"Awesome, is your family eating shit?”
It was Yang Tian.
Seeing that there was a group of people gathered outside, and that the courtyard was smelly, he came out to take a look.
The moment he came out.
I saw the stick like this.
How could he not know what was going on!!
"Yang Tian, you put shit in your stinky tofu, so why can't the Jia family put shit in it? Besides, my grandmother's cooking is better than yours, so the stinky tofu she makes is much more stinky than yours!”
The stick meme said with a smug expression.
"He actually put sh * t in it!"
Yang Tian was shocked.
Guesses were guesses, but he didn't expect the Jia family to actually do such a thing!
"Did you guys really shit?"
The person who picked up the stinky tofu was shocked.
"Yeah, how can there be such a smell without poop?”The stick guy looked at that person with an idiotic expression.
Oh my god!
Really sh * t!
That person didn't dare to eat it anymore. He directly threw the " smelly " tofu on the ground.
Fortunately, Yang Tian spoke up in time, or else he would have eaten shit.?
After throwing it away, he quickly rubbed his hands on the ground because he was clearly holding on to shit!
The others were so scared that they retreated.
"Why are you doing this? Didn't you eat Yang Tian's Stinky Tofu with poop in it?”
The meme had a look of disdain.
"That's right. You eat Yang Tian's shit, but you eat our Jia family's shit, right?”
Jia Zhangshi also stuck her head out and said disdainfully.
"They don't know how to enjoy themselves. Our Stinky Tofu is even more stinky than Yang Tian's, and it's even more delicious!”
Jia Dongxu added.
Hearing their words, everyone could not help but feel a chill.
"Yang Tian, is your tofu really full of shit?”Someone quickly asked Yang Tian.?
Some people could not help but feel nauseous.
If it was really sh * t, they would have vomited for three days and three nights.
Yang Tian smiled." Why would my stinky tofu have feces? It stinks because the tofu is fermented and produces the taste of yogurt. That's why it stinks.?”
"Because of this, my stinky tofu tastes completely different from the Jia family's.”
"So that's how it is!"
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief.
"What are you talking about? Poop is poop. How can there be such a smell without poop?”
Jia Zhangshi sneered.
She didn't believe in the word 'lactic-acid bacillus'. She only believed in her sense of taste.
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of stinky tofu and put it into his mouth.
When they thought about how her family's stinky tofu really had feces in it and how they ate it with such relish, everyone couldn't help but feel nauseous.
Some people really couldn't hold it in and actually vomited on the spot.
"Go, hurry up and go!"
The group of people hurriedly covered their noses and walked away.
The Jia family's three people ate feces so tastefully.
How could they stay here?
They left.
Naturally, he spread the news of the Jia family putting feces in tofu.
Very quickly.
The entire courtyard knew that the Jia family's stinky tofu was filled with feces.
Hearing this, some people who were eating immediately vomited.
Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian naturally wanted to take revenge as well. They mocked him,""I'm going to tell my classmates that you ate sh * t!!”
"You're the one who eats sh * t. Your whole family eats sh * t!!”
The meme cried.
In the house, Jia Dongxu saw that the stinky tofu in his hand was no longer fragrant. He threw it on the ground and felt nauseous.
"Damn Yang Tian, this bastard tricked us!!”
Jia Zhang-shi's face turned green with anger, and her mouth tasted like shit."Damn Yang Tian, he tricked us into eating sh * t. I'm going to get even with him!!”
……
At an old man's house.
Yi Zhonghai was eating a stinky tofu made by an auntie.
He felt that the taste was a little strange, but he still ate it with relish.
"I didn't expect that the Jia family's stinky tofu would actually have feces in it!”
"Jia Zhangshi, the stick, and Jia Dongxu are also talents. They actually enjoyed eating stinky tofu with feces in it!”
As he was eating, he suddenly heard such discussions coming from outside.
He could not help but go out and ask.
The two people who were discussing immediately told him about the feces in the Jia Family's Stinky Tofu.
Could it be that his wife's stinky tofu was also filled with feces?
Thinking of the strange taste of the stinky tofu he had just eaten, he immediately rushed in and asked a middle-aged woman,
"Honey, did you put sh * t in our stinky tofu?”
A middle-aged woman glanced at him and said," I couldn't make that smell, so I put a little shit in!”
Yi Zhonghai was dumbfounded when he heard what the auntie said.
He did not expect that he would actually eat shit into his stomach one day!
Feeling disgusted, his stomach immediately churned. Then, he directly spat out the stinky tofu he had eaten.
He thought of something and immediately rushed to the Deaf Old Lady's house.
After he finished cooking, he immediately sent a portion of stinky tofu to the Deaf Old Lady's house.
This was to show his respect for the deaf old lady.
At that time, he even said in front of the Deaf Old Lady that he had not even tasted it before sending it over.
The Deaf Old Lady immediately beamed with joy, praising him for being so loving and loving.
It was a little hot at that time, so the deaf old lady did not eat it immediately.
As for him, he went home first.
He naturally prayed that the deaf old lady did not eat it.
Otherwise, if she knew that his stinky tofu had pooped, how could she give him a good look in the future?
How could he get the deaf old lady's house?
However, when he arrived at the Deaf Old Lady's house, he found that the stinky tofu in the bowl had already been eaten by the Deaf Old Lady.
He couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine.
His stomach churned again. Fortunately, he managed to hold it in and did not spit it out in front of the Deaf Old Lady.
The Deaf Old Lady thought that he had come to take the bowl back, so she didn't mind.
Instead, he smiled.
"Although your stinky tofu tastes strange, it's not bad. It reminds me of when I was young.”
"Old Madam, I'll take the bowl back first.”
Yi Zhonghai took the bowl and quickly left. He was afraid that the Deaf Old Lady would notice something.
……
At Xu Damao's house.
Xu Damao had also heard about the Jia family putting feces in the stinky tofu.
Hearing such a thing naturally made him feel disgusted.
He was glad that Lou Xiao'e didn't make stinky tofu.
If Lou Xiao'e had made stinky tofu, she might have put feces in the tofu like the Jia family.
Otherwise, it would be very difficult to create that unique stench.
……
After everyone left, Yang Tian went home.?
As soon as he entered the house, the system's voice suddenly sounded,
'Ding…New quest unlocked!'
"Make a meal of crayfish!"
" Mission Reward: Bad Luck Talisman, a pack of White Rabbit Creamy Candies, three catties of pork, ten catties of rice.”
Yang Tian's face lit up when he heard about the mission.?
Just as she was about to take out the lobsters from the bucket, she heard hurried footsteps coming from outside.
Then, a scolding voice sounded.
"Yang Tian, you bastard! You're a money-grubber! How dare you trick the Jia family into eating sh * t!”
"Why is your heart so black!"
"Why didn't the heavens accept you!"
"You lied to our Jia family and ate shit. You have to compensate us. Compensate us with 100 yuan!”
Jia Zhangshi must have realized something was wrong and got angry, so she rushed over to find trouble with Yang Tian.
Yang Tian did not know that Jia Zhangshi had gone to ask Lou Xiao'e about it, and when she realized that the stinky tofu was not feces, she vomited on the spot.?
He vomited all over Xu Damao's house.
Xu Damao was dumbfounded.
Then, she did not care anymore and ran to Yang Tian to scold him.?
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