My miserable life of cheating
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At this moment, the form teacher no longer had any anger, only fear in her eyes. I took out a 100 yuan note and placed it in front of her. I wanted to get closer to talk to her, but she unconsciously leaned back. I could only casually say to her,"I'm not in the mood for class because of you. If I'm in a good mood, I'll come to class in the afternoon. If you don't have enough money, you can ask me again. I'll go back and adjust my mood first.”With that, I left.

Of course, I didn't go to class in the afternoon. I spent the whole day playing games at the base.

The next day, I still went to class. The form teacher didn't come out to fart. I thought I was fine, but in the end, during math class, the math teacher put down his new teacup and unscrewed the lid. He was just about to refill some water with the thermos bottle under the podium when he looked up and saw me. He called out,"Xu Xie, what about your checkup? She didn't come up for a checkup and dared to sit there in class?”

To be honest, I was a little confused at the time, but after hearing him say this, I was also furious. I really walked to the podium and started talking to everyone."My name is Xu Xie, you all know me. My nickname is 'Donkey', why is it called' Donkey'? It's because my temper is like a stubborn donkey. I can't change my mind even if I have nine bulls. Today, I will tell everyone here. Whoever asks me to write an inspection, I will beat his horse. Whoever dares to punish me, I will beat his horse. The West Chu Overlord said that he was willing to cut himself into pieces and dare to pull the emperor down. Even if I don't want this graduation certificate, I won't be bullied by his grandmother even if I have to go to jail in the future!”After saying that, I smashed the math teacher's new teacup lid into the podium.

I didn't expect that the first person to applaud for me was the " primary school student." Following her applause, the whole class applauded. I didn't expect that I would return to my seat amidst the applause.

The "primary school student" whispered to me,"Donkey, you were really handsome just now."”

The math teacher stared blankly at the iron teacup lid embedded in the solid wood table for a while before announcing the start of the class with a livid face.

It rained for a few days in a row, so I lost the interest to go to the base. When I was bored at home, I suddenly had a whim and wanted to see what kind of ghost I accidentally caught at the construction site last time. However, I realized that one of the bottles that I used to seal my soul was missing. I was shocked. The bottle that was missing happened to be the one that sealed the Ninth Ghost Mother. I quickly asked my mom where the bottle went. My mom told me that a neighbor's child came to play a few days ago and accidentally broke it.

This is bad. This is a super powerful big ghost. She actually ran away again. The last time, the monk and I used all our strength to deal with her. What if she comes back to take revenge? According to the horror plot in the movie, this thing should be hiding somewhere in my house, secretly watching me. I quickly looked around the house, but I didn't find anything.

I had no mood to look at that unlucky ghost anymore. I left the house and searched the entire building, but there was still no trace of the Ninth Ghost Mother.

Then, I discovered something terrible. The big rat I raised died in the rat cage I set down. The worst thing was that its soul disappeared.

Just then, Uncle Chen, my neighbor downstairs, came out and asked me,"Did you set up this rat cage?”

"Yeah!" I nodded.

He said to me happily,"Whoa! Good heavens, I caught this big guy at noon today and scalded him to death for you. No need to thank me.”

F * ck, I really want to cry but have no tears. I guess this rat died with grievances. I originally wanted to let it hide in the rat cage to avoid danger, but in the end, it lost its life. It was even scalded to death. It might as well be eaten by a cat!

"What about the program you prepared?" "Primary school student" asked me.

I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be such a thing. I couldn't help but mutter,"Shouldn't the rebuttal of the teacher be revoked?”

"Unfortunately, I can tell you with certainty that there isn't.”The " primary school student " said.

I didn't feel good. It was as if bad luck had arrived. I went to the base after school and was originally prepared to study the performance. In the end, the duck said that there was something wrong with the little snake. When I entered the tea room, I realized that the little snake, which was originally only the size of a chopstick, seemed to have been blown into air. Now, it was already the size of a person.

The bigger problem was that the snake kept eating. When I saw it, Bunny was feeding it tea leaves. It seemed that this fellow was also eating happily.

