Isn't It Just Courting Death? It's a Small Matter!
As soon as Guo Qilin complained, Han Jiuxin hurriedly went to shut Guo Qilin's mouth.
"Brother!"
Covering Guo Qilin's mouth, Han Jiuxin said loudly,"If you want to court death, don't implicate me. You're my biological son, and I'm my disciple…"
Guo Qilin broke free from Han Jiuxin and looked at him with resentment."My biological son is worse than my godson.”
"You know about this?" Han Jiuxin asked in horror.”
This time, it was Guo Qilin's turn to be dumbfounded.
This could be considered a widely circulated joke in De Yunshe.
What Yu Qian 'er's son Guo Xiaobao, Guo Degang's son Yu Qilin…
The audience was all familiar with this. When they heard Han Jiuxin's words, they all reacted strongly and cheered.
It was said that there was no size on the stage, and there was a new grave below the stage. There was a Zhang Helun in the grave…
Although the performance was fake, the feeling it gave off was definitely real.
Han Jiuxin's teasing of his master and young class master made many of the audience break out in cold sweat.
He really dared to court death!
"Brother, what is it that only I know?" Guo Qilin asked Han Jiuxin.”
Han Jiuxin looked as if he had just survived a disaster. Instead, he advised Guo Qilin,"Brother, you don't know about relationships. It's just nice. Don't ask.”
"What do you mean by that?" Guo Qilin asked.”
"It's best if you don't know," said Han Jiuxin.”
"Why can't I know?" Guo Qilin refused to give up.”
"You shouldn't know.”
Guo Qilin continued to ask,"If you don't tell me, how do I know that I shouldn't know?”
Luckily, this was a crosstalk performance. If an ordinary person were to do it, they would definitely tie their tongue.
The audience was amused by the way the two of them repeatedly played this part.
After all, the translation of this paragraph was…
"You're not your father's son. It's not good for you to know about this.”
"Why can't I know that I'm not my father's son?”
"You shouldn't know about this.”
"If you don't tell me, how will I know if I should know…"
This was an ethical crosstalk with subtext. The more he thought about it, the more he found it interesting that the two people on stage were discussing this matter.
Han Jiuxin was also afraid of revealing the secret, so he quickly waved his hand.""Alright, alright, brother. Let's not dwell on your matter anymore. I just want to know why Master bullied you at home.”
Guo Qilin also understood that it was time to accept it, so he continued to pave the way."How did you bully me? Do you think a father would do that?”
Han Jiuxin was very cautious." I don't know if there is. Anyway, I won't get involved in this family's business. This is related to my work."”
"Brother, it's not that I'm being unreasonable. In front of outsiders, I'm still a second-generation rich kid, right?”
Guo Qilin changed the topic to himself.
"There's no need to be so nice. You're the second generation of a rich second-generation celebrity.”Han Jiuxin said.
After receiving an affirmative answer, Guo Qilin was furious.
"That's right, I'm a rich second-generation celebrity. But look at what I'm wearing. What are those rich second-generation celebrities wearing?”
Guo Qilin stretched out his hand and gestured from his head to his feet."They wear clothes, Armani, shoes, Ardi, perfume, Chanel, bag, LV, necklace, cool, and drive when they go out, Bugatti!”
Han Jiuxin laughed on stage as if he had heard a particularly funny joke.
Guo Qilin looked at him and panicked again. Was his brother going to say something?
After all, he had learned from the previous mistakes. Guo Qilin was afraid that Han Jiuxin would say something unexpected.
However, he would do whatever he was afraid of.
After Han Jiuxin finished laughing, he added,"Brother, you're missing one thing."
"Really?" Guo Qilin wondered.
"Yes!"
Han Jiuxin dragged out his words, as if he would not be satisfied if he did not say so."That's too much. There's a girl beside him. She's from Japan!”
When he said this, Han Jiuxin was beaming with joy.
Han Jiuxin did not let this matter go."Han Country's plastic surgery!"
Nowadays, there was a popular joke that was a little dirty. It said that he lived in an American house and married a Japanese wife…
Things that everyone was familiar with always brought laughter.
Han Jiuxin's words caused the audience to explode with laughter.
Even when Guo Qilin jumped up to cover Han Jiuxin's mouth, it became fuel for his laughter to become even louder.
After stopping Han Jiuxin, the two of them waited on stage for the audience's laughter to die down.
Fortunately, the laughter came and went quickly. After a few laughs, the audience's laughter gradually subsided. The remaining laughter that could not be stopped basically did not affect the program's progress.
Guo Qilin glared at Han Jiuxin." Our performance is still broadcasting. The oil depot is recording it!"”
"Yes, that means your father is bullying you." Han Jiuxin nodded repeatedly.”
Guo Qilin knocked the table with his fan as if someone had stepped on his tail."Just you wait. I'll make you lose your job if you step down.”
Han Jiuxin acted as if he didn't hear her and added fuel to the fire."Yo yo yo, you die…You've already been bullied to this extent. Can your father still open the car for me because of you?”
The audience exploded again!
Guo Qilin had no choice.
Han Jiuxin quickly pulled back his rhythm."Alright, brother, let's talk about your matter first. From what I hear, you're still very unbalanced?”
Guo Qilin nodded.”
"How would I know?" Han Jiuxin shook his head repeatedly.”
Guo Qilin began to count the things he had on him."Look at my clothes.”
"It saves money.”
"Only these shoes can be considered branded.”
Han Jiuxin pursed his lips.”
"Right? How can I compare to them? I don't have any necklaces, perfume, or bags. I only have a slightly more expensive means of transportation.”
"What about the valuable ones?" Han Jiuxin probed.”
"Line 2," Guo Qilin said with grievance.”
"Whoa, that's expensive." Han Jiuxin nodded repeatedly.
Who dared to say that Line 2 was cheaper than Bugatti…
Guo Qilin sighed." Although it's a little expensive, the problem is that we're a group of people. We can't compare to them."”
"That's true. When did the second subway line pull a person?" Han Jiuxin also complained.”
"Brother, how can I compare to them? How can I be better than them? I'm a rich second-generation heir!”
Han Jiuxin smiled. There really was one thing that you could compare to them.”
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