"I'm dizzy. Why aren't you singing? I've even prepared some tissues!”
"Me too…Although this guy can make people cry when he sings, after he sings, he makes people want more and can't stop!”
"In the end, it's still because the song is good! I haven't heard such a serious song with such high-quality lyrics in a long time…"
"Yes, yes, yes…every song is deeply rooted in the heart and soul. If he released an album, winning all the major music awards would actually be a piece of cake.”
"I strongly request that you sing in silence. Otherwise, I will go to the mushroom house and smash the glass to expose the truth!”
"It's fine if you don't sing. Let's continue with the question-and-answer interaction! Just now, when Yang Mi and Teacher Huang asked him questions, he kept saying that it was a burden. It was also very fun.”
"That's right…either make us cry or make us laugh!!!”
"Previous poster, you're still too young. In the world of adults, there is no such thing as choosing one or the other.!!”
"Haha…make us cry first? Make us laugh again?"
"No, no, let's make him laugh first before singing and crying! I just cried out two pounds of tears. I have to flush a wave of tears into my tear glands, haha…"
"Production team, quickly look at the voices of the masses. Why don't we go to the mushroom house and smash the glass first before reporting the fake Shen Teng!!!”
……
When she heard He Jiong suggest to sing another song in silence.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were also looking forward to it.
However, the silent response made them extremely disappointed.
Then, there were all kinds of riots and threats.
He threatened to go to the mushroom house to smash the glass and even reported Silent Silence for fraud.
In the broadcast control room.
The executive director, Wang Zhengyu, and the others looked at the dense bullet screen and felt a headache.
Of course, he knew that the audience was joking when they said that they would smash the glass.
But this joke also proved the audience's cheers…
More than 30 million online viewers had created a record in the history of live variety shows.
Moreover, it was still steadily rising…there was hope that it would continue to refresh.
He did not dare to underestimate the cheers of the crowd.
Therefore, he took the tablet and went to the mushroom house...
"Everyone…"
"The audience in the live broadcast room really wants to interact with everyone.”
"Let's randomly pick a few small questions and everyone can respond, okay?”
Wang Zhengyu asked everyone.
"Come on, come on!"
"We can't go online anyway. You can be the medium and let us see the audience's reaction.”
Huang Lei and the others said excitedly.
Then, Wang Zhengyu explained the rules to everyone.
He would close his eyes and click on the bullet comments on the screen. The bullet comments that he clicked on would be read out.
This was great…
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room exploded even more violently.
They were so densely packed that they covered the sky and the sun. The live broadcast could barely be seen.
According to the rules, Wang Zhengyu closed his eyes and quickly clicked on the first bullet comment.
"I beg Shen…Uncle Teng to sing!!!”
Wang Zhengyu almost spilled the beans.
Because the bullet screen had sent a request to sing in silence, fortunately, he reacted in time and changed his words.
"I strongly request Brother Teng to sing another song…even if it's just one more time, those two songs just now were fine.”
"I strongly request Brother Teng to sing 'The Love of a Lifetime'!”
He clicked on three bullet comments in a row…
They all asked for silent singing.
Especially the last one, which directly brought out the theme song of " Journey to the West ".
Huang Lei, Yang Mi, and the others were confused?
"Love of a lifetime? What song is this…I don't think I've heard it before!”
"I haven't heard of it either, but from the name, it sounds like a pretty good love song!”
"Brother Teng, everyone is asking you to sing…why aren't you singing a song?”
"That's right, Uncle Shen. The audience is God.”
Dilareba and the others continued to encourage him…
Mo Jing didn't say anything, because at this moment, his head was also filled with question marks.
"Love of a Lifetime?"
"What's going on? Someone heard this song?”
"But that shouldn't be the case. Isn't there not much screening for my own movie?”
"Only those movies that are popular will have people pay attention to the theme song!”
"Could it be that after I was exposed…"
"The movie has also become popular?”
Thinking of this possibility, Silent Disaster was in a good mood.
After all, this was his main purpose for coming to the mushroom house!
As long as this movie became popular and was accepted by the audience.
Only then would his other movies have a greater chance of passing the review...
Just as he was silent and letting his imagination run wild.
On Wang Zhengyu's side, he finally clicked on a bullet screen that didn't ask for Silent Singing.
"My long-distance girlfriend just sent me a message to break up with me! I'm so sad…"
"Brother Teng, what should I do? Will you feel better?"
After reading it, everyone's eyes turned to Silent Disaster.
After all, such problems were too common.
Everyone wanted to hear how Silent Disaster would answer.
"You want to feel better?"
"Then send a message to the other party."
"Even you want to break up with me? This is the third one today!"
"After saying that, directly block and turn off your phone!”
"Otherwise, your phone might explode…"
Silent Disaster said leisurely.
Everyone was stunned when they heard that.
