035. Even if he died today, he would have to turn on the air conditioner if he jumped down from here!!
At that moment, when the audience heard Su Yunchen's words, they were all amused. The atmosphere in the venue was originally heavy and solemn.
In the last part of the attack, the smoke instantly dissipated.
Although not everyone in the audience was laughing out loud, it had to be said that this hack made the audience feel very good.
Just now, Li Hongye stood up and directly scolded the audience.
This made the audience feel a fire burning in their hearts, and they had no place to release it.
In fact, he could tell from the laughter of the audience that Su Yunchen had just finished her first Mo Maner crosstalk.
The audience had something on their minds.
And this worry was very likely that doctor.
One had to know that on the stage just now, not only did the doctor scold the old man, but he also stood on the stage and scolded the audience.
Therefore, Su Yunchen knew that she had to vent the anger in the audience's stomach.
Otherwise, why would you want to have fun in a live crosstalk?
It was indeed a pleasant surprise.
However, if the audience were to perform crosstalk with their own thoughts, then no matter how funny the joke was or how novel the plot was, it would be useless.
Because the audience had something on their minds, it was hard to listen to.
That was why Su Yunchen had designed this segment.
At that moment, Su Yunchen looked at the audience and a smile slowly appeared on her face.
Because he knew that the audience had completely let go of his previous hack.
They still felt disgusted, but at least they could continue listening.
However, as long as he could continue listening, that was all.
At this moment, Su Yunchen already knew how to perform this crosstalk.
However, in his opinion, after this crosstalk, Teacher Yu Qian might never work with him again!
At this moment, Yu Qian could be said to have nothing left to live for.
Why the hell did he come up here?
Why did he have to come up with his grandmaster nephew?
Just now, she asked him to say a monologue. Wasn't it f * cking nice?
Why did she have to come up and let him torture her?
What the hell is this!
At this moment, Grandpa Yu could not take it anymore.
To be honest, he knew that his grandmaster-nephew liked to hack on the spot, but this…even if he could hack on the spot, could he still live?
Could it be that he was just going to say that?
Now, Sir System was completely dumbfounded.
Yu Qian did not know how to respond to Su Yunchen's words.
If he f * cking accepted it, he wouldn't be able to get through this.
Even if he didn't pick it up, he wouldn't be able to get through.
This…At this moment, it seemed to Master Yu that he might as well not accept it and let this kid play by himself.
F * ck, even animals couldn't beat him on stage!
At this moment, Su Yunchen, who had just finished speaking, was in a position to rub himself. He raised one of Yu Qian's arms and was about to rub it.
He revealed an expression of sudden realization, then turned around and said,"I can't rub it now."
As soon as he finished speaking, the breath that had been in Yu Qian's heart was finally released.
Good heavens, the scrubbing was finally over!
At this moment, when he heard the end of this paragraph, Yu Qian also knew that he might have to get to the main topic later, so he also agreed,"Why?"
Su Yunchen: " This is a bath. It's important to soak in it. Otherwise, won't it hurt if you rub it dry?"”
"But you have to take a bath. If the effect is good, you can take a bath at Teacher Yu's house.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Qian was dumbfounded.
What was going on?
Was there still enough?
Why are you still taking a bath?
You still want to go to my house to soak? This man, you're really letting yourself go. Are you not going to talk about living anymore?!!
At this moment, Yu Qian was dumbfounded.
However, he knew that he still had to perform this crosstalk.
Just like that doctor?
It was purely to disgust people.
Moreover, they were originally here to save the situation.
His character was probably going to be ruined.
At this moment, Yu Qian had no choice but to follow the tone of his martial nephew.
"Soak at my house? Are you saying that my bathhouse is big? The effect is good?"
Now, Yu Qian did not know what his martial nephew was going to say. He could only mourn for himself in his heart.
At this moment, Yu Qian finally knew how Tao 'er felt when he went to act in' Fen River Bay 'after drinking.
