My miserable life of cheating
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"Hmph…I'm not interested in a useless body like yours that can't even be split open!”He snorted coldly." But…"

"But what?" I hurriedly asked. Even though I didn't really believe his words, I felt that my physical body wasn't anything good. It could only be considered ordinary. I guessed that it could only give this old demon some Yang Qi or something, so I was still very worried.

"As long as you are obedient, I will give you some benefits. At the very least, it will increase the strength of your physical body.”His attitude softened a little.

"Benefits, physical strength." When I thought of this, I suddenly felt a little chuunibyou. I felt that my dream of reaching the peak of my life was not far away."Then Elder Shi, what do you think…"

"Hehe…There are fast and slow methods to improve. Which one do you choose?”His tone was obviously a little malicious, but I was already dazzled by the word "benefits".

"If there's a fast one, who'll choose the slow one?" I blurted out without thinking.

" You chose this yourself, hehe…" The voice with a sinister smile was heard.

I suddenly had an ominous feeling, but it was already too late. I had once again entered the state where I couldn't speak or move my hands. However, this time, it wasn't the numbness and itch in the depths of my soul, but the pain all over my body. It was as if all my bones, tendons, and muscles had been shattered. If I could make a sound, the entire street would probably be mobilized. It wasn't easy for me to feel that the pain wasn't so heavy, but I felt the numbness and itch all over my body again. This time, it was even more unbearable, but it was useless. I still couldn't move or make a sound. When this feeling completely passed, I was completely paralyzed on the ground. My entire body was soaked in sweat. My body seemed to be able to move, but I was too lazy to even move a pinky finger.

"This is all you can do for today. Eat something, sleep, and come back tomorrow. In less than three days, you'll be able to split bricks.”

Ten thousand curses ran through my heart. If I wasn't so tired that I couldn't speak, I definitely wouldn't…It seemed like I was also helpless against this old monster.

After lying on the ground for a while, I finally recovered. For some reason, I felt very hungry, but I had already eaten dinner. I could only dig out some snacks to eat. I was actually a carnivorous animal, and I had a salty taste, so as long as the snacks at home were meat, they wouldn't last through the night. However, during the New Year, my mother prepared a lot of biscuits and sweets for children to eat. I didn't know what happened to me, but I actually finished all these snacks that I usually didn't like, but I still felt hungry.

Helplessly, I started rummaging through the fridge again. In the end, I found three large boxes of chocolates at the bottom of the fridge. These were gifts that my mother's friend brought back from Europe. Our family didn't really like sweets, so they were almost forgotten when they were thrown under the fridge. I happened to find them. After eating such high-calories food, I felt a little better. Although I still didn't feel full, I could sleep now because I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep at all.

A night passed.

I ate a whole pot of noodles for breakfast, but I'm still not full.

My mother took out another roll of noodles and looked at me with a smile."Even if you eat this roll of noodles today, you have to go to school!”

I rubbed my stomach and felt that I could still eat."Then that's it. Don't forget to add a few more eggs.”

What greeted me was a pair of chopsticks and a shout,"Get lost!"”

Actually, I really don't like noodles. I'm just hungry. On the way to school, I bought two pancakes to bring to school.

When I entered the classroom, I remembered that I hadn't finished my math homework yet. I took the homework from the leader's "Little Cow" seat and prepared to copy it. However, I didn't know why, but with a pancake in my mouth, I accidentally broke the plastic ballpoint pen. At that time, I was thinking that the quality of this broken pen was really bad, so I changed to another pen and continued to copy my homework. However, who knew that not only did the pen break, but it also punctured the notebook. I suddenly understood that what the old monster said yesterday was true. My strength had increased. I didn't suffer in vain. It seems that I have to do it again today.

At this moment, Da Yong, my deskmate, appeared. He asked me if I was good and naturally picked up my uneaten pancake and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked like he wanted to beat me up.

Originally, I really wanted to beat him up because he caused a monster to live in my body, and I was even threatened by the monster. I suffered so much, but now I realized that things didn't seem so bad. Was this the opportunity mentioned in the story? The current me felt more and more like a pig's trotter. I decided to be magnanimous and let Da Yong, the main culprit, go…My rumbling stomach made me decide to trick him. Hence, I said to him warmly,"Are the pancakes delicious?"