Then, after thinking for a while, he finally understood…
……
"F * ck, awesome! This guy's brain was really amazing. Haha…"
"You want to break up with me too? He was saying that he was the Sea King and the other party was just a fish. He wanted to anger the other party to death!”
"My ex-boyfriend, if he sends me this message, I'll definitely be so angry that I won't be able to eat for three days and sleep for the entire night!”
"Eat and sleep? If my ex-boyfriend dares to post like this…I can go to him with a kitchen knife.”
"The most showy operation is still blacklisting and shutting down the phone. This is to make the other party die of grievance!”
"I want to ask a question too, I want to ask a question too. This guy's answers are indeed full of baggage, haha!”
"Yes, yes. Ask questions first, then sing…"
In the live broadcast room, the spamming became even more intense.
"Haha…Uncle Shen, you've already taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. What kind of brilliant move is this?”
He Jiong, who was at the scene, could not help but slap the table and laugh.
"Ha…the model of stinky men!”
Although Yang Mi couldn't hold back her laughter, she didn't forget to spit in her heart…
Dilireba didn't say anything and just glared at Silent Disaster.
As for his younger sister, Zhang Zifeng, she laughed for a while and then started to stare blankly at him again.
When this man was joking with a serious face…
His entire body seemed to be glowing…
"It's over, it's over!"
"Zhang Zifeng, what's wrong with you?”
"Don't let your imagination run wild!"
"Remember, he is Uncle Shen Teng!!!”
Zhang Zifeng gradually felt that something was wrong. He seemed to be unable to control himself more and more. He could only continue to hypnotize himself.
……
"Brother Teng, I got another one, and it's for you!”
" And this one is very interesting. It's the exact opposite of the previous one…"
"She said that her boyfriend cheated on her and sent a message to break up with her, but she was still so angry that she couldn't sleep!”
"What should I do to vent my anger and make the other party so angry that he can't sleep?”
Wang Zhengyu asked another question.
Everyone's eyes turned to Silent Disaster.
"Break up with your boyfriend?"
"This and the one just now can't be a pair, right? Haha…"
"It's actually very simple. You just have to send him another message.”
"I'm sorry, I got it wrong! Let's calm down first and talk about it tomorrow.”
"After sending it, I also blacklisted my phone and went to sleep!”
Mo Jing said slowly.
Everyone…
There was another round of astonishment, followed by a burst of laughter.
I'm sorry, did I get it wrong?
If he wanted to insult someone, it had to be that this guy's bamboo shoots were the worst…
A casual sentence could make others vomit blood.
"Brother Teng, another one, another one!”
"This viewer said that the goddess he likes posted a post on his Moments, saying that she's so fragile.”
"Ask Brother Teng how to comment so that he can attract the attention of the goddess!”
Wang Zhengyu himself was also tickled by her answer.
She tried her best to control herself before she clicked on another bullet screen.
"Wait…"
"Is everyone treating me as a relationship mentor?”
"Alright, alright. The world is big, and the audience is the biggest!”
"This question is also very simple."
"You can comment below…"
"Women are weak, but mothers are strong! Do you need my help?"
" Then, send her a message."
"If she comes back, be prepared to find a hotel!”
"If you get blacklisted…"
"Just prepare to find the next goddess!”
This time…
Before she could finish speaking.
The people around them burst out laughing.
The audience in the live broadcast room also went into a complete riot...
"Women are weak, but mothers are strong. Is this how it's used? How f * cking talented!"
"I really want to cut open this guy's head and see how his brain works.”
"My God, his reaction speed is too fast!”
"Even if you beat me to death, I wouldn't have thought of such a wonderful answer!!!”
"No, I have to find a goddess to try. What if it works…"
"I finally believe that he's a comedy. This joke was too invincible. It was even more dense and funny than the jokes for Brother Teng…Haha!”
"What's the name of his movie? A Chinese Oath to the West, right…No, I can't help it. I have to go and take a look.”
"The movie that he made with his brain is definitely extraordinary, haha!”
……
In the small courtyard of the mushroom house.
Huang Lei, He Jiong, Mary, Wang Zhengyu, and many of the staff around them were all laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
Yang Mi, Dilireba, and Zhang Zifeng, this little girl.
In the beginning, he could not help but laugh.
However, as she laughed, she suddenly realized that Mo Ye's answer just now…
It was a little bad and a little crooked.
Her face couldn't help but turn slightly red.
"Stinky man, you're indeed a stinky man!”
"I don't have any sense of propriety in my head..."
Yang Mi couldn't help but complain.
"What's wrong, Teacher Yang?"
"Are you weak too?"
"Do you need help…"
Silent Disaster retorted.
"I'm not weak…Wait?"
" Go to the side!!!"
Yang Mi, this little bomb, was completely detonated…
This guy actually used the joke from earlier on himself!!!
……
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