006. Actually, Teacher Yu's thing was only that big!!
At this moment, Su Yunchen was asking Guo Degang why he was not popular.
Not only was Guo Degang stunned, but Yu Qian was also a little stunned.
To be honest, although there was no couplet in this paragraph, there should be no baggage in this paragraph.
Therefore, this paragraph should be a very simple introduction.
However, the two of them did not expect Su Yunchen to ask this question at this time.
However, since she had asked a question, she naturally had to answer it. Therefore, Ms. Guo looked at Su Yunchen with a puzzled expression and said,"Why?"
At this moment, after Guo Degang finished speaking, the other audience members were also curious.
For some of the old viewers, this was a live show!
This part was probably a burden, so they looked at Su Yunchen seriously. They wanted to know what kind of burden this young and beautiful young man was going to say.
At that moment, Su Yunchen took a deep breath and turned to look at Yu Qian, who was beside Guo Degang. Although he did not say anything, it was obvious from his subtle expression that Su Yunchen seemed to be very dissatisfied with Yu Qian.
When some of the audience saw Su Yunchen's expression, they could not help but burst out laughing.
Su Yunchen raised her right hand and pointed at Yu Qian."" That's because there are bad people!!"
After Guo Degang heard Su Yunchen's words, he agreed without hesitation,""Who is it?"
"It's him! He smoked, drank, and permed his hair. His head grew like a potato bud, and his face and Shar-Pei turned into a spirit!!!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience in the stadium could not hold it in any longer and laughed out loud.
"The potatoes have sprouted, the Shar-Pei has turned into a spirit…F * ck, another scene!!”
"I'm so sure. What kind of god is this Brother Master? F * ck, this analogy is so f * cking vivid that even if I don't look at Teacher Yu!!”
At this moment, not only the audience below the stage, but the audience in the live broadcast room were also laughing their heads off.
Some of the audience members thought that this was just an introduction and had no humor, so they took a sip of water.
However, after hearing Su Yunchen's joke, the audience members who had just drunk water immediately spat out their water.
Some people could not help but spit out the water they had just drunk.
"This is really a joke!! I almost couldn't breathe because of this master brother!”
"I almost lost my breath from the mouthful of water just now. But to be honest, Brother Master's bag is really f * cking funny. Shar-Pei turning into spirit…Potato sprouting…How dare you make it look any better?!”
At this moment, Guo Degang, who was standing on the stage, couldn't help but laugh when he heard his eldest disciple's words.
At this moment, Guo Degang turned his head and glanced at Yu Qian. He smiled and nodded repeatedly."Yes! Yes!"
When Yu Qian heard Guo Degang's words, he quickly waved his hand and said,"What do you mean? How is it similar?"
Immediately after, Yu Qian turned to look at Su Yunchen and said,""Also, how did I harm you? Don't talk nonsense.”
Su Yunchen let out a long sigh and put on a sorrowful expression.
Then, he looked at the audience and said,"I had a legendary experience just now. Everyone has heard from my master."”
"I've driven a motorcycle and crushed Xiali!!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the senior and junior brothers backstage all listened attentively.
To be honest, the crosstalk performed by Brother Master was completely self-defeating.
It had to be known that no one had ever performed this crosstalk style before. Therefore, these senior and junior brothers also wanted to hear how the powerful master brother would perform this crosstalk.
Furthermore, they all knew that crosstalk was a live hack. Originally, there were no lines, but now that Brother Master had said it, they were also worried that Brother Master would cause trouble because of the live hack after not being on stage for a long time.
"But do you know why I bumped into Xiali?”Su Yunchen continued.
"How would we know? At that time, if you hadn't sneaked out and got hit by Charlie, you would have been in the hospital by the time we found out.”Guo Degang had no choice now.
He had to say something about his eldest disciple's hack.
If he didn't answer, then this job wouldn't work.
Therefore, Guo Degang hoped that his eldest disciple would not talk about anything else. He would quickly finish this matter and go over. He was going to officially start working.
But in reality, what people feared the most would appear.
Su Yunchen did not hesitate to continue after hearing Guo Degang's words.""Back then, I was still a child. How would I know that I couldn't drive a motorcycle?”
"It's him, this bad guy. Every day, he mutters in my ear how good it is to drive a motorcycle, how cool it is!”
"You have to know that I was still young at that time. At that time, I was only eight years old!”
"At that time, Dalin was not as tall as this table, Tao Yunsheng was only a little big, and Teacher Yu's thing was only that small!”
After saying that, Su Yunchen raised her hand and gestured a length of about three to four centimeters.
When the audience saw this scene, they all slapped their thighs and laughed out loud.
"F * ck! Good heavens, this was connected to the front? Is it really a fish penis?"
"F * ck, there's a picture now. I have to say, this Master Brother De Yun is not only handsome, but his words are also very dirty!”
While the entire theater was roaring with laughter, Teacher Yu was also a little surprised to see such an enthusiastic response.
To be honest, he did not expect Su Yunchen to be able to follow up with the previous joke. It was so hilarious!!
However, at this moment, Teacher Yu hurriedly said,"Tell me clearly, what is so big about me? Otherwise, I won't let you off!!”
After Teacher Yu's conversation, the atmosphere in the venue became even more heated. The audience members laughed until they were rolling back and forth.
In fact, some of the audience members were laughing so hard that they couldn't even lift their heads.
Moreover, some of the female audience members with big imaginations began to fantasize.
Now, they had a doubt in their hearts. Was Teacher Yu's thing that small?
Otherwise, why would this handsome man keep saying that Teacher Yu was young?
As for some of the shy female audience members, after hearing this sentence, although they could not close their mouths from laughing, their faces had already turned completely red.
"Heh, it's said that old actors are short and capable. After hearing it today, I feel that it really makes sense!!”
"Don't say anymore. I'm…speaking…a little…I can't even speak clearly…This is too f * cking funny! Teacher Yu's toy is only that big…I'm willing to call Brother Master the strongest in this wave!!”
At this moment, not only were the audience members grinning from ear to ear, but the senior and junior brothers backstage were also overjoyed.
Meng Hetang was already lying on the table, laughing so hard that she was almost out of breath.
Dalin's mind also flashed back to the time he had bathed with Teacher Yu. Although he knew that this was nonsense, he felt that it was much more interesting.
Even Vice President Luan Yunping, who had always been serious backstage, could not help but laugh.
In their opinion, this crosstalk was too entertaining.
Honestly, there might not be five people in the entire Deyun Club who could say that this was the effect of Master Bro.
Even though Brother Master hadn't been on stage for seven years, his joke was still as flirtatious as before. Instead, it was even more hilarious.
However, although this joke was funny, Gao Feng, who was also laughing, also expressed the worry in his heart.
"This joke has such a high point. How does Yun Chen end it?”
"Crosstalk is about progressing step by step. If you don't control it well, you'll die on the stage!!”
As Gao Feng's words fell, the other senior and junior brothers were also amused, but they were also worried for Su Yunchen.
They were also thinking. This part was already so hilarious. The place was so hot.
Then how should it end?
How to enter the game?
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