"A CD seller?"
"Too f * cking, hahaha!"
"I have a feeling that Grand Master is going to drive!”
"Drive? You guys didn't hear Grand Master and Teacher Yu's New Year's Eve match.”
"What did Ms. Bailey do?"
……
When they heard Xie Yicheng say "selling discs", the audience burst into laughter.
The audience in front of the live broadcast room showed a look of watching a show. They ate melons and munched on melon seeds, quietly waiting for a good show.
"It's been a few years. I really can't remember.”
At this moment, Guo Degang replied.
"It's okay if you can't remember." As he spoke, Xie Yicheng waved the folding fan in his hand in the air."Let me tell you.
Thinking back…"
Guo Degang frowned and smiled at the audience."Friends, this is called 'Reckless Man'.”
Hearing this, Xie Yicheng immediately stopped and patted Guo Degang's chest.""You know your stuff ~"
"What do you know! You're alive, you know that?"
Guo Degang laughed bitterly.
We're talking about the CD. Why are you talking about 'Reckless Man'?
"Do you think it's appropriate to string them together?"
However, Xie Yicheng acted as if nothing had happened and waved his hand."I saw the boss waving at him…"
"It turns really fast!"
Guo Degang couldn't help but shake his head and smile when he saw Xie Yicheng's " not recognizing people after putting on pants " and how he was so natural in his actions.
At this moment, Xie Yicheng pretended to be the boss. He lifted his coat and revealed the inside."Do you want to buy?"
"You're treating me as your target customer." Guo Degang smiled.
"Oh my god, Kawaii, Xi-la, Xi-la, from all countries!”Xie Yicheng continued to promote.
At this point, Xie Yicheng pointed at Guo Degang."Think about it. Ms. Bailey just won an award and became a mainstream crosstalk actor. She's a noble person!”
"Of course." Guo Degang replied naturally and firmly.
"Are you furious?" Xie Yicheng asked.
"I'm not angry!" Guo Degang nodded.
Xie Yicheng hummed and raised the sign with both hands."Ms. Guo was so angry that she couldn't take it anymore. She held the certificate in front of the boss..."
"I am a mainstream crosstalk actor, a professional crosstalk third-prize winner! Buy yours?"
After saying that, Xie Yicheng changed his role and nodded repeatedly."Yes, yes, yes. You guys buy the most!”
"Hey, I said you picked me to wave at!”Guo Degang laughed loudly.
"Alright, I'm waiting here!"
"You can't scold people like this!"
"The irony is very strong!"
"Please broadcast this to the mainstream for a month!”
"Grand Master is awesome. You don't use vulgarities when scolding people!”
"I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter!"
"Phew ~"
"Good!"
……
When Xie Yicheng and Guo Degang untied the bag, the audience burst into laughter and clapped like thunder!
When he turned back to savor it, he only felt that he was cursing to his heart's content!
It was simply too satisfying!
"Later on, he abandoned evil and became good!"
At this moment, Guo Degang laughed and said.
Xie Yicheng nodded." Everyone can see for themselves. Ever since she stopped hanging out with those people, Ms. Bailey's reputation has grown, and her achievements have also grown!”
"I have some achievements."
Guo Degang replied with a smile.
Xie Yicheng also smiled and said,"Class Master Deyun, a crosstalk master, has many disciples!
Impressive!"
"I dare not." Faced with Xie Yicheng's praise, Guo Degang humbly waved his hand.
Xie Yicheng patted Guo Degang's shoulder and his face darkened.""Although you're successful now, I think you have to be careful!”
"Oh? What do you mean?" Guo Degang immediately perked up when he heard that.
The audience widened their eyes in shock.
"Good heavens, I'm almost done! So he just entered the living realm!"
"You only came back to life after cursing for so long? Your Grand Master is really something!"
"Hahaha, He Wei, Cao Xin, and those mainstream people, their faces must be green now, right?”
"He cursed for a full twenty minutes! From the beginning until now, it hasn't stopped. Do you dare to believe it?”
"I've learned a lot today! How did he manage to curse for so long and just enter the living realm?”
"Grand Master Deyun, awesome! I'm convinced!"
……
Looking at the time, Xie Yicheng and Guo Degang had already been performing for twenty minutes. Everyone thought that they were almost halfway through the crosstalk.
After all, this match was added at the last minute, so it definitely wouldn't last long.
Moreover, from the beginning until now, Xie Yicheng was either scolding people or on the way. He had never stopped.
Therefore, everyone instinctively thought that the crosstalk was already halfway through.
However, he had only just entered life!
After cursing for a full twenty minutes, he finally came back to life.
It was simply a rare sight to see after living for a long time, right?
"Good!"
At this moment, the audience clapped excitedly!
On the stage, Xie Yicheng pointed over.”
"Where? You're just pointing blindly!" Guo Degang waved his hand and smiled helplessly.
"Tell me, why should I be cautious?"”
"You don't know?"
Hearing Guo Degang's question, Xie Yicheng seemed to be very surprised. He stuffed his palm into his mouth and widened his eyes.
"Nonsense. If I knew, would I need you?”Guo Degang scolded with a smile.
"Alright, alright ~" Xie Yicheng nodded and patted Guo Degang's shoulder condescendingly.
"Seeing that we are friends, I might as well give you some advice!”
At this point, Xie Yicheng deliberately raised his voice and said,"
"You have a problem with your taste!"
"Whoa, it's here!"
Upon hearing this, the audience in front of the screen immediately perked up before Guo Degang could respond!
"Dog He, Dog Cao, come out and get beaten up!”
"Coming, coming! Grand Master's guillotine is here!"
"I told you that there's no way I wouldn't leave a seat for those two alone.”
"This feels good!"
Was there a problem with his eyesight?
Hearing this, even a fool knew who Xie Yicheng was pointing the spearhead at!
No matter what the audience thought, Xie Yicheng paused for half a second after he finished speaking. He looked at Guo Degang and asked,
"Do you admit to this?"
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