A good crosstalk actor would unknowingly enter the real world. If the traces were too obvious, the old fans would know that he was an amateur at a glance.
Li Mubai was not an amateur.
"Everyone, regardless of age, it is based on ability. Didn't everyone come to our Deyun Club to listen to crosstalk because of our ability?”
"Didn't you come to listen to crosstalk just for fun? Our De Yun Club is suitable." Yang Jiulang started to chime in.
"If anyone has something awkward in their heart, come to our Deyun Club to listen to a crosstalk and have fun. This matter will be over. For example, look at this unlucky Martial Nephew beside me.”
At this moment, Yang Jiulang acted like a silly kid and cooperated with Li Mubai's words to amuse the audience below.
"For example, Yang Jiulang went out to perform and found that it was broken when he returned home.”
"What about my family?"
"Your house collapsed."
"What? Earthquake? The house collapsed?"
"But your family is lucky."
"Oh, everyone is fine."
"It's all smashed in."
"Ah, that's lucky?"
"Fortunately, they were all smashed to death."
"What? They're all dead."
"Yeah, there's only one door left standing.”
Yang Jiulang's face was bitter. The two of them had finally gotten into the right place.
"What if Yang Jiulang sees it? Take out the key to open the door first."
"I'm still taking out the keys!" Yang Jiulang's aura had already risen.
"Yang Jiulang walked around inside and outside, and sure enough, everyone died.”
"Is there a need to ask? They must have been smashed to death."
At this moment, it was Li Mubai's turn to use his appearance. He kicked twice and a gloating smile appeared on his face."You guys also have such a day?"
"Sigh! How can you say that?"
"Are you sad?"
"You can't say that even if you're sad.”
"Yang Jiulang wants to laugh but has no tears."
"This isn't what people say!"
Yang Jiulang was being ridiculed by Li Mubai. According to his usual style of being a sidekick, he would have exploded long ago. However, he controlled his reaction this time. The audience below had already started laughing.
"Then Yang Jiulang will be anxious.”
"How can we not be anxious?"
Li Mubai pretended to be anxious and swayed left and right on the stage."Why do you think he's dead? He didn't even give us his bank card password.”
"Why are you so anxious about this?"
"Turn over the cabinets and take out all the money. Yang Jiulang thought about it again. My dad still has gold teeth in his mouth. Where are the pliers? Pull them all down."
"Alright! My dad died in a horrible way."
But at this moment, Li Mubai's expression turned serious.""Although Yang Jiulang pulled out his father's gold teeth, he still felt uncomfortable in his heart.”
This strong contrast pushed this burden to the climax. Just now, everyone was laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth. Now, they directly clapped and cheered.
The group of girls in the front row all laughed out loud, and their mouths were filled with gasps.
The little girl wearing a mask beside him also sighed, her eyes full of smiles.
At this moment, Li Mubai paused for a moment. He waited for them to finish shouting before continuing.
"This Yang Jiulang is feeling awkward, so he came to Sanqing Garden to listen to crosstalk.”
"What? I'm listening to my own crosstalk."
"That's right. After listening to the crosstalk, I laughed and forgot about it.”
"I'm stupid! How could you forget such a big thing?"
That Yang Jiulang had an aggrieved look on his face, but he was suppressed by Li Mubai.
Zhang Yunlei, who was backstage, frowned after watching the video.""This Jiulang was very aggressive when he fought with me. Why did he become listless today?”
Luan Yunping said,"Then what kind of partner do you have? You don't have enough baggage when you're teasing." Yang Jiulang had to make a big fuss so that it would have a dramatic effect. Our Little Uncle-Master has the ability to control the situation, so Yang Jiulang naturally doesn't have to be so loud. It's fine as long as he's a little weaker.”
Yue Yunpeng continued to say," And this scene is about the main character bullying the supporting character. If Yang Jiulang is too strong, your scene will be considered a failure."”
As for the audience in front, they were already laughing like fools. They did not have any other thoughts at the moment. They were just drawn into this crosstalk.
Li Mubai took advantage of this conversation and directed the content to Yang Jiulang's family.
"This Yang Jiulang's mother used to be very superstitious and didn't believe in science.”
"Aiyo, I'm an old lady. I can't accept new things.”
"The older people all believe in that monk or Taoist priest. When you're sick, they won't let you see a doctor.”
"Don't you think this is a lie?"
"That's right. Yang Jiulang's mother was sick that time. She went to the temple to get a big bag of incense ash. When she came back, she got water and gulped it down. In the end, she became constipated.”
"Won't you get constipation if you eat incense ashes?”
"In the end, the doctor prescribed an electric drill for her mother.”
"Aiyo, wait a moment. If he turned on the electric drill, wouldn't that person fly away?”
This burden was actually a little dirty, which was related to sh * t and urine. However, this burden stopped at the point and did not pursue it further.
Unlike some actors who tossed and turned, using this kind of dirty baggage to attract the audience. Li Mubai used a little, but it was not deep. He wanted to warm up the atmosphere.
At this moment, the little girl wearing a mask had already smiled into a line. Her crescent-shaped eyes were very beautiful as she stared at Li Mubai on stage.
She felt that Li Mubai had a certain attraction that could attract everyone's attention to him.
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