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I was just about to educate him when someone shouted from behind,"Donkey! Da Yong!"

I turned around and saw Mozzie, Boobs, and Blackberry from my class.

Blackberry asked us excitedly,""Hey! What are you talking about?"

I grabbed Da Yong's axe and showed it to them." You're talking about Da Yong, right? He even brought an ax when he fought…"

Before I could finish speaking,"Big Boobs" excitedly took out a small, ancient-looking short sword from her backpack."Look, look, I brought it too…"

I turned to Mosquito in surprise. She suddenly took out a butterfly-shaped knife and waved it in front of my nose. She asked me,"I'm asking you, are you handsome? Was he handsome? Is he handsome…"

When my eyes drifted to Blackberry, she said,"I'm not as cruel as them. Do I still need to use knives and guns to deal with those cowards from Ninth High?”

I was just thinking that I had finally met someone who understood. Her two sleeves shook, and two strange weapons that looked like weights appeared in her hands. If I'm not wrong, this thing is called the "three-section whip". This thing would not only smash the head, but even if it smashed the body, it would also break the tendons and bones. The lethality was not small at all.

At this moment, Erhuo Yong spoke again,"Look, this is what professionalism is!" " He pointed at me and said," Look at you. You didn't bring anything with you. When we fight, you still need us to protect you."“

Not far away,"Old Ha" glanced at us. I felt that his face was a little green. It seemed that he knew the severity of the situation. We were just here to scare people.

"Come, I'll lend you one!" I had a three-section whip in my hand.”Blackberry looked at me and seemed a little worried.

Mosquito saw Old Ha coming over and patted his back.""Be steady later. I've found so many brothers to stand up for you. Don't worry, we'll definitely win.”

I looked at Old Ha's shiny forehead and thought to myself," Old Ha only hoped that they wouldn't fight. Otherwise, he would have to pay a lot of medical fees when you guys went on stage.

I looked at my watch and it was already 8:30, but I didn't see anyone from Ninth High. "To be honest, I think something's wrong. We don't fear the people from Ninth High School because Ninth High School is better than our school. Once the school is better, there will be fewer students who are bad at studying. Once there are fewer students who are bad at studying, there will be fewer people who can come out and fight. We are best at bullying people with more people.

No matter how cowardly the people from Ninth High were, they couldn't possibly not see a single one, right?

"Not good, those cowards from Ninth High School have found the joint defense team to arrest us!”The "rat" who was on sentry duty at the periphery ran back and reported,"Many people with joint defense armbands are coming!"”

Old Ha was so angry that he threw the cigarette butt on the ground."F * ck, this bunch of grandsons. We'll deal with them in the future. Everyone, leave first!”

Immediately, everyone scattered like birds and beasts. I wanted to take the opportunity to pull the "big boobs" and escape together, but the scene became chaotic. I didn't know where the defense team was, so everyone was running blindly. There was someone who pulled me and ran without care. If I accidentally caught them, it wouldn't be fun. He could only run away.

It was Mosquito who pulled me along. When we reached the bicycle park outside the stadium, she turned around and realized it was me. She quickly asked,"Where are the big boobs?"

What could I say? I could only say,"I don't know.”

"I was obviously pulling her, how did it become you?”

Actually, I also reached out to pull her, but my hand was pulled by you. However, I didn't dare to tell her that. I could only say,"It was so chaotic at that time. I didn't even have time to say anything. I just saw you pull me and run.”

"Alright, it's getting late. Go home early if you're safe. We're lucky we didn't get caught.”

"Call home and ask if anyone has been caught?”

"No problem. I'll contact you when I get home." I happily parted ways with Mosquito.

It was already past nine o'clock when I reached home. I immediately collapsed on the bed after the journey. Just as I was about to rest, the old monster suddenly asked me,"Kid, are you going to start cultivating?"

I jumped up and thought of the suffering I suffered last night. I quickly shouted,"Elder Shi, don't start yet. I don't want to improve anymore!”

The old monster only said two words,"Up to you!"”

