Life's encounters were truly magical. The Jia Zhang family, who were still arrogant at noon, now had one wearing the crown of the Cannon King, one was butterfly swimming in a manure pit, and only the widow's eyes were red from crying.
While Lin Huan was explaining the difference between fresh feces and dirty feces to the crowd, he was thinking about something else.
When Lin Huan bought firecrackers for the stick at noon, he gave the stick two hints.
One of them was to throw firecrackers into the latrine pit when you saw your grandmother enter the public toilet.
It had to be said that the plot was done very well. When Jia Zhangshi entered the public toilet, the subconscious suggestion was successfully triggered, and it exploded into a rain of flowers…
However, the development of the matter was a little beyond Lin Huan's expectations. He originally thought that Jia Zhangshi would be blown up and covered in shit and urine, but he didn't expect Jia Zhangshi to be so ambitious that she went straight to the latrine pit to report.
The other hint had not been triggered yet, so he had to wait.
At this moment, the snow in the sky did not show any signs of stopping, but the snowflakes that filled the sky could not stop the enthusiasm of the onlookers.
With the small cart as the center, everyone listened to Lin Huan's explanation while glancing at Jia Zhangshi from time to time...
At this moment, Jia Zhangshi was lying on the cart, foaming at the mouth and shivering from the cold.
In the northern grasslands, some birds would make nests out of horse manure in the cold winter.
Jia Zhang-shi was like a bird. When she was struggling in the manure pit, she was not cold, but once she came out of the manure pit, she was out of that warm environment.
Moreover, the cotton clothes on her body were filled with excrement and water. It could be said that she was smelly and cold…
"The virgin boy's urine has the effect of removing internal heat and relieving greasy feeling. It also has a certain effect of nourishing the kidneys. The best time to consume it is in summer and autumn, but remember, it must be fresh!”
Lin Huan tried his best to explain to everyone.
When the surrounding men heard the word "kidney", their eyes lit up. Even Xu Damao was deep in thought…
"Of course, as a doctor, I still have to advise everyone not to take it on their own. You must follow the doctor's advice!”Lin Huan held a lecture on the street.
" I said..." Yi Zhonghai interrupted Lin Huan and said gloomily,""Lin Huan, should we think of a way to save Jia Zhang-shi first?”
"It's my fault. I forgot about it as soon as I mentioned it.”Lin Huan said apologetically.
"…" Qin Huiru watched speechlessly from the side. She thought to herself,'You did it on purpose!'
"Hurry up. Do you have any way to save her? If it doesn't work, let's send him to the hospital quickly!”Silly Zhu said loudly.
"Of course I can." As a doctor, Lin Huan was a benevolent doctor, and saving people was his top priority…
Of course, he couldn't leave the science behind.
"How?" Yi Zhonghai asked anxiously. He felt that if Lin Huan continued to explain, Jia Zhangshi might not be poisoned to death but frozen to death instead.
"There are old things in the manure pit. Jia Zhang-shi ate a lot in there, but it hasn't been long.”
" In other words, she's only slightly poisoned now. We just need to make her spit out the contents of her stomach!" Lin Huanhuan said, using the professional standards of an old Chinese doctor.”
"Ugh--" Jia Zhangshi was also listening in a daze. She also wanted to vomit, she really wanted to, but she couldn't spit it out!
Qin Huairu hurriedly patted Jia Zhangshi's back from the side. However, the cotton coat was too thick, and there was still feces in it. Qin Huairu patted Jia Zhangshi twice, causing her to cry out in pain. Not only did it not have any effect, but it also caused a lot of feces to splash out.
"Stop filming!" The onlookers were splashed by the water and all opened their mouths to stop Qin Huiru.
Qin Huairu was also feeling very awkward. She was good at fighting with her mind, but she really did not know what to do in this situation. Her mind was in a daze.
"How can we make her vomit?" Yi Zhonghai remained calm. He glanced at Jia Zhangshi and then at the young doctor.
"There are many ways to induce vomiting." Lin Huan began to explain again." There are more than ten kinds of massage, including massage to induce vomiting, and…"
"Just tell me the fastest and most convenient one!" Yi Zhonghai interrupted Lin Huan's explanation again.
He had no choice but to interrupt. If he continued to dawdle, he would freeze to death before the poison was cured!
"With the current conditions, the fastest and most convenient way is to induce vomiting with excrement!”Lin Huan chose the best solution!
"That's not right! Huanzi, didn't you just say that there was poison in the feces?”Xu Damao asked happily.
"The ones that are poisonous are not fresh. Those that have been fermented are naturally poisonous. I'm talking about fresh ones!”Lin Huan explained.
Yi Zhonghai did not say a word. He felt that this New Year was especially interesting.
Qin Huairu was still in a daze, unable to react.
Jia Zhang-shi was lying on the cart, trying to shake her head as she poured out the white foam.
