"Hahaha, Grand Master, are you trying to enter a new life?”
"One minute on stage, and the main character is forcing the main character to come to life. It's too funny!”
"It seems that the scene is really cold. Otherwise, Grand Master wouldn't have come to life so quickly!”
"It's too funny!"
……
At this moment, whether it was the audience or the veteran viewers in front of the live broadcast room, they all understood the meaning behind Xie Yicheng's words.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"So fast?"
Amid the laughter, Zhang Jiuling widened his eyes and looked at Xie Yicheng.
"Fast?"
"Aren't you crosstalk performers pretty fast?" Xie Yicheng laughed.”
"Alright, what's fast?"
When the audience heard this, they all showed expressions of experienced drivers.
On the stage, Zhang Jiuling looked up at the sky and laughed,""What fast? You can't spread your colors on stage!”
Faced with Zhang Jiuling's accusation, Xie Yicheng cast an innocent look at him and asked in confusion,""I said, what color is there in your mouth?”
"What a glib tongue ~"
Zhang Jiuling was greatly embarrassed.
"What do you think?" Xie Yicheng seized the opportunity and asked.
" I thought..." Zhang Jiuling laughed and cried. After thinking quickly, he smiled apologetically."I also thought that you had a glib tongue!"
After saying that, Zhang Jiuling waved his hand and said loudly,"
"Actually, I'm not here to do crosstalk!”
Then, Xie Yicheng only needed to say," What do you do?”，From there, the joke would say," I'm an opera singer ", which would eventually lead to Yellow Crane Tower.
This job was considered done.
Unexpectedly, Xie Yicheng blurted out,""We have to let you do it too!"
"Eh?"
Zhang Jiuling swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth!
Hong ~
Meanwhile, the theater and live broadcast room were instantly in an uproar.
"Words of tigers and wolves!"
"F * ck, Grand Master is awesome!"
"I have to let you guys do it…It's definitely a blessing from the gods!”
"Hahaha, Grand Master's speed is too fast, Jiu Ling can't keep up!”
……
"What nonsense!"
A moment later, Zhang Jiuling looked at Xie Yicheng with a bitter smile and shook his head.""I said I'm not in your line of work.”
"Oh ~" Xie Yicheng finally understood."Why didn't you say so earlier?”
"Understood?" Zhang Jiuling smiled.
Xie Yicheng nodded and emphasized,""That's what you do!"
Xie Yicheng especially dragged out the word "that".
"Which one?" Zhang Jiuling was about to cry.
Why did it feel like Xie Yicheng was cursing?
" How would I know who you are?" Xie Yicheng pursed his lips."Why don't you tell everyone?"
Hearing Xie Yicheng's question, Zhang Jiuling smiled and waved his body.""Can't you tell with my figure?”
"Selling herself?" Xie Yicheng said casually.
The more he looked at her, the more she looked like a woman leaning against the railing, looking for customers.
"Do you think it's reasonable to sell yourself?" Zhang Jiuling rolled his eyes and continued,"An opera singer!"
"Oh, I really couldn't tell!"
Xie Yicheng glanced at Zhang Jiuling, who was " flirting ", and asked with a smile,""There are many types of opera singers, such as Bangzi, Dagu, Peking opera, Pingxi, Peking opera, Dagu Bangzi, etc.”
"Can you tell me which song you sang?”
"Why is the sidekick's mouth so broken!”
Listening to Xie Yicheng's repeated 'Bangzi Dagu Peking opera commentary', Zhang Jiuling's mind was muddled!
In the next second, Zhang Jiuling patted his chest and said proudly,"Pingxi opera singer!"
"Eh?"
This time, it was Xie Yicheng's turn to be stunned!
Criticize?
Had this child really been led into the ditch?
"D * mn, what the hell is a drama review?"
Backstage, when Wang Jiulong heard the word "drama review", he immediately laughed like a wave.
"This should be Beijing opera! Ahahaha, Captain has failed!"
Sun Jiufang laughed loudly at the side. If he had a handful of melon seeds in his hand, it would be amazing!
"Um…"
At this moment, Zhang Jiuling remembered what he had just said and his face turned red.
Standing on the stage, he was obviously at a loss.
Saying the wrong words on the stage and entering the wrong job, this was a huge failure!
"Did I say something wrong here?"
At this moment, Xie Yicheng asked slowly with an evil smile.
"Hahaha ~"
Hearing this, Zhang Jiuling's face turned red. He could only laugh to hide his embarrassment.
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
Seeing this scene, the audience below the stage requested for a refund.
Faced with such a situation, Xie Yicheng saw that Zhang Jiuling had clearly not recovered. He chuckled and said calmly,"Refund? What are you thinking about?"
"De Yun Club's aim is to not refund tickets!”
hahaha ~
As soon as he said this, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
It also stabilized the situation.
"Start again, start again!"
At this moment, Zhang Jiuling came back to his senses. He waved his hand and laughed."I'm an opera singer."
Seeing this, Xie Yicheng took the opportunity to praise him.”
Zhang Jiuling obviously did not expect Xie Yicheng to trick him. He was as happy as a child when he heard that. He clapped his hands and said,"I love you, Grand Master!"
He looked at the audience and said,"I'm just singing Pingxi…" The smile on his face instantly froze."Bah, what kind of drama is this!"
"Phew ~"
"Hahaha, it's too early to love!"
"I've been dragged into the ditch again!"
"Is Jiu Ling performing Sichuan opera? This is too funny!"
"Grand Master is so bad!"
……
Seeing Zhang Jiuling jump into the pit again, the audience burst into laughter and tried their best to make up a story!
"I sing Beijing opera!"
Facing the laughter and jeers, Zhang Jiuling shouted on the stage.
Xie Yicheng nodded.”
Zhang Jiuling almost collapsed. He picked up the folding fan on the table and said,"
"Do you believe that I will stab you?"
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