"Pfft…"
It had to be said that Shen Hening was really a monster.
At first, when he said that he was blind and Guo Qilin, many fans did not agree. They more or less wanted to make things difficult for him.
However, who knew that Shen Hening would use the joke of " Zhang Yunlei's rumored girlfriend "!
It was not the first time Shen Hening had used this joke!
Moreover, he had used it more than once, and more than once!
There were too many burdens inside!
Moreover, they were all things that the audience was particularly interested in!
It could be said that this crosstalk, if some of the 'prejudices' were thrown away, would definitely be a perfect crosstalk.
It was the kind that even Old Guo and Master Qian 'er could not find fault with.
" This is really a f * cking monster!"
The audience laughed happily and sighed.
"How did Deyun Club produce such a monster?”
"This is too f * cking wild!"
"What are you talking about, haha? But what the hell is good coke?”
"F * ck…Brother Bian 'er and Dalin are both ruined!”
……
The audience remained the same.
On the stage.
"Ah! I really want to hit him!"
Dilireba looked at them and laughed happily while waving his fists.
"Pfft…"
Yang Mi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
" He probably didn't expect that his master and Sir System would still be here today. Furthermore, they're in the same private room. Hahaha…"
On the other side, Ms. Guo and Mr. Qian 'er were also silently impressed...
"Ms. Guo, your disciple is really good…"
Uncle Qian 'er silently gave Ms. Guo a thumbs up, his eyes filled with amusement.
Ms. Guo also smiled bitterly.
"Is this monster really my disciple?”
"Haha…"
The two of them laughed.
"Back to the main topic. This job is not bad. From beginning to end, there is a beginning and an end. There is no nonsense. Every bag is new and can ring.”
Ms. Guo nodded and told Boss Yang, Reba, and Brother Qian 'er the same thing.
"Yes, well behaved."
Brother Qian 'er nodded as well. It was obvious that he was quite satisfied with Shen Hening.
"We don't know, but it's quite attractive.”
Dilireba said honestly.
"Making people want to beat him is also a kind of strength!”
Yang Mi silently held her forehead and smiled.
"Hahaha…"
The few people in the private room laughed.
……
Below the stage.
"Do you have any shame? Do you have any shame?"
Guo Qilin looked at Shen Hening, who looked like he was asking for a beating. He could not help but roll his eyes and say,
"Brother Bian 'er's girlfriend? Where's your face?"
Shen Hening's expression did not change as he smiled and said,"
"Nonsense, the media has already exposed it. Didn't you see the trending searches today? Top trending search! The last time you drove a sports car to perform crosstalk, you didn't even make it to the top of the trending searches, but the two of us did. Heh, it's the first time in our lives that we're on the top of the trending searches. I'm quite proud of you, don't tell me…"
When Shen Hening said this.
"Pfft! Hahahahaha…"
The audience was already laughing, and many people were clutching their stomachs.
Although Shen Hening's words were rushed and anxious, there were many things in his words.
Media exposure was one.
The number one trending topic was one.
It was also a comparison to the trending searches on Dalin's car.
He was the only one who had made it onto the trending searches in such a way!
Four memes in one sentence!
Would you believe me if I told you that he's not a mature crosstalk actor?
"You, you, you…you're too shameless!”
Guo Qilin looked indignant.
At this moment, the audience below the stage was already laughing happily.
On the stage…
"Shen Hening!"
Accompanied by a familiar voice!
Backstage, at the entrance to the stage!
Brother Bian 'er, Zhang Yunlei, rushed up from the stage entrance!
He headed straight for Shen Hening!
He was even holding a broom in his hand!
His face was flushed red!
From the looks of it, Shen Hening was about to die!
"Oh!"
The appearance of one of the main characters, Brother Bian 'er, Zhang Yunlei, instantly ignited the audience!
The already lively crosstalk scene was once again raised to a new height!
"F * ck him!"
The big brother from earlier stood up and pointed at Shen Hening, jeering in all sorts of ways!
"F * ck him! F * ck him! F * ck him…"
The rest of the people present also joined in the jeering!
"Hahaha…this is interesting!”
When Grandpa Qian 'er saw this scene, he was also overjoyed.
It had to be said that such a performance really excited the audience.
"Beat him!"
What was funny was that Dilireba also shouted,
After Old Guo saw it, he exchanged a glance with Boss Yang. He thought to himself, How much does he want to beat this evildoer, Shen Hening, to death!
……
stage
"F * ck…"
Seeing that Zhang Yunlei was on stage, Shen Hening did not say a word of nonsense. He put down the microphone on the spot and turned around to run!
"Shen Hening, stand there!"
"Brother Bian 'er, what are you doing! Didn't we agree to settle scores later?”
"How would I know that's what your crosstalk script says? I've tolerated you for half a day! There's no end to it!"
"Hey, hey, don't go too far. I've already let you lecture me for half a day before going on stage. Don't stop playing!”
"Oh? Did the kid grow some skills? Don't you know who the captain is?"
"Captain? Don't you know that I've already made you the captain of Team Eight?”
When Shen Hening said this, he followed Zhang Yunlei's chase and went all the way to the backstage entrance.
He then shouted backstage,
"Is there anyone backstage? Your captain is about to be beaten up! Why aren't you coming up to help?"
……
Kneel and thank the big shots!
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