She had already roamed in the manure pit just now, and she really did not want to enter the palace again…
"Will it work? I say, Lin Huan, what if your idea can't be cured?”Silly Pillar questioned.
"Definitely!" Lin Huan was a professional." If you want to save someone, hurry up. The longer you delay, the more dangerous it will be!”
Good fellow! Weren't you the one who was stalling when you were talking about the problem of feces and urine?
Yi Zhonghai looked at Qin Huairu speechlessly.
Now, the only one who could make decisions was Qin Huairu.
But…if they really used feces and urine to induce vomiting, and in front of hundreds of neighbors, then their family would be famous in the future!
"Hurry up and make up your mind! After inducing vomiting, he had to send her back quickly. It would not be good if she fell ill from the cold!”Lin Huan urged.
Everyone turned to look at Qin Huiru. Even the stick raised his bruised face and looked at Qin Huiru in confusion.
Finally, under the gaze of hundreds of neighbors, the woman nodded.
"Let's do it!" Yi Zhonghai immediately called out when he saw Qin Huairu agreeing.
Then, Yi Zhonghai raised his head and said loudly,""Silly Zhu, quickly go home and get the urinal!”
Hearing this, Silly Zhu quickly rushed home and immediately brought a urinal over…
"..." Yi Zhonghai looked at the urinal and found a new problem.
Where could he find fresh…vomit?
He looked helplessly at the young doctor who made the suggestion…
"If you'd be so kind, all boys under fifteen, step forward!”Lin Huan said loudly.
Qin Huairu: "???"
"..." Yi Zhonghai immediately understood that Lin Huan wanted to use local materials!
The surrounding neighbors also understood what was going on. They all put their hands behind their backs and watched with interest.
A few brats in the middle were also kicked out…
"Yan Jiekuang!" Yi Zhonghai shouted and pulled a strong man over.
"One, one, one…Sir, I just went to the toilet and ran out of stock.”Yan Jiekuang cowered. Although he wasn't an adult yet, he already had a sense of shame.
With so many people watching, he really didn't have a single drop!
"Hurry up!" Yi Zhonghai ordered," Silly Zhu, find all the children here!”
"Can't we contribute some strength?”Xu Damao questioned Lin Huan. Obviously, he felt indignant that he couldn't contribute!
"Then you can take off your pants now.”Lin Huan said.
How old are you?" Silly Zhu immediately retorted.
"All women, step aside!" Yi Zhonghai shouted again.
"I'm going too!" Xu Damao kicked the butt of the stick.
"…"
"Stop fooling around! Saving people is more important!" Lin Huan said righteously," Go quickly!”
Soon, a group of children had been gathered, all of them smiling cheekily…
"I can't pee."
"I can't…"
"Doctor Lin, will I be alright?”
Doctor Lin was speechless.
The group of children chattered, but they finally completed their mission.
Soon, a large amount of…vomit had gathered in the urinal.
However, it was a little watery, like a water bird soup.
However, this was enough.
"What should we do next?" Yi Zhonghai asked Lin Huan.
"Drink!" Lin Huan's answer was concise and powerful.
Yi Zhonghai held back his disgust and came to Jia Zhang-shi's side with a bucket of urine.
"Silly Zhu! Come and pinch her nose!" Yi Zhonghai ordered.
"..." Silly Zhu stepped forward and retched, but he couldn't do it.
" Silly Zhu…" Qin Huiru looked at Silly Zhu pitifully.
He licked it! Wasn't it just feces and urine? Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and steeled his heart. He grabbed Jia Zhang-shi's hair with one hand and pinched her nose with the other!
Yi Zhonghai picked up a ladle and started to dry it!
It was still snowing in the sky. The streets were filled with neighbors, about one to two hundred people.
The crowd was silent. The only thing that could be heard was the whistling of the north wind, the sound of drinking, and the sound of vomiting.
The person at the center of this incident was poisoned by feces and urine, and in the end, he used feces and urine to neutralize the poison.
The soup turned into food.
"I even vomited out my bile!" someone shouted.
Then, everyone looked at Doctor Lin.
"That's enough." Doctor Lin covered her nose. She couldn't bear to observe it carefully, so she came to a conclusion.
From finding Jia Zhangshi falling into the latrine pit to rescuing her, and finally to detoxifying her.
There was no doubt that although the rescue operation had been bumpy and quarrelsome, the result was beautiful and successful. It was worth talking about!
This operation demonstrated the mutual help between neighbors, the friendship between people, and the spirit of people working together to overcome difficulties in times of crisis!
Undoubtedly, through this incident, the neighbors in the vicinity became even more united!
When he was in trouble, he would carry a urinal, I would pee, and he would pee.
Work together, each with their own division of labor, and overcome the difficulties together!
Even if the snow did not stop, even if the wind did not stop, everyone's hearts were warm under the glory of humanity.
Applause rang out for a long time.
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