"Damn, alright, I admit that I'm not as sarcastic as you. Your sarcastic mouth can drive a sow up a tree. Wait, damn, you almost bypassed me. You haven't told me who the girl you're meeting is…"
"Hehe, let me guess. It must be Pork Chop Shan, right? The last time he heard her say that she hadn't taken a drag before, she might be an innocent little girl. Hehe, you bastard, you've earned it.”He raised his eyebrows as he spoke, looking very wretched.
Pork Chop Shan was one of the ugliest girls in Lin Feng's class. She was in her early twenties, but she had two braids. She had a pair of sexy upturned noses, thick red lips, and a burly body. She was comparable to the flower in the ninth-grade Sesame Officer. She was simply a fighter among female sculptures!
Lin Feng…bought a bunch of watches last year!
"F * ck, I really want to kick your head!”Lin Feng viciously spoke.
"It's not Pork Chop Shan, is it Little Dino-Girl? Hehe, your taste is not light. Little Dinosaur Girl is also a top grade female sculpture. She might also be an innocent girl. However, I reckon that this girl is a little fat, about 180 pounds…"
"Haha, I say, Lin Feng, at the very least, he's still a cabbage. If you can bite him, then bite him. It's better than being empty and lonely like me, right?”Cao Xiang really did not care about his integrity.
"Are you addicted to sarcasm? If you say another word of sarcasm, I won't eat today and will squat down to accompany you!”
"Alright, I won't say anything. Then tell me who you're dating.”
"Ahem, brother, please correct me. It's just a meal, not anything else! Actually, you know this beauty, she's…"
Cao Xiang interrupted Lin Feng again.""Caw! Could it be Guo Xinyao, that artistic young woman?! Wait, she doesn't like you…That's Fang Xiaoqing. F * ck, that girl is fresh, but Wang Zai isn't that good. No, she doesn't like you either…Let me guess, is it Li Meili who does weightlifting? Damn, that girl is pretty hot! You've earned it."
Lin Feng's face was filled with black lines. He was simply speechless towards Cao Xiang.
"Get lost! You should at least be more reliable. I really don't know what's in your head. Is it all hot sh * t?”
However, Cao Xiang ignored Lin Feng's disdain. He lowered his head and thought for a few seconds before his face was filled with excitement."F * ck! I know, it must be Little Junior Sister! You're good. He's a rabbit that doesn't eat the grass near his nest, but you're a scumbag who only finds junior sisters!”
"I originally thought that I was a scumbag enough, but in front of you, I have no choice but to write a big word of admiration!”
Lin Feng…vomited blood and died!
"Cao, do you really need a beating? Fine, I'll tell Little Junior Sister what you said and see if she can beat you to death.”
As if thinking of his little junior sister's ferocity, Cao Xiang, who was 1.85 meters tall, could not help but shiver. He hurriedly said,"Then who is it?"
"It's Situ Xun. She said that she would treat me to a meal."”
"What? Who was it? Situ Xun? F * ck, rich and beautiful?" Cao Xiang used four question marks in a row, which was enough to express his surprise at this answer.
"Yes, that's her."
"F * ck! You hooked up with her? She's a decent, fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Her shoe pad is enough for you to move bricks for half a year. How can you hook up with her?”Other than the mucus in his eyes, there was only disbelief.
"We didn't hook up…No, we were just having a meal. It's not as wretched as you think. F * ck, is there nothing else in your brain besides this?”Lin Feng rolled his eyes.
It's not as wretched as you think, it's even more wretched than you think! Alright, Lin Feng admitted that he had fantasized about her before, and it wasn't just once.
"Then…you've decided to remove the scar on your face?”He said a very easy possibility.
"Yes…I guess." Lin Feng stammered.
Cao Xiang was delighted.”
"Yes…I guess." Lin Feng continued to stutter.
"Your sister! If it was, then it was. If it wasn't, then it wasn't.”
"Sigh, we'll just have to see what happens.”
After a moment of silence, Cao Xiang said seriously,""Lin Feng, the two of us are brothers. There's no need to be so calculative. Although some words aren't nice to hear, it's for your own good.”
"F * ck, don't disgust me. If there's fart, let it out. If there's sh * t, eat it.”
Cao Xiang instantly became a philosopher."I know you have her in your heart, but she's a fair, rich, and beautiful woman who lives in a villa, drives a luxury car, and wears branded clothes, while we're just poor people who can't even support ourselves. We're not from the same world at all, so there won't be a good ending.”
"Listen to your brother. It's still early. Hurry up and retreat. Otherwise, the one who will be injured will be yourself.”
Lin Feng's heart sank, filled with bitterness. Cao Xiang was truly a roundworm in Lin Feng's stomach. He instantly saw through Lin Feng's fantasy and spoke the words that Lin Feng had always warned him about.
Lin Feng wasn't Huang Bai, and she wasn't Chi Ling. Reality wasn't a movie where she proposed 101 times. The possibility of Lin Feng counterattacking her was almost zero!
This conclusion truly caused Lin Feng's heart to ache…
On the way to the banquet, Lin Feng kept recalling Cao Xiang's words. Condor and the goddess were from different worlds. Lin Feng logically agreed with this sentence, but in the depths of his emotions, he rejected it because he had some fantasies.
One could tell that Situ Xun had already made preparations this time around. She started to think for Lin Feng and started to take care of his lowly pride.
She didn't choose an elegant and expensive French restaurant like last time. Instead, she agreed to meet at a three-star restaurant where the guard wouldn't look at Lin Feng with disdain.
Lin Feng saw her. She was truly very beautiful, as perfect as an angel. Every frown and smile of hers seemed to have a magical power that attracted Lin Feng's soul, causing him to dream about her.
Lin Feng didn't know if this was because beauty was in the eye of the beholder. Because in Lin Feng's eyes, every single one of her features was so beautiful, every inch of her skin was so fair, every single movement of hers was so charming, and every single line of hers was so perfect.
She, Situ Xun, was truly worthy of being Lin Feng's goddess.
She had specially dressed up and put on light makeup. She was sexy and had a hint of freshness to her, causing Lin Feng's dog eyes to be unable to shift away from her.
Lin Feng took in a deep breath and encouraged himself. He then smiled and walked over.
"Hello, Miss. May I sit down?”Lin Feng deliberately took a detour and came from an angle that she couldn't see.
"Oh, I already have…Hehe, of course!”She tacitly cooperated with Lin Feng's humor.
Lin Feng's humorous opening speech made the meeting that should have been a pool of stagnant water more energetic and relaxed.
"Sorry, I'm late.”Lin Feng didn't give a typical reason like a traffic jam because he would feel hypocritical and guilty for lying to her.
"It's not too late. I just arrived." she said with a smile.
After greeting each other, there was an awkward silence because the two of them had nothing in common. No, they had a common topic, but that would only make the reunion even more awkward and sour.
Thank you, Jesus, thank you, thank you.
The goddess passed the menu to Lin Feng." You're the main character today. You can order."”
"Alright then." Lin Feng pretended to glance at the menu a few times before saying to the waiter,"I want this, and this. Yes, and that. Yes, that's it. Oh right, do you guys have dessert after dinner? No? No way, he didn't even have this? It was the fruit salad, the cupcakes, and so on.”
"Hello, Mr. Sen, we don't provide after-meal desserts and fruits. If you shrink back, Mr. Sen, it's unhealthy for the human body to eat after-meal desserts and fruits.”
Pfft, this waiter's spicy and salty Mandarin made Lin Fenglei's skin crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
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