My miserable life of cheating
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Zhao Yao was teaching Shuigen how to play pool. I pulled him back and asked,"Is Bunny still not recovered?"

Zhao Yao scratched his head and said,"She looks pretty good to me.”Then, he said doubtfully,"I don't think she has any internal injuries. I feel that she's so powerful that she's about to transcend the tribulation this time."”

"Are you sure?" I asked again.”

"How can I be sure? Sister Solitary's cultivation is higher than mine, so it's already good enough that I can roughly see it.”The weasel Zhao Yao said to me unhappily.

"Then why do I feel that she's a little strange this time?”I asked.

"I have the same feeling. I don't know why."”

At this moment, Shuigen interrupted,""It's probably because he's about to transcend his tribulation?”

"Tribulation?" Zhao Yao and I asked in unison.

Shuigen was frightened by our stare and asked,"Aren't you afraid of transcending the tribulation?"

I looked at Zhao Yao and asked,"Are you demons afraid of the tribulation?"”

"Don't be afraid. You must know that every time we transcend a Heavenly Tribulation, we will grow stronger by a few times. One day, I will become a big ancient demon!”Zhao Yao replied passionately.

"But if you can't overcome the heavenly tribulation, your soul will be destroyed. Anyway, I don't want to transcend the tribulation. I think it's quite good like this.”Duck Shuigen expressed his thoughts.

"Your mentality is wrong. Our cultivation is to fight with the heavens and the earth. Heavenly tribulation is a test for us by the heavens. How can we be afraid of heavenly tribulation?”Zhao Yao immediately corrected Mizugen.

So the heavenly tribulation is equivalent to the test for us students. After these demons cultivate for a long time, they have to choose a batch to advance to school. "Then what is the success rate of your tribulation?”I asked again.

Zhao Yao recalled and said," I heard from Grandpa Tree that in ancient times, before the spiritual roots were severed, only one in ten survived the first heavenly tribulation. After the second heavenly tribulation, only one in a hundred survived. It might be even lower now.”

After he finished, I slapped his head. He shouted,"What are you doing?"

"Are you out of your mind? The chances of surviving a heavenly tribulation are even lower than a 10% chance of survival. You're still in a hurry to go. This is the destruction of your soul.”I said.

"But this is a test of the Heavenly Dao. Otherwise, we will always be small demons that have transformed.”

I pulled up the duck's water root and said," Don't listen to him. His brain is damaged. It's good for us to be idle like this. I'll go and tell Bunny immediately that we won't be taking the exam.”

The duck said to me," Boss, I'm fine as long as I don't cultivate. But Sister Solitary seems to have reached the peak. I'm afraid she can't retreat, right?"”

"Ah! There was such a thing? Can't I not take the exam?" I asked in surprise.

"Yes, I can't retreat anymore.”Bunny suddenly appeared.

We were all stunned and didn't know what to say. I asked,"Is there no way to lower my cultivation?”

They all shook their heads."Can I get injured?"

Zhao Yao said,"Injuries can't lower one's cultivation level. If one isn't at their peak state, it will be harder for them to survive the Heavenly Tribulation."”

"How much longer?" I asked Bunny.

"Probably not more than three days." Bunny told me, but she hugged my hand and said,"I want to find someone to fall in love with in my life.”

I looked at Tutu and flung her hand away. I grabbed the phone and dialed the number of the " primary school student ""Zhao Yunqian, I don't care what method you use, but help me and Old Ban apply for three days of leave starting tomorrow!”

"Donkey, you damned donkey, you…"

I couldn't be bothered to listen to her nonsense, so I hung up the phone and said to Tutu,""Alright, I'll be yours for the next three days!”

Bunny cheered and jumped into my arms, but at this moment, the phone rang again. I picked it up." Donkey…" It was indeed a " primary school student ". I decisively hung up.

The ringtone rang again, and I hung up this time. After repeating it three times, it finally stopped.

"Let's not go to the movies today. Let's go to the rooftop first, okay?"”

