"Didn't I tell you to shit? Why didn't you listen?”
The meme was angry.
After saying that, he swung his fist and hammered Jia Zhangshi.
His strength wasn't small, plus Jia Zhang-shi's leg injury hadn't fully recovered, so he was directly hit by the stick and took a few steps back, and then sat on the ground.
Her butt was in so much pain that she cried out again.
The stick was not going to give up. He had waited so hard for so long, but in the end, it was still not the stinky tofu he liked to eat. How could he be satisfied if he did not hammer Jia Zhangshi a few more times?
He immediately rushed up and started to hammer Jia Zhang-shi again.
"I told you to put sh * t, but you didn't!"
The stick cursed as he hammered.
Only when Qin Huairu rushed over and grabbed his hand did Jia Zhangshi stop being hammered.
However, she did not have the heart to blame her grandson.
After all, this was the only one in the Jia family who could carry on the family line in the future.
Before the hammer hit Jia Zhangshi, the stick simply rolled on the ground again.
"I want to eat stinky tofu, I want to eat stinky tofu like Yang Tian's!”
This caused Jia Zhang-shi's old face to turn ashen.
After being punched several times by the stick, there were a few more bruises on her face.
However, that was not what made her unhappy. She was unhappy because the stinky tofu that she fried like Yang Tian was not as good as his.?
Could it be that it was really like what the stick said, that there was no feces in it?
Why don't I try putting shit in it myself?
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Just as Jia Zhangshi was wondering if she should put poop in the tofu, Yang Tian returned with the turtle and many gifts.?
These gifts were naturally from his fishing friends.
They felt that they would not feel good if they only gave him money and tickets, so they forced some things on Yang Tian.?
For example, candies and whatnot. Anyway, there were quite a lot of them.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the fishing mission. You have received one immortal pill, one small character talisman, 3 catties of melon seeds, and 5 bottles of soda!”
Mission accomplished.
The system reward was in place.
Laoshan Soda, three catties of melon seeds, and some Immortal Pills and little human talismans. Yang Tian received them all and would study them in the future.?
He returned to the courtyard.
Someone immediately greeted him.
"Yang Tian, did you catch such a big turtle?”
Upon entering and seeing Yang Tian carrying so many things, someone could not help but exclaim in surprise.?
"It's alright." Yang Tian said humbly.?
"Then go fishing. Where did you get these other things?”the man asked again.
"I taught my fishing friends how to fish. They gave it to me.”Yang Tian smiled.?
There was no need for him to be humble and lie at this time, because those people fishing would definitely know their courtyard. Even if Yan Bugui didn't say it, the news that he was very good at fishing would quickly spread throughout the courtyard.
"No way. Your fishing skills are so good that you can even teach people to fish!”
This person was shocked again.
If fishing could get people to send so many things, it must be very impressive.
He didn't know that turtles were very difficult to catch. If he knew, he would definitely be even more surprised.
"Barely!" Yang Tian smiled again.?
"Yang Tian, don't be humble. You must be very powerful!”The man couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
How could he not be impressed that he could get so many things by fishing?
One had to know that Yan Bugui, who loved fishing the most in the entire courtyard, would usually only catch a few small fish. He had never brought back so many things.
As soon as he left, he told everyone that Yang Tian was good at fishing.?
Word spread, and soon, almost everyone in the courtyard knew about it.
"Yang Tian's fishing skills are so good that he managed to catch a big turtle? Someone else even gave you a lot of things?"
Yi Zhonghai could not help but be surprised.
He knew that soft-shelled turtles were very difficult to catch, even though he did not like fishing.
"No way. Yang Tian went fishing and caught a big turtle, and he even got a bunch of gifts?”
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong was also surprised.
Yang Tian's face darkened when he thought about the gifts he received when he went to play Chinese chess.?
As for He Yuzhu, he felt sour in his heart. He could only get some leftover food from the canteen every day.
On the other hand, Yang Tian was given a gift and he even managed to catch a big turtle.
If that turtle was stewed, it would be a great delicacy!
However, Yang Tian was definitely not skilled enough to make turtle soup!
He Yuzhu smiled when he thought of his only advantage.
So what if I give you something good?
You're not a clever woman, so you can't make delicious food!
……
While the crowd was shocked and envious, the Jia family's stinky tofu was made again.
This time, Jia Zhangshi had put in Yang Tian's unique " formula "--shit!
Therefore, the moment it was made, the stench immediately spread throughout the entire courtyard.
Like a rotten egg, it made everyone's noses twitch.
"What is this smell?"
"Who made stinky tofu again?”
"It seems to have come from the Jia family?”
"The Jia family is so amazing. They can actually make stinky tofu!”
"But why do I feel that this smell is much stronger than Yang Tian's? I feel dizzy when I smell it!”
"I didn't feel anything when I smelled Yang Tian's stinky tofu, but why do I feel like I've stepped into a latrine when I smell the Jia family's smell?”
Everyone who was discussing came out to see what was going on.
Meanwhile, in the Jia family's residence, Jia Zhangshi, the stick terrier, and Jia Dongxu were enjoying the stinky tofu that they had just made.
"Grandma, our stinky tofu is much better than Yang Tian's. Even Yang Tian's is not as stinky!”The stick meme said with a smile.
He laughed as he ate the stinky tofu.
"Of course, I made it myself. How could it not be better than Yang Tian?”Jia Zhangshi beamed with joy.
As she disliked Qin Huairu for not doing a good job, she had personally taken action just now.
He personally put the shit in!
"Not bad, this taste is not bad." Jia Dongxu also praised.
In their family, Qin Huairu, Little Dang, and Little Flower Tree did not eat.
Qin Huairu didn't eat it because she saw Jia Zhangshi put feces in it with her own eyes.
She wanted to vomit when she smelled it, so how could she dare to eat it?
Could it be?
Did Yang Tian put shit in it when he made it?
Seeing the three of them eating so savory, she just wanted to vomit.
"Jia Zhang-shi, your house is so smelly. Could it be that you made stinky tofu?”
Outside, someone who had come to see what was going on asked.
"Yeah, we just made stinky tofu. Do you want to try it?”
Jia Zhangshi said proudly.
She was usually stingy, but this was the time to show off. How could she be stingy?
The stick guy even carried a small bowl out and said proudly to the people outside,
"Everyone, try it. This is my grandmother's stinky tofu. It's much more stinky than Yang Tian's!”
"Awesome, why is your stinky tofu so stinky?”Someone couldn't help but ask.
At this moment, the people outside were all covering their noses.
"That's because my grandmother's cooking is good!”The stick meme said proudly again.
As she spoke, she picked up a piece from the bowl and put it into her mouth. As she ate, she exclaimed," Delicious, delicious!”
Seeing him like this, someone couldn't help but reach in and pick up a piece.
Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, a voice suddenly sounded from the side." Stick, is your family eating sh * t?”
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