The two returned to the stage and bowed to the audience again.
Cheers rang out!
After bowing, Li Yunyang raised his head and smiled evilly at the audience.
"Did you see how successful my father's plan was?”
"Not only did I steal my master's position, but I also stole master's position. Class Master De Yun can only be my sidekick.”
"Let me act one more scene and I'll be the new class master of De Yun!”
"I've completely succeeded in ascending!"
Puff!
What a good kid.
He was thinking about the position of Class Leader De Yun.
The entire De Yun was a filial son!
There were a few audience members who were shouting for Class Leader Li, which made Guo Degang grimace. His expression was particularly vivid, and the audience was so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.
After a few teasing words, Li Yunyang officially got down to business.
"Today, we have to introduce the person beside me, my master, who is also the current Class Master De Yun.”
"Famous."
Guo Degang glanced at Li Yunyang.
"You removed the word 'current.'"
"Why does it sound like you're trying to usurp the throne?”
Li Yunyang chuckled.
"Anyway, I just wanted to introduce you. Look at you standing here. Your face…"
As he spoke, Li Yunyang approached Guo Degang to take a closer look.
"It's too dark to tell."
Damn!
The audience burst into laughter.
"Look at this figure."
Li Yunyang straightened his body and took a few steps back.
"Yo."
"It's fine if his face is dark, but why does he have a burly figure?”
"The female comrades below the stage have to be careful when they leave later. Don't be licked by him!”
Guo Degang reached out and pushed.
"Go to hell!"
"So what if I'm a black bear and blind!”
Hahahaha!
Cheers rose and fell.
Li Yunyang, who was standing in the position of a funny man, was not inferior in any way.
With just a few simple sentences, the atmosphere in the hall was set up.
Usually, when crosstalk actors saw the audience being so enthusiastic, they would inevitably get excited. Once they got excited, it would cause problems with the rhythm of the crosstalk.
However, Li Yunyang did not. He was as steady as Mount Tai.
He was still unhurriedly throwing his baggage on the stage.
"In short, I envy you!"
Guo Degang shook his head.
"I really can't tell."
"Tell me exactly what you envy about me?”
At this point, Li Yunyang's expression became energetic as he folded his fan in his hand.
"I envy your wealth."
"You can casually pull out a drawer full of bills. You can still find the bills from a few years ago. Aren't you happy?”
Damn it!
The audience was stunned by Li Yunyang's words.
What a joke.
Li Yunyang really dared to say that!
This kid was too bold!
No one in the entire Deyun Society dared to mention Cao Jin's matter openly. Only Li Yunyang had the guts to do so. Not only did he do it, but he also did it openly on stage.
This wave exploded.
Guo Degang knew that Li Yunyang had deliberately thrown out a black spot to get him to respond, so he smiled and waved his hand.
"Damn, why are you envious of the person who saved the receipt?”
"They're all things that deceive their masters and destroy their ancestors. They're not good things!”
6666！
The audience's mouths never closed.
Li Yunyang and Guo Degang really dared to throw a tantrum while the other dared to follow up.
The venue was boiling like boiling water, filled with the cheers of the audience!
Li Yunyang smiled when he saw that the effect was not bad.
What he wanted was to throw a black spot.
Follow Blackie's path and make Blackie have nowhere to go!
After the crowd had calmed down, Li Yunyang put down the folding fan in his hand and continued to use it.
"Anyway, when I see that they have cars and live in a bungalow, I'm envious. Tell me, is it wrong for me to pursue a happy life?”
"I have to be happy!"
Guo Degang completely let go and displayed his full strength.
"Pursuing happiness is indeed the right thing to do."
"But how do you plan to pursue happiness?”
Li Yunyang cursed.
"Training my body!"
"You see, I don't drink or play mahjong. I just smoke a little more often.”
Guo Degang replied.
"I like smoking."
Li Yunyang nodded.
"Oh, right."
"Later, I saw a health program on TV that said smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly.”
"This scared me. How could I die suddenly at such a young age?”
"From that day on, I gritted my teeth! I stomped my foot! I'll just…"
Guo Degang looked at Li Yunyang and followed up on his words.
"You quit smoking?"
Li Yunyang put on a proud expression and waved his hand.
"I won't be watching this show!"
Li Yunyang raised his head, patted his chest, and rubbed his nose.
His expression was rather smug.
Guo Degang saw that Li Yunyang's performance was so hilarious that he had to pinch himself several times to hold back his laughter.
"You're still proud of yourself?"
"It's not like I quit smoking. What's there to be proud of?”
Li Yunyang ignored Guo Degang and continued to pat his chest and rub his nose.
He was so arrogant.
The audience below the stage was also amused by Li Yunyang's performance. Cheers and applause rang out!
Shaobing, who was watching the show backstage, widened his small eyes and looked at the two people on the stage with envy.
"Senior Brother Yang and Master are better than life. No matter what kind of work they do, it's right.”
"Only people who are truly knowledgeable can reach this realm. I wonder when I will be able to perform crosstalk like this.”
Xiao Si walked over to the pancake and patted him on the shoulder.
"Don't go after Master and Senior Brother Yang!”
"Master has a lot of experience on stage.”
"Senior Brother Yang, don't even think about it. It's not like the heavens are rewarding people to eat, it's like the heavens are holding a bowl and begging people to eat.”
"We can't be envious!"
When the other brothers of De Yun Society heard this, they all agreed.
The heavens were holding bowls and begging people to eat.
Wasn't it because he was envious?
In front of the stage, Li Yunyang and Guo Degang were still making fun of each other.
"I'm happy when I turn around! My girlfriend is here!"
Guo Degang chimed in.
"It's your partner."
Li Yunyang nodded and replied seriously.
"Oh, right, my girlfriend came over with her boyfriend.”
That was not right.
Guo Degang stretched out his hand to stop Li Yunyang.
"Wait a moment."
"Your girlfriend is with her boyfriend?”
Li Yunyang turned to look at Guo Degang.
"I'm also puzzled. Why did the two of them come over with their hands linked? I'll call her first.”
"Hey, Yang Hua! Yang Hua! It's me!"
Even Yang Hua was here?
Guo Degang quickly pulled Li Yunyang and asked.
"Your girlfriend is called Yang Hua?"
"Then what is her surname?"
Li Yunyang answered even more seriously this time.
"Swimming!"
Guo Degang raised his hand.
"Good fellow."
"What a loose woman!"
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