"Student Lin Feng, can I take your words as an excuse?”Situ Xun also relaxed.
" Sigh…" Lin Feng sighed.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"You're too detestable. You actually exposed me without giving me any face. How can I brag anymore?”Lin Feng's humorous cells had grown by 20%.
"Hehe, Student Lin Feng, does that mean that you are very good at bragging?”
Lin Feng was very shy." It's just so-so. It's probably third in the country."”
"Why is it third in the country?" she asked curiously.
"Hehe, I definitely won't tell you because it's usually the third place in the country.”Lin Feng made a very old-fashioned joke.
In the end, the goddess smiled. Upon hearing her laugh, Lin Feng laughed as well. He felt an indescribable sense of accomplishment, as though it was even more so than that night when he killed Lu Fei.
"Student Lin Feng, your skin is really thick! It's so thick that even a knife can't cut it open…Sigh, I didn't mean it that way. Really, don't…" She realized it later and spoke eloquently. When she thought of Lin Feng's disfigured face, she, who was usually calm, actually became nervous. She was so anxious that she couldn't even speak clearly.
Lin Feng was a sl * t. Her subconscious act of protecting Lin Feng and the panic she showed after saying those words caused Lin Feng to be moved. It was precisely because of this subconscious revelation that Lin Feng forgave her.
"Haha, even a knife can't cut it open? Student Situ Xun, you're underestimating me too much. My skin is so thick that even bullets can't pierce through it.”
"Hehe, I didn't train hard for twenty years for nothing.”Lin Feng took the initiative to resolve the unhappiness he felt.
This time, she didn't laugh. Instead, she thanked Lin Feng.
"Your thanks are not sincere enough. It's better to treat me to a meal.”Lin Feng actually said something that wasn't part of his plan.
She also didn't expect Lin Feng to be so shameless, actually taking advantage of the situation. She was stunned for a moment before smiling generously,""Sure, I can treat you to a meal, but I'm just afraid that you won't dare to come.”
Lin Feng's temper of not admitting defeat came back." Tsk, why wouldn't I dare to come? It's not like I'm treating. It's a waste not to eat if I don't eat. Who wouldn't eat if I eat for free?”
"Yes, I think you're that idiot who likes to eat for free.”The goddess started to talk.
"Aiya, you're a good student, Situ Xun. How dare you laugh at me? I'll eat you out of money later.”Lin Feng pretended to be embarrassed and angry, baring his fangs and brandishing his claws.
The two of them chatted for a while more. She asked Lin Feng how he had been recently, and Lin Feng said that he was fine. Then, he asked her how she was, and she said that she was the same. Then, everyone hung up the phone.
Actually, Lin Feng really wanted to ask her if she was still alone. Were you still in contact with that tall, handsome, and rich ex-boyfriend of yours? But Lin Feng was cowardly. Lin Feng didn't have the courage to say it.
"F * ck! What the hell? Why is he smiling so wretchedly? Could it be that he's going out on a date with Sister Phoenix?”
Cao Xiang was a dog that couldn't change its habit of eating sh * t. His mouth had always been sharp. When he saw Lin Feng whistling over, he was in a very cheerful mood and had a smile on his face. He immediately rubbed his head over and smiled evilly at Lin Feng.
"Ask your sister out! Get lost!" Lin Feng gave him the middle finger.
His skin was extremely thick. Lin Feng had known him for so long, but he had never seen him blush before.
"Hey hey, this isn't bad. There's a situation!”Cao Xiang decided not to watch the full-screen action movie on the computer. He squeezed into Lin Feng's seat and said anxiously,"Hehe, looking at your showy face, I know that you must have a date with a beautiful woman. Tell me quickly, which beautiful woman is it? What's her height, weight, and measurements?”
"Yes." Lin Feng ignored him and turned on his computer.
"Hmm? Well, what's the matter? Say it quickly. If you don't say it, I won't let you play.”As he spoke, he was about to pull out Lin Feng's power source.
"Cough cough!" Lin Feng pretended to be thirsty.”
He immediately went to pour tea.
"Master, your tea. Please enjoy."
"Cough cough! I'm hungry."
"Master, your soda cake, please enjoy.”
"Cough cough! I…"
"I'm your grandpa!" Cao Xiang pressed Lin Feng onto the bed and sat on his waist, strangling his neck.""F * ck, are you going to tell me or not? If you don't, I'll kill you!”
"F * ck! Let go, let go, he's dead! Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa Cao! I was wrong. Let me go." Lin Feng was pressed down by over a hundred kilograms and almost had his sh * t fall out. He hurriedly slapped the ground and surrendered.
"F * ck, you're just asking for a beating. If I don't mess with you, it won't be smooth sailing.”Cao Xiang was very smug.
"F * ck, if it wasn't for me…if it wasn't for me not having enough to eat, I would have made you cry long ago.”Lin Feng didn't dare to say anything else. Because Cao Xiang didn't know that Lin Feng had injured someone.
"Screw you. With your small body, I can knock you unconscious.”Then he said impatiently,"Cut the crap. Which girl are you going to ask out?"”F * ck, Lin Feng instantly felt that even Dong Zi and that bunch of scums weren't as vulgar as Cao Xiang!
"Seeing that you have such a strong desire for knowledge, I'll tell you so that you won't be able to sleep tonight.”
Lin Feng was extremely smug as he said," A beauty is a beauty, but she's definitely not as dirty as you think. What date? That's so superficial. Ge walks the platonic love path. What's important is the spiritual level.”
"Sigh, even if I told you, you wouldn't understand. You're a pitiful person who only knows how to watch movies all day.”Lin Feng looked at him with disdain.
"Despise me? I despise you!" Cao Xiang raised two middle fingers at Lin Feng before saying sarcastically,""How dare you say that to me? If you have the guts, open the hidden folder in the E-drive's Indo system. It's a f * cking 90-plus GB, and you still have the face to say that I'm wretched? Pah! Platonic love, I think your wretched old man love is more like it.”
Lin Feng didn't blush at all. As a university student, if he didn't have many precious books on his computer, then he would be wasting his time.
"What do you know? True feelings are built on the foundation of love…F * ck, forget it. You won't understand even if I tell you, because the celebrities you know come and go, and there's nothing else other than those few.”
Lin Feng continued to mock him." Aiyo, Xiangzi, you should change this filthy habit of yours. If this continues, how can I have the cheek to tie a rope around you and lead you out for a walk? Damn it, I'm really afraid of losing face.”
Cao Xiang's face turned green after hearing Lin Feng's words. Because he had never been Lin Feng's match when it came to being sarcastic.
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