At the entrance of the arena, the captains were all laughing.
"This bag is not bad. I can use it in the future!”Zhang Helun said.
"Don't use it anymore. Once you use it, it'll be full of shit and pee.”Luan Yunping directly attacked.
"This Martial Uncle is really amazing. I'm convinced!”Zhang Yunlei admitted.
"I'm convinced, but you're still not convinced?"”
At this moment, Li Mubai and Yang Jiulang had a tacit understanding.
"Later on, Yang Jiulang's mother didn't use an electric drill. She only used the drug, and it wasn't easy for her to produce four plates of mosquito incense.”
Yang Jiulang spread his hands and said,"Well, it's quite thin."”
"But even so, your mother still believes in the Yi Guan Dao. In the end, your mother's condition became worse and worse. Yi Guandao directly asked your mother to use the flesh of her relatives as a drug primer to treat her illness.”
"Ah! Use the flesh of your loved ones."
Yang Jiulang and Li Mubai's coordination was getting better and better. The rhythm of this crosstalk was actually controlled by Li Mubai. Yang Jiulang only needed to take the opportunity to insert his words and react at the critical moment.
The sidekick was a translator between the funny guy and the audience. Sometimes, the funny guy's words were more profound, so the sidekick had to explain. Sometimes, the sidekick had to treat himself as the audience and give some reactions to the audience. Only then would the story continue.
At this moment, many people below the stage had already taken out their phones and started recording. They had never heard such a good joke before, so they had to record it properly.
"When Yang Jiulang's mother heard that she wanted the flesh of her loved ones, she cried.”
"Yeah, my mom can't bear to do it either."
"At 2:30 p. m., Yang Jiulang's family fell asleep, but his mother woke up.”
"Why is my mom up so late at night?"
"Get up and sharpen the knife."
"Ah! Sharpening? Are you reluctant?"
At this moment, Li Mubai made a gesture of sharpening the knife. After sharpening it a few times, Li Mubai was like a woman. He plucked a strand of hair from his head and blew it at the knife.
Li Mubai used his own voice-acting skills to make it look like he was blowing his hair.
The captains backstage all gave him a thumbs up. The tempo of the performance was not bad at all. From their professional point of view, it was also one of the best.
After sharpening the knife, Li Mubai lifted his robe and took a step forward. He learned the turn of the Peking opera and walked straight into the house.
"When the old lady entered the room and saw her relatives on the bed, she raised her knife.”
"My mother is going to kill someone."
"But the old lady couldn't bear to do it. They're all her relatives.”
"That's right, there are still feelings."
Li Mubai started to gesture from left to right."This is Yang Jiulang, his own son. In the middle was his wife, and on the other side was his daughter-in-law.”
At this time, there was a pause in the air to give the audience time to react. Yang Jiulang was also waiting for this time. After they passed through this gap, Yang Jiulang immediately pulled Li Mubai back.
"That's not right. Stop gesturing. You can't sleep like this.”
The audience was laughing like crazy. Yang Jiulang's father slept in the middle while his son and daughter-in-law slept on both sides. How could this be right?
Li Mubai had an innocent look on his face.”
"Do all the rich and powerful families sleep on the same bed?”
At this moment, Li Mubai pretended to be dumb."Hey! The house next to yours is renovated and everyone is squeezed into one room.”
"Even the renovation can't be so improvised!”
"There's a curtain!"
"A curtain is more like it." Yang Jiulang heaved a sigh of relief.
"There is a curtain separating Yang Jiulang.”
"Separating me?"
The burden became bigger and bigger. A small thunder slowly turned into a big thunder. Finally, the biggest burden was detonated. The audience below was already laughing their heads off.
The little girls were all giggling, and the older ones behind them were also laughing loudly. The little girl in the corner who was wearing a mask laughed so hard that her mask almost fell off.
Today, Li Mubai's performance was the worst of the worst. He was bullying Yang Jiulang.
The two of them continued to talk after they finished talking.
"The old lady couldn't bear to kill the three of them.”
"We're all family. How could I do that?”
"Yang Jiulang, that is a piece of flesh that fell from your body. If he really gets stabbed, not to mention himself, I'll let his father down. His father is in Qinghai now.”
When Yang Jiulang heard this, he quickly stopped him.""That's not right. Isn't my father sleeping next to me?”
"Ah, the one sleeping next to you is your father. This time, it's your father.”
At this moment, Yang Jiulang shook his head like a lion."That's the same."
At this moment, Li Mubai's ultimate move came. Li Mubai had a wicked expression. Anyone could see that he was wicked.
Li Mubai put his hands into his sleeves and said in a strange tone,"How can that be the same?"
"How is that different?"
"Don't ask anymore. It's also a sickness to ask. It's good to be muddle-headed.”
"No, I have to ask clearly.”
"Why are you asking? Just treat this as a joke and keep it for yourself to relieve your boredom.”
"I treat my family's matters as a joke.”
The audience below, including the captains backstage, all laughed out loud when they heard this. Li Mubai played the word 'bad' to the fullest, and Yang Jiulang's appearance as a punching bag was also praised repeatedly.
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