036. It was a perfect ending. Grandpa Yu almost died on the stage!!
At this moment, when the audience in the live broadcast room saw Grandpa Yu's crazy form.
One by one, they started to laugh.
"What the f * ck, turn on the air conditioner! Grandpa Yu…Grandpa Yu's wave…I'm dying of laughter…ha…"
"Although this part of the story is funny, can we discuss it? You deleted this voice message and want me to send it?!”
"But to be honest, where is the burden of this wave of big brother master? I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't think of it. I couldn't stop laughing at Grandpa Qian's crazy actions!!”
"Shar-Pei went crazy…Stop talking. I'll give you 50 cents.”
……
At this moment, Su Yunchen, who had been at the scene, could not help but laugh when she saw Grandpa Qian, who was so relaxed beside her.
To be honest, everyone said that he was a little prince who was currently cheating. His crosstalk was funny.
However, from Su Yunchen's point of view, Yu Qian's crazy performance was exactly what Su Yunchen wanted.
To be honest, Su Yunchen felt that the reason why he had repeated the words 'it's about to explode' was because of this matter.
It was because he wanted to drive Master Yu Qian crazy.
As the saying goes, one can't survive without going crazy!
Only when he could completely let go of the burden of ending could he be loud.
Only then could it cause the entire Internet to cheer!
One had to know that Su Yunchen's crosstalk was a live hack. He had no way of giving Master Qian any hints, so he could only force Yu Qian to his death.
Only when Yu Qian went crazy could this burden be completely blown out!
Looking at Grandpa Qian, Su Yunchen knew that the time had come. The audience was so happy that it was the only time to deepen the joke and reveal the whole joke.
Only then could the entire audience burst into laughter.
Su Yunchen couldn't help but praise her grandpa for his high artistic standards. He didn't even need to remind him to understand what she meant.
Secondly, Su Yunchen was also praying in her heart that Master Qian would not hit anyone when she went down, because Su Yunchen knew that Master Qian was no longer alive.
He had really gone crazy!
At this moment, Su Yunchen glanced at the audience below the stage and then looked at Yu Qian beside her.""Grandpa Yu, don't talk now.”
"If you don't understand, don't say anything!!”
"Besides, turn on the air conditioner! Does that thing really work?"
When Yu Qian heard Su Yunchen's words, his stomach was burning with anger.
Damn it!
It was so hot that it was about to explode. Why didn't he turn on the air conditioner?
Then open what?
At this moment, Yu Qian looked at his martial nephew and said with a hint of anger,"Then tell me, it's so hot that it's about to explode. Why don't you turn on the air conditioner?”
"Burning the boiler? Are we going to Babaoshan Crematorium?!”
"You need to heat it up inside?”
At this moment, after the audience heard Yu Qian's words, they all laughed out loud.
Instead of turning on the air conditioner, he was burning the boiler?
What the f * ck? Did this crosstalk even have lyrics?
At this moment, just as he was venting his anger, the audience below the stage subconsciously applauded.
The old man who was about to go on stage to fight was now standing in front of the stage with his shoes raised high. He cheered loudly,
"This is what crosstalk is!"
"What the f * ck was that?!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience in the stadium, driven by Sir System's fanatical atmosphere, gradually entered a heated state.
At this moment, there were many staff members at the venue. They were dragging oxygen tanks and patrolling the venue.
If anyone could not make it, they would be given a breath of oxygen. This way, there would not be another incident of someone entering the ICU again because of crosstalk.
To be honest, if that was really the case...
This was really a good thing for the crosstalk audience. They had gone from a safe place to a dangerous place.
There were even quite a few people who thought that this Brother Master De Yun might have been a crosstalk artist who gradually became less popular on the stage because he was the first to perform crosstalk and the audience was too dangerous!!
After all, who could accept being admitted to the ICU after listening to a crosstalk?!
Who could withstand this?
At this moment, Su Yunchen heard the old man beside him start to spout nonsense. He knew that this crosstalk should come to an end.
If he continued, Master Qian would probably die on stage.
At this moment, Su Yunchen looked at the crazy First Master and patted him on the shoulder.""Sir, if we didn't hear you clearly, don't speak.”
"Who told you to turn on the air conditioner when the heat is about to explode?”
Yu Qian said,"Turn on the air conditioner!" It was about to open! Not only do I drive it in summer, I also drive it in winter!!”
"The cold wind blows every day. My balls are hurting so much. I f * cking love air conditioning!"
Grandpa Yu touched his nose and took a deep breath.
Hearing Yu Qian's words, Su Yunchen knew that the climax had arrived.
"What do you mean by turning on the air conditioner? Turn on the air conditioner?"
"I'm talking about the one at your house that warms up the water quickly!! It exploded!"
"What's the use of turning on the air conditioner?”
"You! It would be better to install the air conditioner in the furnace of Babaoshan!”
"You can drive it however you want!”
"Anyway, it's me! Come over and give you a bath!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.
Everyone clapped happily!!
As the audience applauded, Su Yunchen took three steps back and bowed.
Before Teacher Yu could react, Su Yunchen had already entered the backstage.
Just as First Master Yu regained his senses, he looked at his martial nephew who had already stepped off the stage and felt his blood turn cold.
There was only one thought in Teacher Yu's mind.
Thief!
Are you f * cking insulting me?
He didn't even say anything when he got off the stage?
At this moment, Teacher Yu looked at the audience below the stage, and his heart was already racing to the extreme.
To him, if he couldn't solve this problem now, he would be able to solve it.
This was also a f * cking stage accident!
At this moment, Grandpa Yu looked around and finally put on a look of despair. He ran backstage and spoke his mind.
"Thief! Are you f * cking insulting me?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire venue burst into laughter. All the audience members in the venue were amused by this crosstalk!
Not only did the laughter not stop, but the applause also did not stop.
At this moment, even Jiang Kun, who had been sitting at home watching television, could feel the endless applause from the television.
Similarly, he could also see the reaction of the audience through the applause. Although it could not be said to be the best in the world, it was definitely more thorough and better than the previous "Stripping Off Ma Gua"!
In just a few minutes, he could perform such a perfect piece of work.
Jiang Kun had no choice but to admit that Su Yunchen was known as the top crosstalk actor of the younger generation for a reason.
However, Jiang Kun knew that it would be too difficult for him to find Su Yunchen's flaws in this performance.
The performance lasted less than ten minutes.
Moreover, the burden was endless throughout the entire process, so there was no way to find any shortcomings from it.
In Jiang Kun's opinion, since he had fallen out with Su Yunchen, he had to let him know how powerful he was.
After pondering for a while, Jiang Kun took out his phone and dialed a number.
After the call was connected, Jiang Kun immediately said,"Inform the people in the music association to come to the music association for a meeting!”
"Also, let me clarify that all the people from Deyun Club in the past have to attend this meeting!!”
"If they don't come, tell them not to come in the future.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Kun looked at the scene on the television again. Without saying anything, he turned off the television and went out.
And the doctor who had just been angry at the audience had already been taken away by the police.
As a public figure, he was directly taken away and detained for cursing in public.
Not only did he have to face a fine from the police, but he also had to face a sky-high penalty for breaching the contract.
To be honest, even if this doctor studied for his entire life, he wouldn't be able to pay for his impulsive actions.
In this life, he had really become an ultimate wage earner!!
At the same time.
Yu Qian, who had just jogged all the way back backstage, saw Su Yunchen who had already arrived backstage. He panted and said,"Yun Chen, f * ck you!!”
"Can you follow the lines in the future?!”
"This time, I'm going to die on the stage!!”
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