My miserable life of cheating
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"Cockfighting?" I looked at her in confusion. She looked at me expectantly, but I still told her honestly,"I won't!"

"How is that possible? You definitely will!" The " primary school student " stared into my eyes.

I patted her head and said,"Big sister, do you think I'm omnipotent?"”

But he dragged me along and said,"I don't care. Anyway, you have to help me go to the cockfight. First, accompany me to buy a cockfight.”

"Why do you want to fight cocks?"”

"Because I wanted something. No matter how much money I offered, he refused to sell it, but that person insisted on using it as a bet. He wanted to bet with me on cockfighting.”

"What exactly is it that made you so bothered?”I asked.

"You don't have to worry about that. Just help me deal with the cockfighting.”The " primary school student " didn't want to tell me.

"Then I have no choice." I shrugged.

"Why are you like this? If you don't help me, I'll go to your house and tell your mother that you want to date me.”She suddenly had a sudden change of heart.

I almost hurt my waist. This is slander! You…"

"Why would a man talk so much nonsense? Just tell me if you want to help or not.”

"Is this the attitude of asking for help?”I said angrily.

She immediately blinked her big eyes and said to me in a strange voice,"Oh, I'm sorry. Please, help me.”

I knew that a " primary school student " could really do anything. To be honest, my mother had just let down her guard against me because of my good grades recently. If a " primary school student " made a scene out of nowhere, I reckoned that my life would definitely not be good. Moreover, I was indeed very curious about cockfighting, so I agreed to her half-heartedly.

After school, I went to the base again. However, when I found out that Tutu was still recovering, I was a little depressed and went home sullenly. When I got home, my mother gave me a letter. It was from Jiang Xiaoxue. I opened it and saw that it was nothing serious. It was just some ordinary greetings. Anyway, I didn't have anything to do, so I wrote her a letter.

Also, I had promised a " primary school student " to help her settle the cockfighting. I didn't know anything about proper cockfighting, but ever since I turned Blind into a zombie, I was very curious about the combat power of zombies. However, Blind was still a human after all. He still had to live. I couldn't possibly drag him into my research, right? So I want to take this opportunity to get a zombie chicken and compare it with a fighting chicken to see how strong it is.

There was a poultry market about three stops away from my house. After dinner, I rode my bicycle over. By this time, most of the stalls had closed, but some small stalls were still busy.

I found a stall that was killing chickens. When I saw that a rooster had just been killed, I immediately went forward to collect its soul. Just as I put the soul into the small bottle, I saw the soul of a short fatty run in front of me. He looked around and muttered to himself,"Eh? Why did another one disappear?" Then, he quickly ran to another chicken soul that had just been killed. With a hook, he put the chicken soul into his pocket.

I found it very strange and secretly asked Elder Shi,"What is this?"

"Don't let him find out. This is the land, and it's sending out messengers of death.”

F * ck, there was such a thing? "How could this happen?" I asked Elder Shi. What will happen if I'm discovered?"

Elder Shi told me,"You are a soul thief. It is a serious crime. If you are caught, you will be sent to the underworld for trial."”

I was shocked and quickly asked,"I was committing a crime all this time. Why didn't you tell me before?"”

"You didn't ask me before. Moreover, this is also the most basic common sense. Haven't you heard of the underworld?”Elder Shi answered confidently.

I really wanted to cry but had no tears. How would I know that there was a netherworld? However, it seemed that all the demons and ghosts had appeared. It seemed normal to have some ox-headed and horse-faced people. I quickly asked Elder Shi for some so-called "basic knowledge".

" Now I know that after a normal death, the soul will automatically go to the netherworld to be reincarnated. Only ghosts with grievances or unfulfilled wishes will stay in the human world. However, N City is very special. It is the demon capital of ancient times. There was a very tragic war that even broke the rules of the Heavenly Dao, just like a normal software program. N City is a BUG in the program, so there are many ghosts that inexplicably drift in the human world. For example, Wang Pin is in this situation. The automatic system is broken." For example, it was not easy to find out the origin of the manual recycling of the land just now. In order to avoid trouble, they often ignored it.

What Elder Shi meant was that it wouldn't be easy to find out that I was stealing souls in N City. As long as I didn't do it in front of the messenger of death, it would be fine. However, I had to be careful in other places. It would be easy to find out.

I originally wanted to buy a dead chicken, but I found that there were many dead chickens in the garbage dump of the market, so I picked up a relatively large rooster. A kind-hearted little boss advised me,"Young man, this is a chicken that died of plague. You can't eat it.”

I smiled at him and said,"I'm going back to make a chicken specimen. Don't worry."”

Of course, I didn't dare to bring the dead chicken home. I was afraid that my mother wouldn't let me in, so I had to bring the dead chicken to the base.

I first communicated with the spirit of the chicken that I had just taken in. It seemed to understand that I didn't kill it. I promised to help it find a body to resurrect as a zombie chicken and asked if it was willing. Of course, I also told it that if it was unwilling, I could let it go. No matter what, there was a chance to resurrect it. Of course, it was willing. After that, I sealed its soul into the body of this rooster that had died of a plague.

After a while, it started moving again. However, I realized that I forgot to prepare some blood. I had to ask Zhao Yao to get some blood back.

Zhao Yao bought two live chickens and I asked him to kill one first and feed it to the zombie chicken. I asked him to feed the other one tomorrow.

Even after drinking blood, the zombie chicken still felt sickly, which made me very suspicious of its combat strength. Perhaps it was because it was an animal, but it conveyed a more intuitive feeling to me. It didn't like living creatures and seemed to prefer to go to the room downstairs where the Ninth Ghost Mother stayed.

So I led the zombie chicken to the Yin Gathering Formation. Sure enough, when we reached the Yin Gathering Formation, the zombie chicken suddenly seemed to have vitality and was no longer as sickly as before. Mother Jiu was also surprised to see the zombie chicken and asked me if I could help her find a body.

F * ck, it's easy to find a body for a chicken, but where can I find a human body to match her? Of course, I didn't say that it was impossible. I could only tell her to let fate take its course.

The " primary school student " was an impatient person. She called me early in the morning on Sunday to ask me to accompany her to buy chicken. Of course, I told her that the chicken was ready. She naturally insisted on taking a look, so I had to agree with her that I would wait for her at the school gate with the chicken.

When I brought the zombie chicken to the school gate, the " primary school student " had already gotten a jeep and was waiting for me. She pulled me into the jeep and looked at the zombie chicken in my hand in confusion."Is your chicken okay? Can you fight?”

I could only say to her in a very uncertain tone," I think…maybe…should…maybe…okay…"

"Can you be more reliable? This matter is very important to me." Then, she said to the driver in front,"Uncle Jiang, let's go to the chicken farm first.”

After saying "okay", the car started.

"Didn't I tell you?" I explained to her. I don't know much about cockfighting. How would I know if you ask me now?”

The " primary school student " reached out and touched the zombie chicken twice. The zombie chicken didn't have any reaction. She shouted,"Why is your chicken so listless? You look like a sick chicken."

I thought to myself that you were right. This is a plague chicken, but I couldn't tell her directly. I could only say,"It's fine. This chicken is just like this.”

"F * ck, why did you choose this chicken?”She stared at me and complained.

I thought for a moment and replied,"This chicken is obedient."”

Her hand directly strangled my neck and said,"I asked you to help me pick a fighting rooster, and you directly helped me pick an obedient one. Do you think you're picking an obedient baby? I want a chicken that can fight!"

I angrily threw the zombie chicken down and pressed her hands back, but she didn't give up and kicked me up. I could only shout,"Can't we talk properly?"

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