Jiang Tian slowly stepped onto the stage, and the audience immediately burst into cheers.
"Jiang Tian! I love you!"
"I love you too!"
"Last time I heard your crosstalk, I smashed the range hood. Jiang Tian will compensate me for it!”
"Hahahahaha!"
These cute jeers made the audience burst into laughter.
What Jiang Tian didn't expect was that there were many audience members who came up to the stage with small gifts such as dolls. They accepted them one by one and thanked them, then handed them to the announcer to send backstage.
Jiang Tian smiled. After thanking the audience for their support, he said elegantly and calmly,""Let me introduce myself first. My name is Jiang Tian.
Some audience members know that this is my second time on stage.
The first time I went on stage was the night before yesterday. I performed a crosstalk with Teacher Sun Yue.
Some of my friends would ask me why I came alone this time. Where did Teacher Sun Yue go?”
The audience's curiosity was piqued. They stared at Jiang Tian, waiting for his next answer.
"That's a long story."
Jiang Tian said," Two days ago, I was asked to work overtime by Old Guo. I said something like a poem and a cross-talk during the curtain call. Do you remember?"”
The audience nodded. This matter was still circulating on the Internet, so they naturally wouldn't forget.
"Then everyone should remember that Ms. Hunt promised to give me more money, right?”Jiang Tian asked.
"I remember!"
"Otherwise, why would I call you Scholar Jia Qian?”
"Hahahaha!"
The audience stood up and shouted. When they thought of this title, they laughed again.
Jiang Tian sighed helplessly.""The next day, I went to look for Old Guo.
I said,"Old Guo, we agreed on stage just now that you have to pay me more for my performance. You can't forget this."”
"Old Guo said that we can increase the money, but you have to perform tomorrow night (which is tonight). I'll give you the money then.”
"He's the boss. I can only agree to his conditions, right?
Then I said,"I can perform, but you can lend me Sun Yue again. He's better."”
Lend Sun Yue to try?
Sun Yue was just a tool!
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
" Who would have thought that this old man would tell me that it's not impossible for Sun Yue to be my sidekick?" Jiang Tian said with a sullen expression.
However, Sun Yue also needs an appearance fee. If I let him partner with me in this match, I'll have to pay Sun Yue's 50 yuan appearance fee first.”
Puff!
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
Sun Yue's appearance fee was only 50 yuan?
This was too chilling!
Jiang Tian continued," I thought that the appearance fee was too expensive. It wasn't worth it!"
So, I came up alone.”
The audience chuckled.
Even 50 yuan wasn't worth it. How cheap was Sun Yue?
Jiang Tian smiled faintly." Just now, I was chatting with everyone for a while. Saving money is one thing, but I still have to do this stand-up comedy.”
"Just now, I was talking to everyone about the story of me asking Old Guo for money. Tonight's stand-up comedy is also related to asking for money. It's called asking for money.”
Jiang Tian bowed deeply.
"Good!"
"Good!"
Clang clang!
The audience immediately cheered.
In the office, Old Guo, Gao Feng, and Luan Yunping watched the situation on the stage through the real-time recording. Their faces were filled with surprise.
This was only Jiang Tian's second time on stage, but his few words had stirred up the audience's emotions.
Moreover, they had never used such words before.
These were all cheats!
He used what happened a few days ago as a prelude and smoothly introduced it into the story.
This was something that only a few people in the entire Deyun Club could do!
Thinking of this, Luan Yunping's eyes were filled with admiration. He could not help but praise,
"To be honest, Master. The day before yesterday, you asked me to arrange a performance for Jiang Tian and let him open the show. At that time, I was a little nervous, afraid that he would mess up the performance.”
"Now that I look at it, I was really worried too much. This junior brother of mine is really amazing!”
Everyone present was familiar with him, and Luan Yunping directly addressed Jiang Tian as his junior brother.
The vice president of De Yun Club couldn't help but sigh in his heart about Old Guo's decision to support Jiang Tian.
Master's foresight was too unique!
They had been in the industry for so many years. How did they find out that Jiang Tian had such talent?
In terms of judging a person, his master was indeed the best!
At this moment, on the stage.
Since Mr. Liu Baorui's monologue was going to be mentioned, his unique poem must not be missing.
Jiang Tian controlled his voice and said,"
"They said that there was an extraordinary fortune-teller who was very good at divination!
He calculated that there was an emperor in the palace in the past.
He calculated that the emperor's wife would definitely call her 'niangniang'.
He counted the size of the broad beans among the grains.
He counted the number of crops under the ground and counted how long the sorghums grew.
He counted his father's age as the three of them walked.
He calculated that his wife's mother must be the man's mother-in-law.
At the end, this divination was even more accurate:
The head is on the neck!"
As he said that, he slammed the table with a loud thud.
"Good!"
This unique poem caused the entire audience to boil with applause!
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