I don't know why, but I feel that Elder Shi seems very unhappy. I suddenly have a bold idea in my heart. Could this old monster be one of my ancestors? Otherwise, I feel that my ancestor wouldn't have left a disaster for his descendants, right? "Elder Shi, you can't be my ancestor, right?"”

Suddenly, an ear-piercing laugh rang out."Hahaha…If I were your ancestor, I wouldn't even have the chance to give birth to you!”

I was a little angry.”

" Although I'm a demon, I'm too lazy to lie to a child like you. Your ancestor, Perfected Xu, has protected me for hundreds of years. By your generation, you don't even have the Spiritual Turtle Six Trigram Transformation, let alone the art of divination…"

Although I didn't know what deduction technique he was talking about, I guessed that the spiritual turtle was the turtle shell. Even if Da Yong hadn't broken it, I had almost sold it. It seemed that I had let down my ancestors. However, I hated this kind of preaching the most. Since I knew that he had no enmity with my ancestors, I didn't have to be afraid of him. It seemed that my ancestors were smart enough not to leave the scourge to me. It was probably to repay his kindness, but I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said loudly,"Sigh, let's not talk about the past. Times are changing. Since you're here to repay a favor, it's no longer popular to split bricks now. It's a money society now.”Just as I finished speaking, I once again felt an electric shock in the depths of my soul.

After waiting for a long time, I finally recovered. My mind was still buzzing. "Kid, I'll teach you another lesson so that you don't know the immensity of heaven and earth.”

I originally wanted to give him the middle finger, but considering the current situation, I made a mental gesture. After thinking about the matter again, I realized that he was hidden in the turtle shell by my ancestor. This old monster should have some powerful enemy. It seemed that Da Yong had destroyed the turtle shell, and then I had destroyed it for some reason. Now, our relationship should be that my ancestor had been kind to him. I destroyed his shelter, so it should be considered as a grudge against him. However, fortunately, I was the descendant of my ancestor. In this way, the grudge should be balanced, and we should not lose anything. Just as I was about to say something, the phone rang. I guessed that it was Mosquito, so I quickly picked up the phone.

I just said,"Hey!" Mosquito's anxious voice came from the other end."I'm looking for Xu Xie."

I hurriedly said,"I am. What's wrong with you?"”

When Mosquito heard that it was me, he quickly said,""Not good, the big boobs haven't reached home yet. My mom doesn't let me go out.”

When I learned that the "big boobs" hadn't arrived home yet, I suddenly had a bad thought. Although my parents wouldn't let me go out at this time, the trouble they created was not a problem for me. I would just sneak out without alerting them. At most, I would come back and get beaten up. Furthermore, this was a matter of big boobs. It was simply a matter of duty, so I immediately replied,"No problem. I'll go look for him in a while. You can also find someone to ask if the joint defense has caught anyone.”

"I've already asked Blackberry, and he said he didn't catch a single one tonight!”

I tilted my head and thought for a moment." That's strange. Where could she have gone?”

" Mosquito " said," Yeah, the road isn't far. I'm afraid I'll run into bad guys. Oh right, Old Ha has already gone to look for him. He asked you to call him if there's anything."”

I said,"I know. I'll go first. I'll call you when I get back."”

My parents were still watching TV in the living room. I deliberately lowered my voice when I called. They probably didn't hear me going out, but the door was in the living room. If I went out now, I would definitely be discovered. So I went to the kitchen to find some trash and pretended to throw it away. However, when I entered the kitchen, I realized that I was hungry. Seeing that there was still half a pot of leftovers, I couldn't help but eat the half pot of white rice. I was still f * cking hungry, but thinking that something might happen to my boobs, I quickly grabbed the trash bag and pretended to go downstairs to throw the trash. I deceived my parents and successfully left the house.

I rode my bicycle while stroking my stomach. I couldn't help but want to find something to eat, but most of the food stalls were closed. I didn't have that much money for the big restaurants that weren't closed. It wasn't easy for me to see a small shop selling bread, so I quickly bought a bag and wolfed it down. However, I was still f * cking hungry. He could only endure it and go to the stadium to look for "big boobs".

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