Tutu was very happy to see me and asked for a hug again. I had no choice but to hug her. The snake began to look for food again. I saw the duck feeding it grass.

I studied it carefully. It didn't seem to be a snake. It was just a creature with the appearance of a snake. Moreover, its soul was an incomplete insect-type soul. I thought it was really tricky, so I took it to Long Jingjing.

When Long Jingjing saw the snake, she shouted,""How did you raise my Golden Snake Gu to this state? What did you feed it?"

I had to say,"It's not that I gave it anything to eat, it ate almost everything."”Then, I explained the specific situation, but I hid the matter of the Life Gathering Array.

Long Jingjing had no choice but to tell me that this Golden Snake Gu was already considered useless after growing so big. In fact, the Golden Snake Gu's body size shouldn't have grown in theory. It only relied on the owner's blood essence to slowly strengthen its soul. She said that she didn't know what kind of feed I fed it, but now it looked like a pig.

I returned to the base and continued to feed the grass. I looked at the huge snake and thought about what Long Jingjing had said just now. I felt that since its soul was too weak, I should supplement its soul. Anyway, I had a lot of insect souls, so I first put a cockroach soul into it. Now that there were two souls in this body, we began to fight. However, unlike what I had imagined, the original Gu worm soul did not devour the cockroach soul. On the contrary, because it was incomplete and was devoured by the cockroach's soul body, it was equivalent to my cockroach possessing the Golden Snake Gu. Moreover, this cockroach's soul body became even more condensed after devouring the Gu worm's soul body.

But I still didn't know what use this thing had. I thought that since it was useless, I wouldn't let it waste food here. I might as well throw it outside to fend for itself.

I was just about to stop and think about the performance when the phone rang. As soon as I answered it, I heard,"Donkey, help!”It was Old Ha's voice.

"What happened to you?" I asked curiously.

"Come and save me, I'm at the hospital!”"Old Ha" said to me while panting heavily.

"What happened? You should be clearer." I shouted impatiently.

"There's a monster chasing me, I can't explain it clearly.”It was as if the person on the phone had changed.

"Friend, we can't hold on much longer. Please help me inform Xixia Temple…"

The voice sounded familiar to me, so I immediately interrupted him and shouted,"Are you Shi Lin Guo?"

"Master Little Xu, is that you? This monster is similar to the Ninth Ghost Mother we encountered last time. It should be easy for you to capture it.”

"I was just about to tell you that there was an accident a few days ago.”

" Then why are you still talking nonsense? Come and save us. Aiyo…if you don't come…save us…" Shi Linguo seemed to be in a bad condition.

I quickly hung up the phone and asked Bunny to send me to the hospital. Fortunately, we weren't far from the hospital and it was only a ten minute drive.

But when I got there, I realized that something was wrong. The entire hospital seemed to be filled with ghost qi, and it seemed to be enveloped by a huge barrier.

Bunny took a look and said to me,"This is a Mist Formation, but the strange thing is that the core of the formation is there.”After saying that, he pointed at the unfinished construction site next to the hospital.

I looked around. Wasn't this the construction site where I met Big Beard and her father?

I immediately picked up Bunny's phone and called " Old Ha."" I'm already at the entrance of the hospital. Are you guys at the hospital or the construction site?"”

" Old Ha " roared," I'm definitely in the hospital, but this idiot monk took me somewhere in the hospital. In short, it was a place with many monsters. Come and save me!"

At this moment, Shi Linguo snatched the phone away."We're trapped in a maze. At first, we went to the morgue, but before we could enter, we were trapped inside. If you want to save us, break the formation first."

"Alright, I understand. You guys hold on a little longer.”I hung up.

"You know array formations?" I asked Bunny.

Bunny shook her head and said," I don't really understand, but my eye technique can see through some low-level array formations. I can't see through the array formation you set up, Boss."”

In other words, this array formation isn't very advanced. Moreover, Bunny has already seen through the crux of the matter and it's at that construction site. In that case, it's definitely not wrong for us to go there first to investigate.

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