Siheyuan: Starting from Silly Zhu’s Neighbor
13 There was poison in his feces!

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The fire blazed when everyone gathered firewood!

What this saying meant was that as long as people were united, they could unleash a huge amount of energy.

There were a total of seven or eight Siheyuan in the vicinity of the entire street. Even in the midst of the snowstorm, as long as they could move, they all came to watch the show.

With the latrine pit as the center, the onlookers formed a big fan shape…

The other side of the public toilet was next to the wall. Otherwise, it would be full of people.

Everyone was paying attention to the progress of the incident. Many people were pointing at Widow Qin and the meme.

"It was that child who threw the firecracker into the latrine pit…"

"Not only did you blow up a person's body, but you also scared a person into a manure pit.”

"I heard that the person who fell into the manure pit was the child's grandmother.”

"Amazing Fate!"

"What amazing fate? Evil fate! Sin!"

The group of people chattered. Everyone was very satisfied to have such a topic to talk about on the last day of the New Year.

Many people even went home to grab a handful of melon seeds and peanuts, then ran out to eat them while watching…

But no matter what, today, Jia Zhang-shi and the stick had become famous on this street!

Soon, under Yi Zhonghai's leadership, Silly Zhu and the rest dragged a thick rope over.

"Hold on to the rope, we'll pull you up!”Yi Zhonghai shouted.

Behind him was Silly Zhu, who was also holding onto the rope.

However, no more people participated.

Strangers were not willing to get involved in this mess. Not only would they be smelly, but there was also no benefit to it.

The other young people in the same courtyard didn't like Jia Zhang-shi, so no one helped her.

Seeing that no one was going to help him, Yi Zhonghai could only keep a cold face.

However, this was already enough. Even if Jia Zhang-shi was fat, it shouldn't be a problem for him and Silly Zhu to drag her up.

However, reality hit Yi Zhonghai's face hard...

Jia Zhang-shi firmly grabbed the other end of the rope, but Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu were unable to pull it up.

After two minutes, Jia Zhangshi slipped and fell back down. She drank a few cups before she floated up.

The buoyancy of the excrement water was still very high…and the latrine pit was not deep, so there was no problem with the person.

However, Yi Zhonghai had clearly miscalculated the gap between the enemy and himself!

As the old saying goes, one jin of cotton is ten jin of water.

This meant that a catty of cotton could absorb ten catties of water.

Although it was a little exaggerated, cotton that had absorbed water was definitely very heavy.

Moreover, Jia Zhangshi had made new cotton clothes. The inside was made of new cotton with the best water absorption!

In this way, the clothes that had absorbed enough water, plus the fat Jia Zhangshi who was not relaxed, probably weighed 300 pounds.

To put it simply, they had to bring up a large amount of materials from the latrine pit at the same time as Raja Zhang…

"Someone help!" Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu tried again, and after realizing that they still couldn't pull Jia Zhangshi up, they finally started to call for reinforcements.

"Xu Damao! Don't run! Come and help!" Silly Pillar shouted.

Xu Damao stopped awkwardly and said,""I'm not feeling well today."

"Hurry up, saving lives is more important!" Yi Zhonghai said impatiently. He looked at Liu Haizhong and said,""Come and help. We're all in the same courtyard!”

As the head of the Siheyuan, Liu Haizhong looked at the manure pit and hesitated.

"The people in the nearby courtyards are all watching. If we don't save them now, they'll all be lost!”Yi Zhonghai urged.

"Alright then." Liu Haizhong rolled up his sleeves and patted Liu Guangtian.""You two brothers go up and help!"

Liu Guangtian: "???"

Liu Guangfu was quick-witted. He quickly pulled Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang and said,"Hurry up, everyone, together. There's strength in numbers.”

This was dragging people down with him…

However, there were enough people now!

Yi Zhonghai led the charge, followed by Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, followed by Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiecheng!

All the core forces of the Siheyuan had been mobilized. From this, one could see the weight of the Jia Zhang family!