He was still chewing on his pancake and said to me in a muffled voice,"Not bad!"

"What do you mean by not bad? I'll treat you to breakfast, you can do lunch, and the canteen will provide enough dumplings.”Seeing that he was eating so happily, I quickly struck while the iron was hot to force him to agree.

"Alright then!" It might seem forced, but Da Yong guessed that I wouldn't be able to eat much, so he didn't force me.

Today's morning class was really hard to bear. The main reason was that I was hungry. That damned Da Yong ate my pancake, which became my deepest resentment this morning. During the class, only a few girls fed me a few small biscuits and a candy. By noon, I felt like my entire body was going to lose its shape from hunger.

The dumplings in the school cafeteria were not delicious. Usually, no one would be willing to eat more than four taels. When I finished three pounds, Da Yong knelt down before me and said,"You don't have to be so cruel to yourself, right? Isn't it just a pancake?"

I want to say, is this just a f * cking pancake? He had tricked me into this state, so he had to pay a price. However, when he said it, it became: "At least you know what's good for you. Give me another two catties and I'll let you off!”

From then on, there was a legend of a five-pound dumpling in the school cafeteria.

In the afternoon, the female hooligan "Mosquito" from the class next door came to look for me. She said that she had an appointment with Ninth High School at the district stadium at 8 pm and asked me to stand by the side. The key was that their class's boobs would also be there, so I had to go. Moreover, he just felt that he had cultivated some martial arts. How could he miss such a good opportunity to show off?

As usual, when Little Cow lent me her homework to copy, she said to me,""I heard that many boys in my class are going to fight tonight. You're not allowed to go, do you hear me?”

"What? Oh!" Actually, I would definitely go, but when I faced the little cow, I was actually embarrassed to be a busybody and subconsciously dealt with her.

Little Cow's surname was Liu, and Little Cow was just a nickname. The most important part of this nickname was the first two words,"Little Cow". If one circled another key point in these two words, it would be the word "small", which meant that it was so small that it didn't have any meaning. Back then, I was young and had only big boobs in my eyes.

After dinner, I found an excuse to sneak out of the house. When I arrived at the appointed place, no one in our class was earlier than me except Da Yong. He was smoking with Old Ha and the others from the next class.

" Old Ha " was a country bumpkin, and a rich country bumpkin at that. Most importantly, he was a generous and rich country bumpkin. His family was a coal mine owner in the northwest. In that era, we didn't know what the word coal mine owner meant. We only knew that " Old Ha " could wear any good clothes and look like a laborer. What he was best at was looking at beautiful women and drooling. He was the one who asked me to fight today, even though I still don't know why.

"Donkey is here too. Come and have a cigarette first!””Old Ha welcomed him warmly and even lit a cigarette for him.

"Old Ha, what happened?" He took a puff of his cigarette. Since he had to wait for someone, he chatted with Old Ha first.

"F * ck! The other day, I slept with a girl…" Old Ha had too many vulgarities, which meant that he slept with a girl from Ninth High and was bullied. Today, he wanted to get back at her.

To put it another way, if someone from Ninth High came to our school to pick up girls, we would definitely teach them a lesson. However, if we went to Ninth High to pick up girls, then they should obediently hand over the girls for us to pick up. This was called revolutionary friendship and class standpoint.

Time slowly passed, and our people also arrived one after another. In general, there were quite a number of people who agreed to come in the afternoon, but not many people actually came.

Da Yong, that idiot, walked around me and smacked his lips."Senior expert? He didn't even bring any weapons. He was obviously unprofessional!”

"What is it? What do you mean by unprofessional?" Although I felt a little guilty, I still pretended to look at him with disdain.

In the end, this fellow took out a small axe from his back. It was brand new and shiny. It really blinded my dog eyes."Isn't it just a bunch of middle school students fighting? Do you think you can use an axe? Do you think you're acting in Shanghai Bund?"

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