Two small bags in a row.
The venue immediately heated up.
He looked at the audience's reaction.
Qin Feng also nodded his head in satisfaction and directly cut into the next bag.
"To tell you the truth, we are actually the Hai Er brothers!”
Zhang Xiaohao was stunned for a moment and pretended to be shocked.
Then, he looked at his own clothes and Qin Feng's clothes.
"Then aren't we wearing too much now?"!”
Qin Feng subconsciously looked at his clothes when he heard this.
"You have to know shame when you grow up!”
Puchi!
Hahaha!
Hearing the conversation between the two of them, there was still an expression.
The audience burst into laughter again.
However, the female audience in the front row could be said to have instantly turned into a female Liu Mang.
"Take off one, take off one, take off one!”
He listened to the audience.
Zhang Xiaohao held back his laughter and looked at Qin Feng.”
Seeing this, Qin Feng directly protected his clothes and said righteously,
"Impossible! That's another price!"
Puff!
"Phew ~~~"
The audience cheered again.
"This kid's ability to hack is too strong, right?!”
"Could it be that crosstalk actors don't play according to the script anymore?!”
When the backstage production team saw this scene, Shi Jianing didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
To be honest.
When Shi Jianing first saw the script, she felt that it was a little too risky.
However, from the beginning until now.
Their performance still made the crowd laugh nonstop.
This was simply the perfect interpretation of the role of a comedy stage!
"It seems that Zhang Boxin and the others are in danger this time!”
……
On the stage.
The performance continued.
Qin Feng: " Why don't I say that I was still happy when I was young. When I grew up, I had troubles."”
"What?" Zhang Xiaohao pursed his lips and said. You could wear underpants when you were young?"
Qin Feng nodded." Yes, haven't you heard? Mencius once said that a young man has no worries. He runs around in his underpants!”
"Stop, stop! Why don't I remember Mencius saying this?!”
Zhang Xiaohao leaned forward and asked.
Qin Feng frowned and said in disdain,"Have you forgotten? It's Old Meng who sells steamed buns at the east end of the village."”
"How could you forget about me after leaving the village?!”
Zhang Xiaohao was speechless." Go away, go away. Old Meng is Old Meng. Mencius is Mencius. There's no way you can calculate things like that!"”
Hearing this.
The audience applauded again.
This was simply another celebrity after what Wozki said in the previous match.
Hahaha!
Then…
Qin Feng said," But that's not important. Actually, I miss the little friends we recorded cartoons with when we were young."”
"So, didn't we have a party in Beijing a few days ago?”
He said to hit here.
Zhang Xiaohao slammed the table and pretended to be angry."Party? Why didn't you call me for the gathering?"
"Ah!" said Qin Feng. Didn't you go for a check-up that day? You're not free.”
"Recover? Hmm? A follow-up?"
Zhang Xiaohao did not react for a moment.
"Head on butt, did you lose your memory?" Qin Feng reminded. Do you understand?"
"Oh ~" Zhang Xiaohao hesitated.
"That's really a pity. Why didn't you inform me in advance?"”
Qin Feng: " It's fine. This is not important. The other little companions will also go alone."”
"Why don't I say that there will be troubles when we grow up? Everyone is doing this for the sake of life!”
Zhang Xiaohao: " That's true. Then who arrived at the party first?"!”
" Of course it's the Ninja Turtle."
Qin Feng said as if he was looking at an idiot.
"Then why?" Zhang Xiaohao asked curiously.!”
Qin Feng: " They didn't block the sewers and there weren't any traffic lights. They were the first to arrive."”
"Hahahahaha…"
The audience burst into laughter again.
A moment later.
Zhang Xiaohao also smiled." That's not wrong. What does the Ninja Turtle do now?"!”
"He's an underground singer now. He sings whenever he sees me."”
"Brother, long time no see. Where are you, brother?”
"Brother, let's have fun together tonight, brother!”
Qin Feng was singing non-stop like a chuunibyou rock and roll singer.
The audience couldn't help but laugh again.
Seeing this.
Zhang Xiaohao also quickly stopped him." Hey, stop, stop. Let's talk about it. Let's talk nicely."”
Qin Feng retracted his stance and said seriously,"Uh…yes, Michelangelo, why are you so dusty?!”
"Covered in dirt? Why?"
Zhang Xiaohao asked cooperatively.
Hearing this, Qin Feng once again made that chuunibyou rock pose."Brother, don't mention it, brother!”
"Brother…"
He hadn't finished singing.
Zhang Xiaohao pressed the button beside him.
"Brother, if you keep singing, I'll slap you!"”
Puchi!
Hahaha!
A small bag ended.
The audience laughed for three to four times.
The two people's appeal was ridiculously strong.
After the applause stopped.
"Can't we talk nicely? Why do we have to sing?" Zhang Xiaohao said angrily.”
Qin Feng nodded after hearing this."So I went to ask, what's going on with you guys?!”
"They said that they encountered something that could hold a brick up, so they got covered in dirt.”
Zhang Xiaohao: " Then go up and ask. What are you doing?!”
Qin Feng said,"I said the same thing, but they said that after they went up and saw a couplet, they immediately ran away."”
"Oh? What couplet?" Zhang Xiaohao asked curiously.
The audience was also curious.
Seeing this, Qin Feng said,
She cleared her throat and said,"The first half of the couplet is---Eat mushrooms to grow up healthy!"”
"The second half is--”
"Whoa! That horizontal line is-"
"Super Mario!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"Pfft, haha! F * ck, I can't take it anymore. This is the worst time Super Mario has been slandered!”
"Hahaha! The Ninja Turtle expressed that it had been offended!”
"Motherf * cker! Crosstalk could still use these elements. This was really too interesting!”
"I can't, I can't! I'm going to hit my little spirit again. I'm dying of laughter!”
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