005. My lord, donkey penis…fish penis!!
At this moment, these senior and junior brothers backstage also did not understand Gao Feng's sudden words.
Normally, the opening was a little funny.
Basically, he used a technique from the crosstalk sect called grinding vines.
It was also a work that used surnames as a prelude.
Basically, it was like Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang performing crosstalk.
Meng Hetang said that Zhou Jiuliang was called Zhou Dog Biscuit. This was a form of grinding.
However, it was very rare to see someone hack like Brother Master at the beginning of the game, and it was even in the form of hacking himself. It could even be said that no one had seen it before.
Basically, the opening lines were all about me being a primary school student in the crosstalk world.
This was the first time he had said that he was the captain of the suicide squad.
At this moment, when these senior and junior brothers heard Gao Feng praise their master brother like this, they were also puzzled in their hearts. Was it good to start like this?
Just as these senior and junior brothers were feeling puzzled, there was no lack of veterans in the audience. They naturally knew of Su Yunchen's existence.
He had once heard Guo Degang and the other members of the Deyun Society talk about Su Yunchen's glorious deeds.
Therefore, when they heard Su Yunchen's self-deprecating joke, they were all amused.
Although not many people were happy, there were still a few hundred people.
Without a doubt, Su Yunchen's opening remark was very successful.
One had to know that the usual opening of the grinding vine might not have such an effect.
Not only did the live audience laugh, but some of the viewers in the live broadcast room also laughed.
"Damn, this handsome guy is quite interesting. This is the first time I've heard someone say that he's the captain of the suicide squad.”
"I have to say, this Senior Brother Yun Zi Ke is quite something. Not only is he stable, but he also has amazing words. I'm looking forward to his 'Pulling Off Ma Guai'!”
……
At the same time, when Su Yunchen saw the audience below the stage laughing, she did not hesitate and continued,""This is my master, Mr. Guo Degang.”
"The one next to me is my grandpa, donkey whip…"
"Why does my name sound so masculine?"!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience, who were already a little amused, could not help but laugh out loud when they heard Su Yunchen's words.
"Damn it! Donkey's whip…There was a f * cking scene!!”
"To be honest, Su Yunchen's opening is quite interesting.!”
There were also some female audience members who were listening to the crosstalk. When they heard Su Yunchen's tiger-wolf lyrics, their faces turned red and they did not dare to raise their heads.
……
Puchi!
At this moment, the senior brothers who had been backstage all this time could not help but want to laugh out loud after hearing Eldest Senior Brother's words.
Good heavens, donkey whip!
This grinding vine is quite interesting!
As expected of Eldest Senior Brother, he could even think of such a homonym.
At this moment, when the other disciples heard Su Yunchen's words, they all relaxed.
In their hearts, they couldn't help but admire Brother Master's opening.
With just two simple sentences, the match was already halfway through.
Although Brother Master hadn't been on stage for seven years, his level seemed to be even better than before.
With just one more burden, he would be completely untied!
At this moment, just as these senior brothers were thinking about what kind of burden Brother Grandmaster would use.
On the stage, Su Yunchen looked enlightened after hearing Yu Qian's words. She quickly said,""I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I said it wrong. Your name should be Fish Whip!”
"Hey, why is this thing getting smaller and smaller?!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the originally cheerful theater suddenly erupted with laughter like a tsunami.
Countless audience members were laughing so hard that they were almost out of breath.
Although it was not a big deal to hear these things separately, it was inexplicably funny when they were put together!!
There were even some brave female audience members who widened their eyes and looked in an unknown direction, as if they really wanted to see Grandpa Yu's size.
"Hahaha, donkey penis…fish penis, it's getting smaller and smaller. I have to say that Master Qian is indeed a professional sidekick.!”
"I don't know why, but I feel like this joke isn't very funny, but I can't help but want to laugh out loud. It's getting smaller and smaller…This is too funny!!”
"These two homophonic memes are too f * cking funny! I'm willing to call Brother Master the strongest now!!”
"Let's be frank. Brother Master's opening is quite interesting. They are all new things. Although they don't seem funny individually, when combined together, they are inexplicably funny!”
……
At this moment, the fellow disciples who had been backstage all this while were also laughing their heads off when they heard Su Yunchen's words.
Gao Feng, who had always been serious, also revealed a smile that he had not seen in a long time.
Meng He Tang: " Brother Master, this is too funny. How did he come up with this? It's okay to hear it individually, but it's a little hard to bear when it's connected!”
Yue Yunpeng: " Brother Master is indeed Brother Master. This part of the story is full of twists and turns. Starting from introducing yourself, and then introducing Master Yu twice. This is enough to make people laugh!!”
Gao Feng: " It's a novel opening, and it even uses the traditional lines. This part wasn't used during the lyrics. This part is not bad!!”
At this moment, these senior and junior brothers were originally a little worried about whether their master brother would be able to open this place.
But now, this place was completely open.
Moreover, it had entered the hilarious stage. As long as he was alive and had a little bit of his own baggage, that part of " Stripping Off My Mandarin Gown " could be said to be a good piece of work.
At this moment, after Su Yunchen heard Yu Qian's words, she did not continue to waste her time. Instead, she laughed and said,""The two introductions just now were actually wrong. Now, let me introduce you properly. This is my master, Yu Qian, Teacher Yu!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience below the stage also applauded thunderously.
To be honest, to the audience, this crosstalk was very enjoyable.
All of them were laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
At this moment, Guo Degang also revealed a gratified smile after seeing his proud disciple finish his introduction.
He did not expect Su Yunchen to open the match so well.
Although this part was a cheat, it had to be said that this part was very good. From self-mockery to laughter, and then using the two burdens of Uncle Yu, it opened up the scene.
Even if you asked Guo Degang to do it himself, he would definitely be able to have his proud eldest disciple do it well.
At this moment, Guo Degang joined in after Su Yunchen finished speaking.
"Everyone has heard his introduction. Now, let me formally introduce him. The captain of the Deyun Society's Dare-to-Die Brigade, Su Yunchen, is also my eldest disciple!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience started clapping.
"I think some of you old viewers should know my disciple.”
"But why do you say that he's the captain of the suicide squad? It's mainly because every time Deyun Club is ready to support him, he goes crazy.”
"When he was eight years old, he secretly rode a motorcycle and gave Charlie a hard time. When he was ten years old, he set off fireworks and blew himself up into the sky. All these years, this master brother's fate has been filled with misfortune. Every time he wants to support him, he always has problems.”
"So we put him on ice…If it weren't for the fact that he didn't have any major problems this year, to be honest, I wouldn't have dared to come out and support my eldest disciple!”
At this moment, after Guo Degang finished his introduction.
Su Yunchen, who had been standing at the side, suddenly spoke.
"Master, do you know why I'm not popular?!”
Just as Su Yunchen finished speaking, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were stunned.
This…wasn't there no other words?
Why did he suddenly reply?
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