I Really Didn't Want to Be Your Father
"Why didn't I know about this?" Guo Qilin asked.”
"Brother, are you stupid? I've said so many things. Have you forgotten something?”
Han Jiuxin looked like an old witch who planned to bewitch people. Of course, there were also things that could be called patient guidance.
Guo Qilin really didn't know. After all, looking at Han Jiuxin's state, he was planning to continue hacking. If he said anything wrong, it would affect the effect of the package.
"No…"
Han Jiuxin opened his mouth wide and bared his teeth."You didn't mention the girl. Everyone, tell him, what's the girl's name?”
"Zhuge Steel!"
At this time, Zhuge Steel had already become Guo Qilin's standard. There was really no one who did not know this name when they came to listen to his crosstalk performance.
Guo Qi and Lin Xin said, so he was waiting here.
"Brother, you don't know what Zhuge Tie Gang looks like, do you?”
Han Jiuxin shook his head." That's right. This is also considered performance art. If others don't have it, I have it. Then you're better than them!"”
Guo Qilin stretched out his hand and shouted at Han Jiuxin." Go, go, go. There's no such thing. How is this better than them?!"”
After Han Jiuxin stood back, he still insisted on what he said."Forget about that girl, you're also stronger than them.”
"What is it this time?"
"Their father doesn't bully them.”
Han Jiuxin was just sprinkling salt, chili, and cumin on his wound…
Guo Qilin almost didn't perform a crying scene for the audience.
"I... I resisted!"
Han Jiuxin didn't play any tricks this time."Tell me about it."
"I'll go home and tell my father. Dad, you can't do this..."
"Then what else?" Han Jiuxin interjected.
The audience burst into laughter. This program was relatively new, and not many people knew about it. Therefore, Han Jiuxin's sudden cheap remark made the audience laugh.
Guo Qilin pushed Han Jiuxin away." Go away, go away. I'm talking to my father. Why are you interrupting? You're not taking advantage of me."”
"I told you not to do this. Our friends all drive luxury cars and wear gold and silver.”
Han Jiuxin nodded." That's right. We should have some."”
Guo Qilin was very disappointed.”
As he spoke, Guo Qilin quickly got into character. He turned around, indicating that it was Teacher Guo who was speaking.
"Guo Qilin, if you want to be in danger, you will be finished. Do you know what you are thinking now? If I'm alive now, I can give you money. If I'm gone, who will give you money?”
Han Jiuxin tilted his head.”
"Besides, do you think it's that good to be rich?" Guo Qilin continued. I'm so rich now. Will he be happy just because I'm rich? Do you think I'm as happy as you think I am?”
Guo Qilin's preaching expression became more and more serious at this moment, making people think of a father who was extremely worried about his child's future.
"You're wrong, child…Daddy's happiness, you can't imagine it!”
Guo Qilin said something indecent with a serious face.
The audience laughed at that time. The old saying was good. Whose chimney doesn't smoke? Guo Qilin's words sounded good and deep.
Daddy's happiness…
Well, it was hard to imagine. Anyway, as she thought about it, she unconsciously opened the browser.
Han Jiuxin was obviously an experienced driver. He stopped Guo Qilin and said,"Dalin, that's true. There are many things that I don't know.”
"Hey, didn't you know?" Guo Qilin's hack was a live hack, and Han Jiuxin had used it so many times, so it was time for him to show off.
"Oh, you mean this!"
Han Jiuxin seemed to have been injected with chicken blood.
"I can't tell you about this…No, you're thinking the wrong thing. There's no such thing. Master is such a serious person. He's a great person, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests..."
Guo Qilin rolled his eyes at Han Jiuxin." Brother, if you want to suck up to me, you can leave. What you said is also a word of mourning."”
" Don't, don't, don't." Han Jiuxin quickly added," Aren't we talking about bullying you?"”
"Yes, that's only in life. It's not good for me at work either."”
Han Jiuxin said," There's no such thing. Isn't this pretty good? You've already held a special show."”
Guo Qilin retorted," You don't know, but this is because I came to Nan Jing today. I can talk to you. It's not like this usually. Let me talk to Yan Hexiang. Do you think my father's disciple can be as tall as you?”
Han Jiuxin was happy when he heard that and agreed."Of course he's not as good as me."
"That's right," Guo Qilin said,"I'm doing crosstalk with such a sidekick. How can I improve?" This has been dragging me down. Without him, I would have been famous long ago!”
After Han Jiuxin heard this, he was a little indignant."Can Yan Hexiang hold you back?"
"Ah!"
"I've long seen that he's dishonest!"
At this moment, Guo Qilin was pouring out all his grievances and chattering non-stop. It was as if he had eaten Dazzle Mai and could not stop at all.
Han Jiuxin was really bad, adding fuel to the fire.
Guo Degang had given all his money to his disciple, and he was too strict with Guo Qilin…
In short, during this process, Han Jiuxin was crazily courting death. He almost made Guo Degang sound like a different person.
Of course, the effect was very good.
No matter what, when an elder was involved on stage, especially when the audience was very familiar with this elder, the audience would easily laugh, and it was a crazy laugh.
After all, if this wasn't a stage, after saying these words, the younger generation would probably be only one step away from the funeral.
But this thing…This was how acting was. Once you were brought in, your emotions would also reach that position. I don't care what life would be like after you step down from the stage. Anyway, it was like this now. Thinking about it a little, it was very satisfying.
Just as the two of them were criticizing Yan Hexiang and Guo Degang, the progress of the show was progressing rapidly.
Guo Qilin was impassioned and very angry. He expressed that he wanted to change partners.
As soon as he said that he wanted to crack his acupoints, Han Jiuxin quickly stopped him. Be careful…Now he was a good person again.
He persuaded and said that he planned to be the peacemaker. He called Yan Hexiang up first. If there was anything, it would be fine to talk it out. He called him up to mediate.
The audience was laughing. Han Jiuxin's enthusiasm was really too much!
Guo Qilin began to call for Yan Hexiang to go up.
When the three of them stood properly, the audience below the stage began to cheer.
No matter what, they had already signed up for this show. It was a group talk show, and only now did everyone gather!
Was there anyone else watching? The data had not changed for a few days. Honestly, the author knew that his skill was limited, but it was too difficult to do it alone. Did anyone watch it? Give some support, even if it was just a comment in the comments section…
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