On the stage.
Seeing the atmosphere in the audience getting more and more enthusiastic, the smile on Sun Yue's face became even more intense.
If the audience was happy, he would be happy.
As a professional crosstalk actor, the smiles on the audience's faces were the highest praise for him.
Jiang Tian could feel Sun Yue's emotions.
"Yo, Teacher Sun, are you that happy to hear that your father is dead?”
"Go! How am I happy!"
Sun Yue pulled a long face and pushed Jiang Tian.
Jiang Tian smiled apologetically and said,"Yes, you shouldn't be happy."”
"That's true."
Jiang Tian replied," Teacher Sun and his father are very close. They're like family!”
Sun Yue glared at him." Nonsense! That's my biological father!”
"Puff!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Jiang Tian continued," Anyway, after the old man left, Teacher Sun missed his father every day. He missed his father so much that he couldn't take it anymore. He missed his father so much that he became sick."”
Sun Yue pursed her lips.”
"Just like that, I thought about it every day. Finally, one day, Teacher Sun's father came back."”
Sun Yue stretched out her head and said with a surprised expression,""Did I think of him coming back just like that?”
Jiang Tian placed his hands behind his back and said firmly,""Yes, he came back to see you!”
"Ouch."
Jiang Tian waved his hand." It just so happens that your wife wasn't home that day."”
Sun Yue nodded." Yes, my wife is quite busy and doesn't stay at home often.”
"Yes, your wife is pregnant."”
Sun Yue nodded." Oh, my wife went back to her parents 'home…"
"Wait a moment."
Sun Yue patted Jiang Tian's arm." Wait a minute. My wife is going back to her mother's house to get pregnant?
What do you mean by pregnant? You have to make it clear to me.”
"Hahahaha!"
"Eek!"
The audience understood what he meant. They laughed and booed.
Jiang Tian waved his hand, looking embarrassed.
"No, after I got pregnant, I went back to my mother's house. I accidentally said something wrong.
Isn't this my first time performing crosstalk on stage? I was so nervous that I reversed the order.”
"Phew!"
The audience booed again.
Jiang Tian must have said that on purpose. Why was he looking for an excuse?
However, the audience also reacted.
It was indeed Jiang Tian's first time performing crosstalk on stage. He did not have stage fright at all and his stage presence was just right.
It was his first time working with Teacher Sun, and the two of them cooperated very well.
Many of the audience members laughed loudly and nodded their heads secretly.
It seemed that this boy who did odd jobs was indeed quite capable.
On the stage, Sun Yue waved her hand and said to Jiang Tian,""Don't turn it upside down. You scared me.
She was pregnant, so she went back to her mother's house to nurse her child!”
Jiang Tian gave in." Yes, yes, yes. It's to take care of the baby. It's not a big deal. Why are you angry?!"”
Sun Yue: " Nonsense, my house is not that messy!"”
As the audience chuckled, Jiang Tian continued,""Anyway, you were the only one at home, right?”
"Yeah."
"Then his father came back, but he couldn't get in. The door was locked."
Then, he knocked on the door, but it didn't open.”
"Why?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
Jiang Tian explained," That's a soul. How can you knock on the door?"”
"Then what should we do?" Sun Yue asked.
Jiang Tian stroked his chin and pretended to be in deep thought." Your father is thinking about it. In a while, your father will come up with a solution.”
"Then, his father squeezed in through the crack in the door.”
As he said this, Jiang Tian swayed his body as if he had turned into a piece of paper and was stuffed in through the crack of the door.
At the same time, his expression was also vivid. His facial features were squeezed together, as if he was wearing a mask of pain.
Seeing Jiang Tian's reaction, the audience burst into laughter again.
This action, this expression, it was too funny!
Sun Yue burst into laughter when she saw Jiang Tian's reaction.
This expression, this appearance, this charm.
He was even better than Little Yueyue!
Then, he stretched out his palm and played with it left and right. He teased,
"What are you doing?”
There was no such sentence in the script, so Sun Yue had said it out of her heart.
The lively atmosphere at the scene also made him more relaxed.
Jiang Tian pretended to be serious as he gestured." Isn't that so? Your father is just a soul. Won't he squirm a little when he comes in?"”
Sun Yue held back her smile and gestured with her hand.""Then why did you knock on the door if you have the ability? You can come in through the range hood, do you know that?”
"Pfft!"
The audience burst into laughter when they heard the word " range hood ".
Just imagine the scene of Old Master Sun coming out of the range hood.
He laughed until his entire body twitched.
"Hahahaha!"
"F * ck, drilling the range hood is too f * cking visual!”
"Is this Teacher Sun's imagination? I love you, I love you."
Sun Yue's words stunned Jiang Tian.
Then, just like the audience, they burst into laughter!
He could even think of a kitchen hood?
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