......
All of a sudden.
The whole world seemed to fall silent---because when Cao Shengming turned the apple, there was a rotten spot!
"Hey, why is this piece rotten?？”
Cao Shengming was speechless.
Melon Girl was speechless.
The live broadcast room was overjoyed!
- [Pfft hahahaha, it's a rotten apple!】
- [(Covering his mouth and crying) Sure enough, there's no difference between a live streamer with goods and a scam. That thief Cao actually wants to sell rotten apples to his family.]】
[Ah, this...] The first time he brought goods, he had already failed. (Laughing and crying)]
-[Aiyoyo, hahahaha, Thief Cao is making up a story to introduce it. When I opened it, it was actually a bad one. I'm going to die of laughter from him.]】
...
"This…"
To be honest.
Cao Shengming was really confused at that time---even though he had already imagined countless possibilities before the broadcast.
However, he never thought that he would get a rotten apple!
This was like a sudden clap of thunder when he swore in front of his ex-girlfriend that he would love her for the rest of his life.
Cao Shengming and Gua Mei couldn't help but look at each other-Gua Mei's face was also full of confusion.
It was obvious.
This girl had never dealt with such an accident before.
Cao Shengming could only explain,""This... Brothers, this is an accident. Let's change it.”
He kicked Melon Girl hard.
The idiotic girl recovered from her daze and quickly nodded."Uh... Yes, yes, yes, this... This was an accident, I... I'll go get another one."
As he spoke.
Melon Girl took out an apple from the box.
"That was an accident." Cao Shengming regained his confidence."But this time, there will definitely be no problem!”
"How about this, let's check it first and show every side of the apple to our brothers so that they can buy and eat with peace of mind.”
"Good!"
Melon Girl excitedly opened the packaging.
After that.
Then, the smiles on their faces froze!
However, the 'effect' of the live broadcast room was explosive!
...
[(Laughing and crying) Hahahahahaha!]!! I can't laugh anymore, I can't laugh anymore!]
(Covering her mouth and crying) Help…Hahahaha, I'm going to die of laughter from the two of them.】
[Hahahahaha, what kind of genius script is this! (Smacking the table and laughing maniacally)]
-(Covering his face) Consecutive failures, two rotten apples, hahahaha, Cao thief, it looks like your first episode is really going to be a failure.】
[I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.]】
...
The cameraman and Luo Li couldn't stand it anymore. They covered their faces and held back their laughter.
As for Cao Shengming and Gua Mei…
The two of them could not help but fall silent.
Even Cao Shengming, who had a glib tongue, didn't know what to say.
"Uh... This... "This was also an accident," Cao Shengming braced himself and thought quickly."That…Let me tell you guys, this apple…This…Well... That's right…That…Cough cough…"
He desperately winked at Melon Girl.
Ah... Oh... Oh, right, right, right. That's right. Boss was right. It was exactly what he said.”
“？？？”
"I haven't said anything yet!" Cao Shengming was dumbfounded.”
“!!!”Melon Girl was shocked. Is that so? I thought you told me the reason.”
"I didn't."”
"Then tell me."”
Cao Shengming: ”
"Tell me why the apple is rotten."”
"I…" I said... I... I, I, I... No, then why didn't you tell me the reason?”
"I…" I... Err... This... This apple, I mean, is it possible that it, uh... That's right…Forget it, you should say it."
...
- [23333~~~ I can't watch anymore, hahahaha!!! (Spitting blood)-
(Tears) Cao thief, if you really can't do it, just spend some money to find someone to write a script...
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Cao thief, if you really can't think of an excuse, just blink. We'll think of a way to help you.]】
- [After watching so many live broadcasts, this is the first time I've seen a fan in the live broadcast room trying to help the host lie... (Laughing and crying)]
...
Pa!
Suddenly!
Cao Shengming slapped his thigh and jumped up.""I know! I know what's going on!"
“？？？”
Melon Girl's face was covered in tears."If you know, then you know. But why are you slapping my thigh?"”
"I'm just a little excited.”
"But why did you slap my thigh? It hurts…"
"Yes, it's mainly because it's white and shiny. I'm envious of it. Hey, we're buying apples. Why are we talking about this? It'll be troublesome if someone blocks our live-stream later.”
“......”
(Laughing and rolling his eyes) F * ck... Ahahaha! These two people are laughing so hard that my stomach hurts!]
(Covering his face) They almost fought.】
- [(Covering her mouth and crying) Can someone help me call the emergency number? I just finished an operation and I'm laughing so hard...]
- [(Tears) I wanted to be a legitimate buyer, but these two people actually wanted to laugh me to death.】
[(Come on) Fight, fight!】
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Cao thief, are you here to sell goods or to make a joke? Hahahahaha!]!!】
...
"Brothers!"
Cao Shengming was full of confidence."Let me tell you, just as I said earlier, our apples are all natural and free of pollution.”
"Therefore, without the intervention of human healing, it is inevitable that a few of them will have problems. The two apples just now happened to be the two apples in the box that had problems!”
After saying that.
He looked at Melon Girl excitedly."What do you think, dear? Is my explanation okay?"”
Melon Girl covered her face.”
"Why don't you think of one?"
Melon Girl frowned for a long time, but in the end, she nodded vigorously. Her tone was firm and powerful."Yes! You're right, it's like this!”
"Bring me another apple!"
Cao Shengming perked up again."Brothers, don't look at me like I've failed, but in fact, I've never failed. You have to believe me on this!”
"As for the two incidents just now, on the surface, they look like accidents, but if you look closely..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the bullet screen began to flood with comments.
[It's an accident!]
[It's still an accident!]
But if you look closely, it's an accident!】
--【......】
...
"Cough cough…"
Cao Shengming didn't explain further. He took the apple again and waved his hand."Alright, let's not say anything else. From now on, we'll start selling apples officially.”
[Brother Ming, is it possible that this is another rotten apple?]】
...
Cao Shengming blinked.
He didn't dare to open the package for a long time, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that the possibility of this happening was very small.
Taking out two rotten apples from a box was already ridiculous enough.
If there was a third one, he thought that he could go out and buy a lottery ticket. Even if he couldn't win five million, it would be easy to win 1,280.
Perhaps it was to reassure the fans of the live stream, or perhaps Cao Shengming was really confident this time. He patted his chest and said,"Brothers, you can rest assured this time. I dare to swear that the same problem will never happen again!”
"If this can still be rotten, I'll eat this apple in front of the live broadcast room!”
When Melon Girl heard this, she quickly pointed at Cao Shengming and mouthed,""This is what he said. It has nothing to do with me!”
...
Rip!
Cao Shengming used all his strength and tore open the packaging. He looked at it and was amused."Haha! Brothers, look, this is a good apple, a big and red apple!”
"I'll flip it over for you to see. Look here first. Very good, no problem.”
"Let's look at this side. It's very good. There's no problem.”
"Finally, let's look down here... F * ck you!"
...
In the live broadcast room-[Pfft! Wahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm waiting for that thief Cao to eat an apple on livestream!】
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