"This…this kid…"
On the stage.
As if he had guessed what Shen Hening was about to say, the corners of Uncle Qian 'er's mouth twitched.
He didn't even bother drinking tea.
It was more or less…shameful!
"This job is not bad, but we…"
Veins were popping out of Old Guo's forehead.
Having been a crosstalk actor for many years, he knew very well how these crosstalk scripts were compiled.
As the saying goes, art comes from reality.
Many a time, crosstalk was also adopted from reality.
Therefore, it was no surprise that Shen Hening's crosstalk script was based on the real incident that happened yesterday!
This kid had just mentioned that the three of them were sitting on the second floor to watch the performance…
Then!
Next!
Should he say…
Should I say…
He said…
"Ms. Bailey, why do you two look so weird?”
Yang Mi was a detail after all. She noticed that Old Guo and Master Qian 'er's expressions were not right, so she asked with concern.
“emmm……”
Old Guo did not reply.
Brother Qian 'er did not reply.
The two of them just covered their faces and turned their heads.
He wished he could find a hole to hide in.
They deeply understood that what Shen Hening was going to say next would make them die of shame!
……
"Stop fooling around! Say it! What was the point of keeping the audience in suspense!”
Below the stage.
Guo Qilin started the rhythm.
She poked the "pretentious" Shen Hening.
"Speak!"
Shen Hening rolled his eyes and said bluntly,
"Yesterday, my master and Master Qian 'er were sitting upstairs. They saw me performing with Dalin and didn't recognize me at first. They actually thought I was..."
At this point, he wanted to be pretentious again.
"If you continue to be pretentious, I'll ask my dad to deduct your salary.”Guo Qilin immediately said.
"Alright, let's talk about it!" Shen Hening quivered.
"Haha…"
The audience laughed.
Shen Hening said bluntly,
"Yesterday, my master, Master Qian 'er, and the young marquis actually thought that I was Dalin's girlfriend! Friends, don't you think it's ridiculous?”
As soon as he said that…
"Pfft! Hahahahahaha…"
As expected, the audience burst into laughter!
" Pfft…Really?!"
"I also came to watch the performance yesterday. I can tell you that at first, I also thought that this guy was Dalin's girlfriend!”
"Hahaha…If that's the case, then Old Guo Qian 'er and the Young Marquis's brilliant lives will be ruined by Shen Hening just like that!”
"This crosstalk performance is really good! No, I'll post it online later!”
"Hahaha…It looks like it's going to be popular!"
……
Not just below the stage.
In the private room on the second floor.
"Pfft…Hahaha…"
Dilireba burst into laughter on the spot. He looked at Ms. Guo and Mr. Qian 'er and asked curiously,
"Teachers, is this true?”
Old Master Qian 'er and Old Guo were already lying on the table with their hands covering their faces. They had a look that said,"If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have known."
"Pfft…cough…"
Yang Mi also couldn't help but want to laugh. She really understood why Ms. Guo and Mr. Qian 'er looked so embarrassed just now.
But she held it in. She had to give him face!
"Hahaha…"
Dilireba, this woman, had no eyes at all. Other than eating, she was happy. Yang Mixin said that she wouldn't bring her next time!
Looking at this scene…
"Brother Qian 'er, I want to hit someone."
Old Guo's mouth twitched as he discussed with Brother Qian 'er.
"Yeah, I want to too."
Brother Qian 'er, who had always been humble, also clenched his fists.
Shen Hening, this kid, was too damn hateful!
He actually compiled the embarrassing things that happened yesterday into a joke!
The key point was that he had even brought it out and told it to the audience!
Yes!
The effect was pretty good!
But…
The two of them were so f * cking ashamed!!!
Most importantly, it was in front of Yang Mi and Dilireba!
At this moment, they really wanted to skin this little bastard alive!
Ms. Victoria thought to herself, Why did I take in such a monster?!
"Haha…Ms. Hunt, didn't you say that there are no rules on stage and that there are rules below the stage?”
Dilireba asked foolishly.
Old Guo's mouth twitched…
"Didn't you say that you wanted to build a new grave under the stage?!”
" Pfft, hahaha…"
Boss Yang couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Ms. Hunt, calm down! Calm down!"
……
The private room could not help but laugh.
If it weren't for Boss Yang and Dilireba, Old Guo wouldn't have been able to resist coming down to " punch Guo Qilin and kick Shen Hening ".
On the stage, the performance continued.
"Eh…"
Many of the audience members were jeering.
"Go to hell!"
Guo Qilin also waved his hand and said with a disgusted expression,
"Are you my girlfriend? You must be dreaming!"
Shen Hening rolled his eyes.”
"You…" Guo Qilin's tone froze.
"Hahaha…"
The audience laughed again.
The venue was so heated that no matter what the two characters on stage said, the audience was happy!
This was the benefit of a good crosstalk script!
"Your girlfriend…"
Shen Hening had a look of disdain on his face. He rolled his eyes at Guo Qilin and said,
“hetui! I was blind to follow you!"
These words were somewhat hurtful…
Moreover, there were quite a number of Guo Qilin's fans present.
A few fans were a little unhappy when they heard this.
However, when Shen Hening said the next sentence, they realized that this was also a joke!
What he saw!
Shen Hening pretended to be embarrassed and turned his head to smile.
"I'm obviously Brother Bian 'er's girlfriend.”
……
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