"Brother Teng, it's you again…"
"This netizen said that his goddess deleted him today.”
"But at night, the goddess added him back?”
"What does Brother Teng mean by this…"
On Wang Zhengyu's side, seeing that Yang Mi and Silent were about to start a fight, he quickly clicked on another bullet screen to disperse the firepower.
"Is there a need to ask…"
"I guess he thought about it and decided that he's the spare tire that's more durable!”
"If you lick a dog, you'll end up with nothing.”
"So I'll give this netizen a suggestion…If a dog can't lick it, try another cat!”
As she spoke, she couldn't help but shake her head.
When they heard the first half of the story, everyone was enlightened…
When they heard the latter half of the sentence, everyone couldn't help but laugh. As expected of All Mouthy King!
His mouth was really too mean…
The bootlicker originally said that the humble netizens were single dogs who only knew how to kneel and lick.
His explanation…
He directly called that woman a dog and helped this lowly online game take revenge!
"Uh, this bullet screen isn't a problem. It's a comment from a netizen.”
"Haha…this guy is just a spare tire, so pitiful!”
Wang Zhengyu read out the latest bullet comments.
"Bei Tai is pitiful?"
"Then have you ever thought about…"
"I might not even be a spare tire. I might just be a jack!”
"I only take it out to use it when I change the spare tire…"
Mo Ye said indifferently.
This time, many people could no longer remain calm…
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, I'm still laughing at others…Brother Mo's words enlightened me, and I just remembered that my goddess would only contact me once in a while and then disappear for a long time. Am I the jack?"
"I feel like I've been offended…Sob, sob, sob, I think I've been a jack before. Damn it, why do you want me to know the truth?”
"Silent…No, Brother Mo's brain is really dead! This was the first time I realized that Bei Tai was not the most miserable. There was still a jack behind him!!!”
"Brothers, don't reminisce about the past, especially those cold goddesses! Otherwise, you might cry out loud. Waaaah…How could I be a f * cking jack?”
"Brother Mo, please comfort me. Is there anything more humble than a jack? Let me find some balance…"
" Yes, yes, please comfort me!!!"
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In the live broadcast room, after hearing Jack's words, many people had different reactions.
Some laughed heartlessly.
Some of them thought of something and broke down in tears…
However, many people also changed the way they addressed Mo Ning from 'that guy' to 'Brother Mo'!
It couldn't be helped. This master of emotions was really too good.
One or two sentences hit the nail on the head.
The key was that every sentence carried baggage, making you cry and laugh at the same time.
……
"Brother Mo, the jack is too hurtful…Sob, sob, sob, is there anything worse than the jack? Let me find some psychological comfort."
Coincidentally, Wang Zhengyu really clicked on one of the bullet comments.
"Even more humble than a jack…"
"Then it can only be a tripod."
"When others are driving crazily, or even racing at top speed.”
" You can only hide in the dark trunk, unable to see the sun all day…"
"When others take out a jack and change the spare tire, you can only watch from afar…"
"Not only do you have to watch it, but you also have to remind others to be careful when driving in the future and not to hurt it!”
……
"F * ck, there's a high energy ahead! Brother Mo is awesome…"
"It sounds very normal, but why do I feel that the driving that this guy is talking about doesn't seem to be the driving that I'm thinking of?”
"Previous poster, take away your feelings…He's not driving a normal car!!!”
"Tripod, I'm bursting out laughing. Then…he cried miserably!"
"I have a friend who seems to have made a tripod before. Sob, sob, sob, he's really pitiful!”
"Previous poster, I have a friend series…I can't hide the truth anymore! Mourning for you! Good luck, Tripod."
"Go to hell. You're the tripod. Your whole family is a tripod. Wuwuwu…What's wrong with the tripod!!!”
"What's in Brother Mo's head? How did he think of all this?”
"Most importantly, this guy didn't even think about it! No wonder he could write such a good song. This guy was really not an ordinary person!”
"I want to know, is there anything more humble than a tripod? I don't want to be last…No, I don't want my friend to be last!”
"Previous poster, give up resisting. You've been exposed, Tripod! However, I also want to know if there are any more lowly existences…"
"I don't think so! He was already a freaking tripod, 150 meters away. Wasn't he still at the lowest level?”
" Yeah, I feel like a tripod is the limit. Haha…"
In the live broadcast room, the screen began to spammer crazily.
However, before they could get their comments…
Someone at the scene helped them ask this question.
"Anything else? Was there anything more pitiful than a tripod?”
The one who asked the question was his younger sister, Zhang Zifeng.
She obviously didn't realize that there was another meaning behind Silent Disaster's words.
He was just curious.
