“……”
In the hotel, Cao Xin's face turned green!
Especially when he heard the part about the receipt, it was simply a public execution!
"How dare they say that?"
Beside him, He Wei's face was filled with disbelief.
Directly pointing the sword at the mainstream?
Were Xie Yicheng and Guo Degang crazy?
He Wei pointed at the live broadcast room angrily."What do you mean by there are bullet comments? Do you think we are dogs?"
Facing the noisy He Wei, Cao Xin shouted impatiently,"Stop talking and listen carefully!"
At this moment, Cao Xin had a premonition that this was just an appetizer!
Xie Yicheng and Guo Degang's real attacks were still coming!
Reality also proved that Cao Xin's guess was right.
……
"Where's the word!"
On the stage, Guo Degang praised Xie Yicheng with a smile.
Xie Yicheng put down the room card in his hand and smiled.""I was just joking."
"Liven up the atmosphere." Guo Degang praised.
Xie Yicheng nodded." Actually, all crosstalk performers in the world belong to the same family. There's no such thing as mainstream or non-mainstream!”
"Phew ~"
Halfway through his sentence, an audience member in the front row suddenly let out a gasp.
This voice was filled with doubt and disbelief, which made Xie Yicheng laugh. He pointed below and said,"Stop fooling around!"
"Who sent you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Guo Degang ask from the side.
This ability was indeed Guo Degang's.
The phrase " who sent you here " immediately made the audience think of the " mainstream " and even more so of " He Wei and Cao Xin " who were sent to participate in the show!
"Someone else was sent here?" Xie Yicheng's reaction wasn't slow either.
hahaha ~
The audience burst into laughter.
The audience in front of the live broadcast room also understood.
At this moment, after Xie Yicheng responded, he paused for about two seconds and turned to look at the audience who were making a sound. He lifted his robe and stepped forward.
"Sit there and don't move. Watch how I catch you!”
"Please stop!"
Seeing that Xie Yicheng was really about to rush down, Guo Degang hurriedly stopped him.
This scene made the audience laugh again.
Xie Yicheng laughed when he was pulled back to the microphone. He touched his chest and said,"
"In any case, from my point of view, crosstalk, peers, brothers, we are all family.”
"That's right." Guo Degang nodded.
Xie Yicheng smiled and changed the topic." But sometimes, our peers and crosstalk performers will look at us in a particularly twisted way!”
"Is that so?"
Guo Degang complimented.
"Isn't there an old saying?" Xie Yicheng said with a smile.
"What old saying? Why don't you tell everyone?" Guo Degang praised again.
After saying a few words, Xie Yicheng chuckled and grabbed the top of the folding fan. He said in a clear voice,
"As the saying goes:
In the dead of winter I look forward to the sun, in the middle of the night I look forward to the spring light,
Beautiful women look forward to rich men, idle mistresses look forward to hooligans,
Lonely men look forward to female ghosts, single old men look forward to aunties ~"
At this point, Xie Yicheng waved the folding fan in his hand in the air. His voice suddenly became heavier as he continued,
"Actors hope to win awards, and crosstalk actors hope to die in the same industry!”
"Whoa ~"
Guo Degang's hair stood on end when he heard that!
“……”
As for the audience below the stage, they were dumbfounded!
Actors looked forward to winning awards, and crosstalk performers looked forward to dying in the same industry!
Wasn't this too bold?
Hong ~
A second later, the theater suddenly erupted into a thunderous uproar.
"Good!"
"Well said!"
"Grand Master, what a bastard!"
"I'm convinced!"
For a moment, cheers and applause were like a storm, endless!
"F * ck! It's too awesome!"
"I hope to die in the same industry as you when you perform crosstalk! With this sentence, today's match would be directly sealed!”
"Grand Master is invincible!"
"Oh my god, the taste is too strong! He felt that the scene of the mainstream persecuting Deyun Society was right in front of his eyes!”
"If it was just an appetizer, Grand Master is now handing a knife to the mainstream! Too ruthless!"
"It makes my hair stand on end!"
"Charge! Charge! Charge towards the despicable mainstream!"
……
At this moment, the audience in front of the live broadcast room was even more excited!
Xie Yicheng's " eight hopes " directly nailed the mainstream to the wall!
As long as this video was still circulating on the Internet, it would definitely spread on the Internet, and the mainstream would be flogged again and again!
This time, the mainstream image could forget about standing up!
"Oh my god, Grand Master and Master are too daring!”
At this moment, not only was the audience shocked, even Shaobing, who was backstage, widened his eyes in disbelief!
"Grand Master is going to kill those mainstream guys!”Luan Yunping said with a smile.
"Squeeze him to death?" Shaobing was shocked. Then, he shook his head with a bitter smile.
This was something he could not imagine.
……
"Don't cause trouble for me!"
Just as the audience was laughing, Guo Degang stopped Xie Yicheng on stage.
"Causing trouble?" Xie Yicheng smiled contemptuously.”
"That's true!"
Guo Degang was speechless.
Xie Yicheng smiled and looked at the audience below the stage. He gave Guo Degang a thumbs up and chuckled.
"I'm sure you guys don't know yet, but Ms. Gilligan used to be mainstream too ~"
Xie Yicheng looked at Guo Degang and said,"Back then, he even won the third prize in the professional category of the crosstalk competition."
"There is such a thing." Guo Degang thought for a moment and nodded.
Seeing Guo Degang admit it, Xie Yicheng's tone changed and he said,""At that time, I was so happy!"
"Young, insensible." Guo Degang smiled.
Xie Yicheng glanced over and continued,"
"Take the medal and walk down the street with your chest out!”
As she spoke, she made the gesture of a girl holding a card in a boxing ring.
Seeing this, Guo Degang hurriedly stepped forward to stop him."Did I change my gender?"
"You said that mainstream people have changed their gender?" Xie Yicheng immediately asked.
Hearing this, Guo Degang was stunned."What did I say?"
You're really good at bullshitting!
"It doesn't matter if he said it or not ~
Back then, you were so proud of yourself that you felt like everyone was looking at you when you walked on the street, right?”
"That's true." Guo Degang nodded.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Yicheng patted his shoulder and pointed ahead."Just then, a CD seller came from the front! Do you still remember him?"
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