other purposes?

This was too new.

Sun Yue was also confused.”

Ye Yunfei said firmly,""Someone knows that Qin Shihuang has trypophobia and that the terracotta soldiers were specially used to seal him!”

"Puff!"

" Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again and again.

"Refreshed my understanding."

"The terracotta soldiers are the most important things.”

"After listening to Teacher Ye's class, let's see who still dares to call me illiterate!”

"Get ready, brothers. A new wave of culture shock is coming!”

......

On the stage, Sun Yue was also holding back her laughter, but she still had to put on a baffled expression.

"This..." How can this be an item suppression?"

Ye Yunfei: " Think about it. At that time, people said that Qin Shihuang was a tyrant!”

"No one really understands," said Sun Yue.”

Ye Yunfei said,"And he also made that elixir."”

"That's right," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei looked at the audience and said," There was a rumor at that time that the tyrant Qin Shihuang would be resurrected 500 years later after taking the Elixir of Immortality!”

"Then what should we do?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei said,"That's why someone came up with this trick, using the terracotta soldiers to suppress him!"”

"Will it work?" Sun Yue asked.

"It works."

Ye Yunfei waved his hands and said,""Look, inside the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang, there is mercury like rivers and lakes!”

"Yes, yes, yes," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei said,"There are also lamps made of human fish oil hanging inside."

"That's right," Sun Yue said."The lights are always bright."”

Ye Yunfei said,"Five hundred years later, Qin Shihuang opened his eyes and looked."

"Eh?" Sun Yue asked.

" Why are there so many terracotta soldiers? It's so disgusting, ugh-"

After saying that, Ye Yunfei's body tensed up, as if he was scared to death.

"Go to hell!"

Sun Yue, who was grinning from ear to ear, pretended to push him away. Then, the two of them took two steps back amidst the laughter of the audience. They bowed and left the stage.

When the last joke was heard, the crosstalk ended.

At this moment, the entire stadium cheered!

Quite a few excited audience members even stood up.

"Good!"

"One more! One more!"

"Little brother, don't go!"

Applause and cheers, as well as the voices of those who wanted to make the encore return, were all gathered together. It was as if the ceiling was going to be lifted.

Firstly, the audience was enthusiastic, and secondly, the crosstalk was interesting.

It was full of new baggage!

In addition, Ye Yunfei's label as a culture grinder made it impossible for people to stop.

Throughout the entire 15 minutes of crosstalk, he didn't give the audience a single second to catch their breath.

During this period, jokes and jokes were frequently displayed, causing everyone to be immersed in the ocean of joy. Even now, they were still reminiscing.

"Sure enough, the live broadcast is much livelier than the video!”

"I didn't expect crosstalk to be so interesting. I'll listen to it a few more times if I have the chance.”

" Why did Little Brother leave?"

"I still want to listen to Ye Yunfei's crosstalk."

The audience below the stage looked at Ye Yunfei, hoping that he could do another scene.

But unfortunately, this was not his specialty.

Today's main character was Guo Degang!

Ye Yunfei and Sun Yue quickly disappeared backstage.

......

"Master, Senior Brother."

"You've worked hard, child."

"I should."

Guo Degang stood backstage. The next scene was between him and Yan Yuna.

The few people who came this time were all people that Old Guo wanted to promote.

As the eldest senior brother, Yan Yundi was also one of them.

However, Ye Yunfei had made the place too hot, and now he looked a little nervous.

Guo Degang saw it." Don't be nervous, Yun. It's a good thing that the place is hot. Use all your strength. Master will help you with the rest."”

With his words, Yan Yuna felt a little more at ease.

There was no time to talk now. As the announcement sounded, the two of them went on stage.

Ye Yunfei and Sun Yue returned to the waiting room.

......

......

It was the new year. After all the work, she could finally sit in front of the computer.

Please don't blame me for being a cripple. Here, I wish everyone a good year of the ox!!! (Bowing to save my life)

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