He felt it, he felt everything!
Hearing Yu Qian's words, Su Yunchen shook her head and said,""No!"
Then, he turned around to look at the audience and said,"I think those who are familiar with Deyun Club know that Teacher Yu is rich and has a horse farm in the suburbs of Yanjing.”
"That horse farm, although it's in the suburbs, it's really hot!”
"This summer, when I went to the horse track, it was so hot that it almost exploded!!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Qian frowned tightly, and his head buzzed.
What…what was this?
New job again?
Man, are you going to hack the entire time and not prepare to enter the game?
At this moment, Yu Qian really did not want to be on the same stage as his grandmaster nephew even if he was beaten to death.
They had been rehearsing for half a day under the stage just now, but now, they didn't say a single word…
No one could withstand this!
At this moment, Yu Qian had no choice but to take a deep breath and reply,"Then turn on the air conditioner!"
"It's not like my horse farm doesn't have air conditioning.”
"It's so hot that it's about to explode. Can't we just turn on the air conditioner?”
Hearing Yu Qian's words, Su Yunchen, who was standing at the side, frowned. She looked at Grandpa Yu and said,""Sir, did you not understand?”
"If you don't understand, I'll say it again!”
Su Yunchen turned around and continued,""Your horse farm is so hot that it's about to explode!!”
At this moment, Yu Qian was even more confused.
What the hell was going on?
Was there any change from what he had just said?
It was so hot that it was about to explode?
Isn't this the same?
At this moment, Yu Qian did not quite understand what his grandnephew was going to say.
Could there be a homonym in this?
Or was there some special meaning behind it?
After thinking for a long time, Yu Qian still thought of a reason, but he knew that he had to answer.
Otherwise, how could he do this?
"Turn on the air conditioner!"
"Didn't I already say to turn on the air conditioner?!”
At this moment, Grandpa Yu's confused expression and his words.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
To be honest, this part of the story was not very funny.
However, when they saw Uncle Yu's dumbfounded expression, they inexplicably poked the funny spot of some of the audience.
Moreover, to be honest, many people in the audience were also thinking about what kind of baggage was hidden in this story.
Why couldn't he tell?
Just as the audience was puzzled.
When Su Yunchen heard Grandpa Yu's words, she let out a long sigh.
"Sir, did you not understand again?”
"It's okay if you don't understand. I'll chat with the audience. Can you stop talking?”
Su Yunchen turned around again and said,""This summer, at Teacher Yu's horse farm.”
"It's so hot that it's about to explode!"
Before Su Yunchen could finish her sentence.
Grandpa Yu couldn't take it anymore.
What was he trying to say?
And he kept repeating it?
If this was the case, would he still be alive?
At this moment, there was only one thought in Master Yu's mind.
He had to pull this Martial Nephew of his back.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to survive in the end. Wouldn't he be f * cking finished?
At this moment, Grandpa Yu also knew that since his martial nephew kept mentioning this matter, it must mean that this thing had a burden.
However, to Grandpa Yu, he didn't even see where the bag was.!
At this moment, Grandpa Yu took a deep breath and went all out.
Since this Martial Nephew of his kept mentioning this burden and kept repeating it, it meant that this burden was already shaking.
Since it was shaking, he had to catch it.
Although he hadn't gotten the point yet, he couldn't drag it down!
Grandpa Yu decided to go all out.
He nodded and shouted.
"Open! Empty! Tune!"
"I want to turn on the air conditioner!"
" I like air conditioning!!"
"Turn on the air conditioner! Turn on the air conditioner!"
"Today, even if I, Yu Qian, die or jump from this place, I will turn on the air conditioner!!”
F * ck!
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw Grandpa Yu shouting so crazily.
Some of the audience couldn't hold back their laughter and fell to the ground. Some couldn't control their emotions!
At the same time, the viewers in the live streaming channel could not help but sigh when they saw this scene.
This f * cking crosstalk was pretty good in everything!
This was a little too much!
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