There were a total of seven people. At this moment, under the snowflakes and cold wind, they attracted the attention of countless onlookers!

"Seven" was a magical number. There were the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, the Seven Sages of Quanzhen, the Seven Heroes of Wudang, and the seven Bottle Gourd Brothers…

At this moment, the group of people beside the manure pit could be said to be the seven warriors!

The onlookers outside could not help but clap their hands and cheer!

"One, two, three, pull!" Yi Zhonghai shouted.

Brothers of one mind could cut through metal, not to mention the strength of seven people working together. Even if there was another Jia Zhangshi who was full of dung, they would still have to pull you up.

However, he still failed.

This time, it was not the fault of the seven warriors. Under the cheers of the surrounding crowd, they exploded with great potential. It did not take much effort to pull Jia Zhangshi out of the manure pit.

However, if things didn't go as she wished, there was a 90% chance that Jia Zhangshi would drop the ball.

Just as she was about to pull it out, Jia Zhang-shi lost her strength and her hand slipped again.

Lin Huan was watching from the side. He couldn't guess what Yi Zhonghai was thinking, but he saw Jia Zhangshi fall into the water again... The moment she fell into the water, she created a huge splash of water...

When the water splashed, the surrounding crowd was splashed all over. It was an unexpected disaster.

However, this way, it freed up a lot of space for the seven warriors.

"Can you hold on tight?" Xu Damao said unhappily.

"That's right. Can you hold on tighter?" Yan Jiecheng was also fuming.

"Tie the rope around your hand.”Lin Huan suggested.

"Yes, wrap the rope around your hand. Don't just grab it with your hands.”Yi Zhonghai said.

Jia Zhang-shi spat out a few mouthfuls, and then smoothly wrapped the rope around her wrist.

"One, two, three, pull!" Yi Zhonghai shouted again!

The seven warriors gathered their strength and directly pulled up Jia Zhang-shi, who was full of feces, and Jia Zhang-shi, who was full of feces…

"It's really f * cking heavy! What do you feed me all day?" Xu Damao panted and said unhappily.

Qin Huairu waited for Jia Zhangshi to come ashore before rushing forward. She stretched out her hand and then retracted it…

"Granny, how is it?" Qin Huairu asked nervously with reddened eyes.

She was already considering a problem. Jia Zhangshi should either take care of the child for a few days and then continue to take care of the child at home, or she should just die and not drag others down.

" I, I, I…" Jia Zhangshi lay on the ground, weakly retching.

Qin Huairu half-knelt in front of Jia Zhangshi, acting like a filial daughter-in-law. She looked at Yi Zhonghai pitifully and pleaded,""First Uncle, what should we do next? You've seen the world, so come and give me an idea.”

Qin Huairu had never seen such a scene before, so she didn't know what to do.

" This..." Yi Zhonghai was also a little confused. Logically speaking, this should be sent to the hospital, but... he glanced at Jia Zhangshi, who was covered in feces. How could he send her to the hospital?

Disgusting the doctor?

"Send her home first, wash her up and change her clothes, then go to the hospital to have a look.”

Yi Zhonghai sighed, then raised his voice and asked,""Who has a cart? Use it, and when you're done, I'll wash it and send it back!”

"Please, everyone." Qin Huairu's tears streamed down her face. She looked extremely pitiful in the snowstorm.

The onlookers were originally just here to watch the show, but after seeing the widow's pitiful look, many of them softened.

"I do!" One of them raised his hand and shouted," Someone come with me and push it over!”

"Silly Zhu!" Yi Zhonghai called out to He Yuzhu.

"Alright!" Silly Zhu didn't have any temper and followed that person to find a small cart.

Very quickly, the small cart was pushed over by Silly Zhu.

"Give me a hand." Yi Zhonghai sighed helplessly again.

Originally, Yi Zhonghai was especially willing to do good deeds to gain face, but today…it was really disgusting!

Other than Silly Pillar, no one else stepped forward.

