Sun Yue looked at Li Yunyang with a complicated expression for a long time, giving the audience enough time to react.
"Why don't you say that you're your master's beloved disciple?”
"Wicked is missing a piece!"
Li Yunyang slapped the table.
"What do you know? We care about the environment.”
"I can't stand it when I see someone destroying the environment.”
"I came back after strolling around the Great Wall. As soon as I came back, I saw a little fatty throwing cigarette butts on the roadside.”
"It's fine if I saw my master scribbling on the Great Wall just now, but I really can't stand it this time!”
Sun Yue asked curiously.
"Why can't you endure it?"
Li Yunyang rolled up the sleeves of his coat and raised his folding fan.
"I have to educate him!"
"Think about it. Not only does littering cigarette butts damage the environment, but what if it causes a fire?”
"Coincidentally, I saw a big broom sweeping the streets by the side of the road. I took it and rushed over. I have to teach this person a lesson today!”
On the stage, Li Yunyang picked up his folding fan and pretended to be angry as he took a few steps forward. However, after a few steps, his expression and steps suddenly softened.
She obediently put down the folding fan in her hand.
Sun Yue pointed at Li Yunyang.
"Why are you giving in?"
"Go ahead!"
Li Yunyang held his folding fan and smiled honestly.
"Master, take care. Come to my house for dinner when you're free!”
Damn!
It turned out that the person she met was Guo Degang!
Li Yunyang was mainly showing off his leg skills.
It was very common to see a henchman in crosstalk performances. It referred to the actor performing on stage, using his own actions and words to perform and narrate some small scenes.
Usually, each person would play a few roles to get the audience into the role.
If the leg work was done well, the performance effect would be doubled!
Li Yunyang's leg work was very lifelike.
His expression was as if he had really seen Guo Degang, and the audience was immediately immersed in the scene.
Sun Yue tugged at Li Yunyang.
"Hey, hey! Brother, do you really care about the environment that much?”
"You can't give in just because that person is your master. You have to educate him well!”
Li Yunyang turned to look at Sun Yue and nodded.
"You're right!"
"We can't just watch someone destroy the environment, even if that person is my master!”
"Wait! I'll teach him a lesson!"
"I'll take my broom. If I chase after him, I'll ruthlessly…"
Sun Yue interjected when she saw Li Yunyang suddenly raise his hand.
"So you chased after him and taught him a lesson?”
Li Yunyang raised his folding fan and gritted his teeth.
"If I chase after him, I'll report my master!”
"The city management department even rewarded me with 100 yuan.”
Sun Yue waved her sleeves and teased Li Yunyang.
"Good heavens, reporting your own master?”
"You're really filial."
"It seems that the Internet said that you, Deyun, can't escape the identity of a filial son.”
While Sun Yue was still teasing him, Li Yunyang, who was next to him, did not stop his leg work and continued to perform vividly on stage.
"I saw that the money came quite quickly. I can get a reward of 100 yuan for catching a person who threw a cigarette butt.”
"I might as well not do anything else. I won't even do crosstalk anymore. I'll just squat on the streets every day and catch those who throw cigarette butts!”
Sun Yue was amused.
"So you went there to get rich?”
Li Yunyang continued.
"I earned a lot of money there. I'm happy!”
"After I get the money, I'll bring my friends to the suburbs for a vacation!”
"I went to a very beautiful place. It seems to be a famous scenic spot. Let me look up and see what it's called.”
Sun Yue asked Li Yunyang.
"What's the name of the scenic spot?"
Li Yunyang raised his head, placed his hand on his forehead, and squinted his eyes.
"Hiss."
"The name of this scenic spot seems to be a little unique. It's called…called a bomb!”
Li Yunyang wanted to continue, but he was stopped by Sun Yue.
"Please wait a moment."
"What do you mean by exploding!"
Li Yunyang scratched his head.
"It's four sharp points. In the Imperial language, it's called four guns. In the Southern language, it's called four love!”
Sun Yue was speechless.
"Alright, alright."
"You call that a bomb?"
Li Yunyang shrugged.
"What else?"
"A grenade?"
Sun Yue slapped the table with the chopping board.
"It's called a national 4A scenic spot!”
"Stop playing that Fight the Landlord!”
Li Yunyang continued speaking.
"Anyway, I bought a ticket as soon as I arrived. After entering, I only took two steps and saw someone doing something immoral in the scenic spot again.”
"Destroy the environment! It's even worse than the previous two times!"
Sun Yue smiled meaningfully.
"Let me guess."
"Could this wicked person be called Guo Degang?”
This time, Li Yunyang didn't continue speaking immediately. He turned to look at Sun Yue in shock. The expression on his face made the audience giggle.
He looked at Sun Yue in shock.
"Sun Yue, you are a genius!"
It really was Guo Degang!
Sun Yue spread out her hands, matching the standard that Li Yunyang had set aside. Everyone burst into laughter!
Awesome.
This burden had been buried for a long time!
The first two small bags paved the way for the last bag, and the effect of the scene exploded.
The audience was going crazy.
"Does Guo Degang know that his disciple is slandering him?”
"This disciple is too filial!"
"Hahahaha, I like to hear Li Yunyang's snide remarks about Guo Degang.”
"Fortunately, I bought the tickets early. This crosstalk is enough to make me happy for a year.”
"In the future, I will not miss any of Li Yunyang's crosstalk performances!”
After the laughter gradually stopped, Sun Yue continued to ask.
"Tell me."
"What did Guo Degang do this time?”
I can't do it.
This crosstalk was designed too well. As long as the audience heard Guo Degang mention Wicked twice, they couldn't stop laughing.
It completely tied the two jokes together.
The audience cheered loudly!
Li Yunyang glanced around and lowered his voice.
"I'm too embarrassed to say this out loud. It's too wicked.”
"I don't know if you've met such a person before. He's in the scenic area, Boboqi!”
"Everyone, in the scenic area, Boboqi!”
Sun Yue pulled Li Yunyang.
"What?"
"What's inside the scenic spot?"
Li Yunyang was dragged back a few steps.
"Boboqi, do you have any culture?”
"It's that Boboqi from Abozid!”
Sun Yue only reacted after listening for a long time, and she felt terrible.
"What do you mean by Apophis? It's called BBQ!”
"Why didn't you just tell me to have an open-air barbecue?”
Li Yunyang nodded.
"Right, this is the outdoor barbecue.”
"I've let my master off the previous two times. This time, I have to put justice above family!”
"I saw that there was no one around, so I hid behind the rockery and shouted, the scenic area manager is here! My master was so scared that he ran away!"
"When my master leaves, I'll hurry up…"
Sun Yue tilted her head and asked him.
"Why don't you go forward and put out the fire?”
Li Yunyang picked up his folding fan and pretended to be eating skewers.
"Where!"
"While there's still food to eat, I have to hurry up and take a few bites!”
Sun Yue raised her hand.
"Good fellow, so you're the wicked one!”
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