"No way, sister. You're so young, yet you're concerned about this kind of relationship problem?”
Silent Disaster couldn't help but tease.
"Ah…I…I didn't.”
"I'm just curious."
"Besides, how am I young? I'm almost eighteen!”
Zhang Zifeng said with his head held high and chest out, but his aura was getting weaker and weaker.
Hearing her words, Mo Jing couldn't help but size her up.
Not to mention…
This girl had already grown up, and she had the looks and the edges!
"Cough cough…Teacher He, where's my saber?”
"I feel like I really need to chop something properly.”
Huang Lei's voice sounded from the side, filled with a threatening tone.
Silent and ashamed…
She had forgotten that there was another person beside her, the demon-protecting Teacher Huang.
He only treated Zhang Zifeng as his daughter, yet he was already watching over her so tightly.
What if his biological daughter, Duoduo, fell in love one day?
This old father was probably really going to kill someone!
Counting his age…
Her daughter should be around sixteen years old. She was really close.
……
"The only thing that is more humble than a tripod is a fighter jet or a fire extinguisher!”
"You won't need this when you're driving normally!”
"You won't need it when you change the spare tire!”
"Only when there's an accident, a fire, or even a human life, will it be possible to take it out and put out the fire!”
Silent Disaster said word by word.
Zhang Zifeng nodded repeatedly when he heard that. It seemed to make a lot of sense.
On the other hand, Huang Lei and He Jiong, who were at the side, understood another meaning…
They didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but they didn't have the heart to expose it!
As for Yang Mi and Dilareba.
Their faces were slightly red, but they couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh non-stop…
This stinky man was really too bad.
It was obviously a very normal sentence, but when it came out of his mouth, it felt like something was wrong.
……
"Fire extinguisher…I'm f * cking convinced! From now on, Mo Jing will be my big brother. It's really awesome!"
"Listening to you, I feel like I've read ten years of books into a dog's stomach. This guy is too damn talented…How did he think of this!”
"Fire extinguisher…Haha, what a pathetic man to be a fire extinguisher!”
" Anyway, I've never done it before. The only time I went to the hospital with my goddess was when she said it was just a little inflammation. She asked me to help sign the form and get the medicine…"
"Previous poster, are you serious?"
"What's wrong? It's just inflammation. It's not a big problem.”
"Previous poster, think about it carefully. Is there any inflammation that requires a signature? It was possible…that there was an additional witness!”
"F * ck! F * ck! F * ck! No…Impossible, I can't believe it.”
" Congratulations to this netizen for receiving a fire extinguisher trophy. You're the most beautiful fire extinguisher, the most loving god of bootlickers..."
"I have a friend. He only helped to sign the papers at the hospital. Then, in order to repay him, the goddess became his girlfriend for several days. This was not a fire extinguisher, right?”
"Of course not…This is a high-grade fire extinguisher! He even helped to take care of her for a few days!”
"Haha…sooner or later, I'm going to die laughing in this variety show. Silence was already a joke, but your bullet comment section was also so funny.”
"From the spare tire, to the jack, to the tripod, to the fire extinguisher…step by step, everything is beyond my imagination!”
"I actually thought that the jack was the limit. He didn't expect that this was just the beginning. Haha…how awesome!”
"The god of variety shows, Silent, deserves his reputation! This guy alone was enough to support a variety show.”
"That's right. Just this interaction alone will definitely go viral on the internet, haha!”
"I still have questions, I still have questions…"
In the live broadcast room, everyone was laughing like crazy. All kinds of strange bullet comments continued to erupt crazily.
However, Silent Disaster was a little unhappy…
"Director, why are you asking me all these questions?”
" Moreover, it's all about relationships…"
"Do you really think I'm the most awesome relationship mentor?”
"Alright, I am indeed!"
Silent Disaster, who had been answering questions, couldn't help but comment narcissistically.
"Brother Teng, if you're not happy with this, it means that you're popular!”
"Yeah, we're all interacting with you. No one's looking for us…We didn't say anything.”
"But the questions Brother Teng answered were indeed of a certain standard and level."
"It's not just baggage, it's all baggage! It was just that this burden was a little indecent! Haha…"
Huang Lei and He Jiong joked from the side.
"Indeed, brother Teng. The whole screen is looking for you…"
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you. You can try ordering one yourself…"
As Wang Zhengyu spoke, he walked over and placed the tablet in front of Silent.
From this angle, only he and Dilireba could see the content of the bullet screen!
The dense barrage of bullet comments and the nearly 40 million online viewers…
It shocked Silent Silence and Dilareba!!!
When the viewers in the live stream realized that Silent Silence and Dilareba could see their bullet comments…
They all became even crazier!!
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