That was true. When pulling the rope, it wouldn't be stained with feces, but now, it would take a lot of effort to move Jia Zhang-shi onto the small cart. Moreover, if he had to do it himself, he would definitely be stained with feces and urine...

Yi Zhonghai looked around at Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, and their sons…

Seeing that no one came forward to help, Yi Zhonghai was furious. He shouted,""We're all in the same courtyard. Aren't you willing to help with such a small favor? A neighbor is better than a distant relative. Don't you need your neighbor's help in the future?”

"No, I haven't." Xu Damao leaned back, indicating that as long as he had no morals, he could not be kidnapped by morals!

"Xu Damao, are you still human?" Silly Zhu asked angrily.

"What's wrong? I helped just now and put in a lot of effort. What right do you have to criticize me?”Xu Damao was very domineering.

Just as she was feeling helpless, Jia Zhang-shi actually stood up trembling…

The true colors of a hero are only revealed when the sea is turbulent!

At the moment of crisis, Jia Zhang-shi still carried everything by herself…

" I…" Jia Zhangshi tried to walk to the cart, her legs weak.

Shazhu quickly pushed the cart closer.

Qin Huairu, who was standing at the side, wanted to extend his hand to help, but he retracted his hand. After hesitating for a moment, he finally suppressed his disgust and held Jia Zhangshi's arm with both hands.

Very smoothly, Jia Zhang-shi sat on her loyal throne…

Although the process was a little bumpy, it was finally done.

Everyone respected her!

"Let's go!" Yi Zhonghai ordered!

Silly Zhu pushed the small cart and slowly walked home.

Wherever the cart went, the crowd automatically made way for it!

Silly Zhu was pushing from behind, Jia Zhang-shi was lying on top, and there were onlookers on both sides!

This scene was like a king on a tour!

"Ugh!"

But who knew that before Silly Zhu could push her far, Jia Zhangshi started retching again.

This was nothing, but very soon Jia Zhangshi began to foam!

" This…" Qin Huairu was stunned. Even the meme was stunned.

Yi Zhonghai hurried forward and observed for a while before saying,""It looks like he was poisoned!"

The onlookers were shocked, could it be that there was poison in the feces?

"Everyone, don't panic!" Lin Huan stood up in time." I'm a doctor!”

Hearing this, the crowd looked over. However, when they realized that it was a handsome young man, they all began to doubt him.

It was no wonder. People were more willing to trust people who looked especially old in professions like doctors and teachers…

It would be even better if he had a decent beard.

"Xiao Huan, what happened to my mother-in-law? Take a look." Qin Huairu was already desperate.

Lin Huan nodded, then stepped forward to take a look and said,""He was poisoned."

"Poisoned? Do you know how to treat illnesses? Could it be that the feces and urine in the pit were poisonous?”Silly Zhu asked unhappily.

"If you think it's not poisonous, then go and try drinking some.”Lin Huan replied.

"Young man, you haven't learned your skills. In Jiangsu and Zhejiang, there were still eggs boiled in urine. How could there be poison? At most, I'll feel disgusted!" Someone in the crowd questioned.

" You're right, Master," Lin Huan smiled and said calmly." But not entirely."”

At this moment, the crowd on the street quieted down and listened quietly to Lin Huan's science.

"In traditional Chinese medicine, feces is called yellow in the human body, and urine is called Huilong soup. Both of them have the effect of treating diseases. Among them, there were several other categories, with the child being the best.”

"However, if these things are to be used for medicine, they must be kept fresh!”

"If you leave it for too long, it will become poisonous.”

"Jia Zhang-shi had accidentally drunk the excrement in the pit just now, so there were signs of poisoning.”

Lin Huan spoke frankly and earnestly, trying his best to explain to the people on the street…If it wasn't for Jia Zhangshi being too smelly, he would have pointed at Jia Zhangshi and given everyone a live commentary.

But no matter what, when the words came out with professional terms, the surrounding crowd believed it a little.

He Yushui stood far away and looked at Lin Bai with admiration. She felt that the useless knowledge had increased again...

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