Big Beardy stared at Bunny suspiciously, then his eyes gradually turned dull.”Then, he really removed the dagger from Noodle's neck and pushed him out.
I didn't have time to see how the two of them attacked, but I charged straight at the guy on the left. That guy was also a little stunned. When he reacted, I was already close to him. He immediately used his large wooden ruler to block my way, but I didn't think to stop. I adjusted my posture and used my shoulder to hit his wooden ruler. I thought I could break his wooden ruler, but I didn't know what material his wooden ruler was made of. It was actually very hard. When my body touched the wooden ruler... I could feel a strange energy surging into my body, causing me to involuntarily stop. Fortunately, I had used a lot of strength to attack, and this guy was still sent flying by me. This strange energy seemed to be directly affecting my soul. Fortunately, my soul was stable, and I was able to disperse this strange energy in a breath. As expected, the Luban had some tricks up their sleeves. I actually accidentally fell into their trap. I wanted to take care of this guy who tricked me, but the weasel and duck had already taken care of everyone, including the one I was dealing with.
"Noodles" and Long Jingjing were already hugging each other and showing off their affection. Big Beard was still kneeling on the ground like an idiot. Bunny had already jumped to my side and looked like she was about to praise me. I patted her head and said,"My Bunny is really too handsome!"
Zhao Yao pointed at the people from Luban Gate and asked,"Boss, what should we do with them?"
I thought for a moment and said,"Break two legs each."”
Zhao Yao did not say anything and started to attack. To be precise, he kicked everyone's legs twice and they all wailed in pain.
At this moment, Long Jingjing and Noodles were almost done showering each other with dog food. She ran over to me and said,"Now I believe that you really brought a large group of people to save me. But you're done with your revenge, but I'm not done yet!”
I said matter-of-factly,"Don't worry, they're yours to deal with now."”
I originally thought that Long Jingjing was a cute girl next door, but when she took out a centipede-like bug that was about 20 centimeters long from her pocket and stuffed it into Big Beard's ear, I definitely wanted to take back my original image. Not only me, I saw Shi Linguo's eyebrows twitch and knew that this guy was definitely scared out of his wits. However, Long Jingjing hooked her finger at him. I didn't expect him to run over immediately. He hugged my arm tightly and said to Long Jingjing,"What can I do for you?"
Long Jingjing looked at him carefully and said,""I think Master looks a little familiar?"
"Oh, oh…I'm a friend of Master Little Xu. I often come to your shop to look for Master Little Xu.”He secretly pinched my arm." Master Xiao Xu, don't you think so? We met at the entrance of their shop last time.”
Seeing the sweat on his forehead, I reluctantly nodded and said,"Yes!"
This time, Long Jingjing took out an insect that looked like a hot pepper and stuffed it into the man's nose. She said to Shi Linguo,""Since you're Master Little Xu's friend, come to the restaurant for a meal when you're free. Don't worry, it'll definitely be our treat.”
The monk's forehead was instantly covered in a waterfall of sweat, but he agreed,""Okay, okay, I'll definitely go, I'll definitely go…"
The monk was actually still alright. Ma Ben Gang had already collapsed on the ground. He did not dare to watch, but he had no choice but to watch as Long Jingjing punished the people of Luban Gate. I quietly approached Noodle and mouthed to him,""Are you sure you like this woman?"
"Noodles" shyly said to me,"I just like it.”
I whispered to him,"You have to think carefully. This is a Gu Master. If you fall in love with someone else in the future, it will be too late to regret it."”
Noodles said to me passionately,""I won't regret it."
Fortunately, the car that Bunny called for arrived at this time. This time, Bunny got a van, so they could finally take everyone away.
Long Jingjing pointed at Ma Fei and the others and said to Shi Linguo,""Go and give each of them two slaps.”
"Alright!" The monk replied. He left Long Jingjing briskly and began to slap the group of people. It was strange that they woke up after two slaps.
Long Jingjing had already successfully stuffed a few maggot-like white worms into the last person's eye sockets. However, she ran to my back and slapped me again."Don't ruin our noodles."
"I didn't!"”
"Do you think I don't know what you said to Noodle behind my back just now?”
I mourned for Noodles for three minutes. I knew that this kid would never be able to escape from this woman's grasp.
"Noodles" and Long Jingjing got into the van. This time, Bunny insisted that I sit in her little car, so they also got into the van. Before Long Jingjing left, she shouted at Shi Linguo,"Go back and give them a bath with soda water.”
"Leave it to me, don't worry!" Shi Linguo also replied loudly.”
After a whole night, we decided to go to Noodle's restaurant for dinner and send the two of them home.
We hadn't finished eating when Ma Ben sent someone to bring the money over. However, he didn't dare to enter the door, so he asked the waiter to call me out to help them carry the money.
After Long Jingjing received the money, she gave me a small golden snake. She said that it was an insect repelling snake and asked me to keep it close to me and feed it some blood every day.
Although I wasn't afraid of these things, keeping a snake close to me was really disgusting. After I left the house, I threw the snake to Zhao Yao and asked him to keep it in the tea room. I thought that since it was an animal, it should like the Gathering Formation.
Life went on as usual. It was a new day. Old Ha came to me and asked,"What happened yesterday? I heard that Ma Ben was just hospitalized, so my dad asked me to go and take a look.”
I recalled for a moment and said to him,"It doesn't seem like anything. If Old Ma was sick, he was probably scared by Noodle's girlfriend.”
Old Ha became excited and quickly asked,"Who's Noodle's girlfriend? What was going on? Did I miss something?"
I told him everything that happened yesterday. He could not believe that the obedient little girl next door was really a Gu Master.
The strange thing today was that the " primary school student " had asked for leave. There were no more troublemakers when I was sleeping in class. I was sleeping soundly when I was suddenly woken up by something. When I saw that it was actually a piece of chalk, I immediately got out of bed and was furious. I casually threw it back. With a " bang ", the glass that the math teacher had placed on the podium was shattered by me.
The math teacher, who was glaring at me with a dignified expression, was instantly stunned. In fact, the students in the class were all stunned. I pretended to stretch and said,"Don't bother me if there's nothing else!" Then, he pretended to lie down and sleep. Actually, I was also a meter away from panic. I hadn't tempered my body recently, but I felt that my strength was still increasing. Just now, I actually used a piece of chalk to shatter a glass cup.
I thought things would calm down, but the math teacher actually left in a fit of anger. I knew that I was in big trouble this time. As expected, the class monitor called the form teacher over. After the form teacher saw the scene, he ordered someone to clean up the podium and ran over to wake me up from pretending to be asleep. He asked me to go directly to the office with him and instructed the math class representative to invite the math teacher back.
When we arrived at the office, she told me to stand by the wall. I took a chair over and sat down.
The homeroom teacher seemed to be angry." I told you to stand by the wall. Didn't you hear me?"”
"I heard you." I'm already like a dead pig who doesn't want to be scalded by water. I'm ready to fight head-on.
"I heard you. Why aren't you going?" She glared at me and roared.
"I heard it, but why should I listen to you?”I asked.
"Because I am your teacher. I am teaching you the rules.”Her voice became even lower.
I had calmed down now. I said,"Then teach me slowly. I'm listening."”
"Stand up!" She was already a little crazy.
I smiled and raised three fingers. I said to her word by word,"Why?" With every word I said, I withdrew a finger.
"Get your parents to come to school in the afternoon. Otherwise, don't come to class!”
I stood up and walked over to her desk. I punched a big hole in her solid wood table and left a small piece of wood. I crushed it between my fingers and blew it out. I asked,"Ask them to pay for your desk? There are glasses?"
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