"As you wish, these three days are all your time.”As I said this, I couldn't feel happy no matter how happy I looked at Tutu. Although I've only known Rabbit for a short time, and she's also a monster, I don't know why, but if we say that some people grow old like new, and some people become old like old, then Rabbit belongs to the category of people who become old like me. I asked Elder Shi for help, but he couldn't do anything either. Unless he didn't cultivate like a duck, but as the mainstream of the demon race, he didn't approve of ducks.

That night, I accompanied Bunny in this city. We sat on the rooftop alone until very, very late…

The next day, I went to look for Tutu very early. I just didn't expect that she was even earlier than me. She was already done with her makeup and waiting for me. She even prepared breakfast. Today's plan was to accompany her to the amusement park. The amusement park she wanted to go to wasn't in N City, but in the neighboring city. She insisted on letting me drive, while she sat in the passenger seat and harassed me in all kinds of ways.

In the amusement park, since it wasn't a rest day, there were very few people playing. Bunny and I played all the things that could be played, but her favorite was the Ferris wheel. We took a full six rides.

At night, she was dragged by Bunny to eat western food, listening to music, drinking red wine, and eating steak. When we returned to N City, it was already midnight. These two days, I lost myself unknowingly. I used to be very sure that I liked boobs. However, I was a little uncertain after accompanying Bunny and pretending to be in a relationship for two days. However, I set a ridiculous goal for myself. I had to insist on liking " big boobs " and not like the new and dislike the old.

On the third day, Tutu dragged me to the mall. She bought a lot of clothes for me and told me that she had an appointment to take a wedding photo in the afternoon, so she wanted to dress me up to be handsome. I was very surprised, but I couldn't bear to reject her.

However, the plan could not keep up with the changes. Just as she was picking out leather shoes for me, her expression suddenly changed. I quickly asked her,"Is that coming soon?"

She nodded and said sadly to me,"Time is running out, quickly take me away.”

There was no time for nonsense. I pulled her into the car. In the car, she said to me,"I really want to take another wedding photo with you!”

At that moment, my heart was filled with sorrow. I quickly chased out of the city and arrived at an uninhabited wilderness. I saw Bunny find an empty space and sit cross-legged.

Actually, I've already asked Elder Stone how I can help Bunny transcend the heavenly tribulation. Elder Stone told me that as long as I stand on top of her and help her withstand the tribulation lightning, the lightning will be much weaker when it passes through me and falls on her body. But he couldn't guarantee that I would survive. Under the heavenly tribulation, they were all reduced to ashes.

The tribulation clouds in the sky had gradually formed above her head. I lowered my head just in time to see the new pants she had bought for me. In that instant, my impulse took over. I didn't care and pounced forward. Before Bunny could be surprised, the tribulation lightning had already descended in an instant. The thick lightning immediately struck me.

F * ck, the feeling of being struck by the tribulation lightning was actually the same as when Elder Shi tempered my physical body and soul. It was just that these two feelings were superimposed at the same time. Moreover, compared to the tribulation lightning, Elder Shi was really much gentler. Even so, I almost couldn't take it anymore. However, the lightning that passed through my body and landed on Bunny's body was indeed much smaller. Elder Stone wasn't lying to me on this point.

Before I could question why Elder Shi's tribulation lightning was so similar to his tempering, another even thicker tribulation lightning struck my body once again. The immense pain no longer allowed me to think. At that moment, I only had one belief: Get through it.

When my mind went blank, I thought that it was finally over. However, another bolt of lightning that was at least twice as large as the previous bolt of lightning came. This time, when it landed, I really felt that my entire soul body had been split apart. I had even completely lost my physical senses.

When I regained consciousness, I found myself lying in the tea room of the base. Bunny was lying on my chest, crying. I said with some difficulty,"It seems that I'm still alive."”

Bunny was instantly overjoyed." You're awake?”

The weasel Zhao Yao came over and pinched the muscles on my arm and said,"It seems like you're fine now. Boss, the formation you set up is really awesome. It's only been a day and a night, and your injuries are almost healed.”

"Ah!" I shouted," I didn't go back last night. My mom is going crazy!”

Zhao Yao quickly pushed me back and said,"Boss, don't worry. We've already dealt with your mother last night.”

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