"Why is it so cold?"
"The heater isn't on, is it?"
"Damn, do they think we're frozen food?”
"Fortunately, I wore a down jacket. Otherwise, I would have caught a cold!”
……
In the theater, when the audience sat down, they were all frozen to the point of stomping their feet.
It was minus ten degrees outside, and there was no heating or air conditioning in the house. One could imagine how cold it was.
Not to mention that the sky was about to turn dark. At night, the temperature would be even lower!
If it snowed again, it would be even more impossible to survive!
"I'm sorry, everyone. The heater in the theater is broken. We're urgently adjusting the air conditioner.”
At this moment, the manager rushed over and explained.
In the end, just before the opening, the theater finally got three floor-to-ceiling air conditioning units and distributed them around the stage.
However, after the air-conditioning was turned on, the audience realized that something was wrong.
"What about the stage? Why don't you get an air-conditioner?"
Someone pointed at the stage and asked loudly.
"Yeah, the theater is so big. The air-conditioning below the stage can't even reach the stage!”
"Is it too cold on stage?"
"I'm in the front row, so I do feel a little cold!”
……
At once, everyone expressed their opinions.
The manager looked helpless at the problem pointed out by everyone. He explained,"It took us a lot of effort to find these three air-conditioning units.”
Nowadays, everyone used central heating. Even if there was an air conditioner, it was mostly used for cooling in the summer.
There was not much heating and air conditioning.
In addition, the theater did not have any plans in advance. They only hoped that the heating could be repaired as soon as possible.
He could only suffer for the actors first.
Faced with the manager's explanation, the audience didn't know what to say. At this time, it was 7:30 pm, and the performance officially began.
"Thank you for coming. Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'The Big Bodyguard', performed by Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong.”
As the host chanted and left the stage, Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong came onstage ~
Following that, the crosstalk continued one after another. In the midst of laughter, the audience gradually forgot about the cold.
Meanwhile, the actors on the stage were putting in all their effort.
Without realizing it, it was already ten past ten at night.
"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'Yellow Crane Tower', performed by Xie Yicheng and Zhang Jiuling.”
As the host announced the curtain, the already lively atmosphere in the theater instantly reached a climax.
"Good!"
"Grand Master!"
"Yellow Crane Tower? Does Grand Master want to show off his singing skills?"
"Give me one!"
"You've finally come!"
……
For a moment, the huge theater was filled with cheers and applause.
At this moment, Xie Yicheng and Zhang Jiuling walked out from the backstage and onto the stage.
Some of the audience members who liked the character presented the gifts they had prepared.
"Answer it ~"
Xie Yicheng smiled as he gestured to Zhang Jiuling. He then calmly tidied up the table.
"This is for Grand Master!"
However, in the next second, a delicate voice was heard.
Xie Yicheng looked over and saw a girl waving at him with a hot water bottle.
Seeing this, Xie Yicheng immediately beamed with joy."Yo, what a doting girl!"
As he spoke, he happily took the hot water bag and inserted his hands into it.
For a moment, Xie Yicheng felt that his hands had been saved, and a warmth spread through his entire body.
"Thank you!"
Xie Yicheng cupped his hot water bag and thanked the audience.
This scene made Zhang Jiuling extremely envious.
But envy was envy, but he still had to continue with his crosstalk.
Zhang Jiuling returned to the microphone and adjusted the height while saying,""The facilities in this theater are quite complete.”
"Everyone can feel it." Xie Yicheng nodded with certainty and praised.
The audience couldn't help but laugh at his expression.
"It's cold!"
Zhang Jiuling looked at Xie Yicheng when he heard that. He shook his body and laughed bitterly.
"This is called the Four Seasons of Winter, my friends.”
"Hahaha, the four seasons are like winter!”
"You can't scold people like that, Grand Master!”
"As expected of your Grand Master. He's a burden when he opens his mouth!”
……
Hearing the words " four seasons like winter ", the audience couldn't hold it in anymore. They all laughed until they fell back and forth.
On the Youku platform, which was broadcasting live, hundreds of thousands of viewers were flooding the bullet screen, shouting," Grand Master is awesome!"
Amid the laughter, Zhang Jiuling replied,""Yes, the weather is pleasant."
As he spoke, he stretched out his red hand and said,"I don't have much breath left."
Then, he pointed at the back of the theater." Please throw the manager outside and freeze him for an hour before bringing him in."”
"You can't raise us like penguins ~"
Hearing this, Xie Yicheng put his hands in the hot water bag and said.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Zhang Jiuling complain with envy and jealousy,"Have you ever seen a penguin holding a hot water bag?”
As he spoke, Zhang Jiuling's eyes were fixed on the hot water bag. He almost went up to snatch it.
Xie Yicheng pretended not to see this and cupped his hands in greeting while holding the hot water bag."Hey, you're a crosstalk performer, so why are you competing with Penguin?”
"Eh?"
Zhang Jiuling was just about to chat with Xie Yicheng to fill in the gaps when Xie Yicheng suddenly said," You're a crosstalk performer." He was stunned.
Because according to the structure of " Yellow Crane Tower," the main character needed to give the main character a chance to say," I'm not a crosstalk performer," and then come to life.
What the hell was happening now?
Xie Yicheng was forcing him to live!
How many minutes had it been since he went on stage?
Wasn't this too fast?
After being stunned for a second, Zhang Jiuling raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile,"Grand Master, are you frozen silly?”
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