On the stage, Li Yunyang stopped teasing Sun Yue when he saw that the atmosphere was almost heated up.
He went straight to the point.
"In short, I think you are the most cultured and knowledgeable person in the crosstalk world.”
Sun Yue waved her hand.
"I dare not."
Li Yunyang smiled.
"Don't be so humble."
"People say that an actor's stomach is a grocery store.”
Sun Yue nodded.
"That's true."
Li Yunyang suddenly patted Sun Yue's big belly.
"Everyone, take a look."
"This is a supermarket!"
Sun Yue slapped Li Yunyang's hand away.
"Go to hell! Don't use that description!"
Compared to the crosstalk Li Yunyang and Guo Degang had performed yesterday, Li Yunyang and Sun Yue's rhythm today was not the slightest bit worse.
After all, Sun Yue was a professional sidekick, so her coordination with Li Yunyang on stage was just right. Not only did she make the audience laugh, but the program also made them feel good.
The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, gradually entered the main topic.
"Let me ask you a question. Do you know what is the most expensive thing in this world?”
Sun Yue thought for a moment.
“齁!”
"Because it's so expensive!"
After hearing Sun Yue's answer, Li Yunyang clicked his tongue and shook his head.
"Too shallow."
"The most expensive things in this world are free, such as kinship.”
"Can you buy kinship?"
Sun Yue replied.
"I can't buy it."
Li Yunyang tapped his fan.
"Right."
"Think about it. You have money. Take this money and look for your father. Tell your father to give me a second child.”
Sun Yue covered her face.
"I don't have such a request. This is too difficult for my old man.”
Li Yunyang took his time to answer.
"You see, kinship can't be bought."
"And love, love…"
Li Yunyang covered his mouth as he spoke, revealing a meaningful smile.
"Love can be bought, money can make the world go round, and happiness is all in big health care.”
Damn it!
There was life!
The audience laughed when they saw the smile on Li Yunyang's face.
Especially the male audience below the stage. Not only were they smiling, but there was also a hint of tacit understanding in their eyes.
It seemed that this kid was not only mean.
Still flirtatious!
Sun Yue quickly grabbed Li Yunyang's arm.
"Please wait."
"What kind of face is this!"
"All love built on money is like a plate of loose sand.”
After being pulled back by Sun Yue, Li Yunyang turned around and glanced at him.
"What a philosophical statement."
"Have you heard that song about philosophy?”
Sun Yue was stunned.
"Where's Zheli's song?"
Li Yunyang nodded seriously.
"There's a song. I'll sing it for you."
"The philosophical mountain road has eighteen turns, the philosophical waterway has nine chains, the philosophical folk songs line up…"
Puff!
Good heavens.
So it was this philosophy!
Homophonic meme.
Deduct money!
Sun Yue tugged at Li Yunyang.
"Stop, stop, stop!”
"This is where the people are. The mountain road here has eighteen turns, and the waterway here has nine rings.”
"You're still being philosophical. It's really not enough for you to show off.”
Li Yunyang continued.
"Then let's just say that money can't buy love. What about time?”
"As the saying goes, an inch of time is an inch of gold. An inch of gold can't buy an inch of time. Many people want to stop this time.”
Sun Yue waved her hand.
"I can't stop."
Li Yunyang pursed his lips and looked at Sun Yue a few times while trying to stifle his laughter.
"I can stop."
Sun Yue didn't say anything.
He glanced back at Li Yunyang a few times.
The free time and interaction between the two on stage amused the audience.
Sun Yue paused for a few seconds before speaking.
"You can stop time?"
Li Yunyang nodded.
"I can!"
Sun Yue pouted and shook her head.
"How can you stop time? I don't believe it!”
Li Yunyang chuckled and made a hand gesture.
"What's so difficult about that?"
"I'm digging out the battery!"
The two people on the stage threw their bags out one by one, and each bag made a loud sound.
As a result, every time the two of them spoke, the audience below the stage would burst into laughter in unison. This was the effect that had not been performed in the previous performances.
It was the right decision to buy the tickets for Xiaoyuanzi!
The front desk was filled with laughter while the crosstalk actors were frantically taking notes behind the stage.
Li Yunyang and Sun Yue's size were too comfortable, even more so than Guo Degang and Yu Qian's.
One could learn a lot from Li Yunyang's performance.
This senior brother was more like his master than his master!
"Alright, we can't buy time."
"Can you buy air with money?"
Sun Yue continued.
"I can't buy it."
Li Yunyang held his folding fan and looked at the audience.
"Everyone, let's be honest. The air quality in the capital is not good now.”
"The TV always says that there's a red alert. We have to think about how to improve this red alert.”
Sun Yue chimed in.
"Looks like you've thought of a way?”
Li Yunyang smiled.
"Of course! The method is very simple."
"I'm not watching TV!"
How could he not watch television?
Sun Yue tapped the table.
"We have to deal with it from the roots. What's the point of not watching TV?”
Li Yunyang chuckled again.
"I was just joking."
"If we want the air quality to be good, we have to take care of the environment. Usually, I like to pick on those around me who don't take care of the environment.”
"I'm angry at the mention of this."
Sun Yue asked when she saw Li Yunyang gnashing his teeth.
"What's wrong?"
Li Yunyang gritted his teeth.
"Last time, I went for a walk on the Great Wall after eating alone.”
Sun Yue took over.
"You've walked quite far."
"And then?"
Before he could say anything, Li Yunyang was so angry that he knocked the table several times with his folding fan.
"When I went up, I saw a short, black, fat man carving words on the wall.”
"Do you think this is reasonable? I love the environment!"
"At that moment, I was unhappy. I shouted at that little black fatty, hey! Little fatty! I'm talking to you. Come here, quickly!”
"When that little black fatty came over, I was about to teach him a lesson. When I saw the little black fatty's appearance…"
"Good heavens, master, I was wrong! Master, take care!"
Sun Yue was amused.
"So the one who carved the words is your master!”
"I say, man, it's time to show that you're putting righteousness above family.”
Li Yunyang nodded.
"Exactly!"
"After my master left, I went closer to the wall to see what he wrote. I saw seven big words carved on the wall. Guo Degang visited here!”
"This is outrageous. Isn't this destroying the environment?”
"I looked at the words on the city wall. The more I looked at them, the angrier I became. I immediately made an important decision.”
Sun Yue looked at Li Yunyang.
"You want to educate Guo Degang?”
Li Yunyang put down his folding fan.
"No!"
"I was so angry that I wrote a shameless sentence behind it!”
Hahahahaha!
He still had the cheek to say that she was shameless!
Loud laughter rang out from below the stage. Li Yunyang's performance was too funny!
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