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The comments exploded!
The frequency of spamming was like a machine gun, and almost all the fans laughed crazily at this moment!
...
--【... My f * cking abdominal muscles are hurting from the two of you laughing! (Slap the table and laugh hysterically)]
-(Tears) I want to report them. I bought an apple, but they actually want to laugh me to death. This is murder! Murder!]
- [(Laughing to tears) Oh my god, do you want me to sleep tonight? I'll wake up laughing even in my dreams, hahahaha...]
- [(Covering his mouth and crying) I'm dying of laughter. I'm really dying of laughter. Who can save me? Hahahahahaha...]
(Slamming the table and laughing) I can't stop laughing... Therefore, Thief Cao wanted to livestream eat apples.】
- [(Eating Melons) Waiting for Cao Cao to eat the apple.]】
- [(dog head) The shop owner is crying his heart out in the toilet. Why did he find these two idiots to bring the goods, hahahaha...]
[Merchant: See you in court!]】
...
Cao Shengming held his head with both hands and was in extreme pain.
"What sin did I commit in my previous life?" Cao Shengming's face was covered in tears."Brothers, listen to my explanation. This is really, really, really an unexpected situation…"
Melon Girl silently placed the apple in front of Cao Shengming and couldn't help but turn her head.""I washed it…Eat... Eat."
Cao Shengming looked at Melon Girl with tears streaming down his face.
Taking a deep breath, Cao Shengming plucked up the courage to pick up the apple and said,""Brothers, regarding this matter, I can actually explain.”
"Actually, this apple looks rotten, but in fact, this thing is its own characteristic.”
"This apple of ours is not quite the same as the ordinary apples on the market. Those apples look good, but they don't taste good. However, this apple of ours indeed doesn't look good. It even looks like it's rotten, but in fact, it tastes delicious!”
...
[(Eat melons) Make it up, continue making it up.]】
[I want to see what kind of flower Cao can make up.]】
- [(Laughing and crying) Next, please watch. The live streamer Cao Thief is making up stories online.】
...
"Really…"
Cao Shengming took a deep breath and stared at the apple. He swallowed his saliva subconsciously and gritted his teeth."It's true…Believe me, this apple is really delicious, really delicious!!!”
After saying that.
He mustered up all his courage and immediately took a big bite!
Instantly.
A rotten smell spread in his mouth. Not only was it pungent and bitter, but most importantly... Damn it!
Cao Shengming's entire body could not help but tremble violently. Even so, he still forcefully endured the strong sense of rejection brought by his taste buds. He almost used up all his strength to squeeze out a smile.
"Alright... Delicious! Really…Really f * ck…Delicious!"
Melon Girl covered her mouth, her eyes filled with heartache."Otherwise…If it really didn't work…Let's throw up..."
"Spit! What! Eh! Spit!"
Cao Shengming's eyes widened as he chewed,""Good! Eat! It was delicious! Brothers, this apple is really good…"
...
[(Slamming the table and laughing) The Cao thief who wants to be strong all his life, hahaha!]!!】
- [I've seen Thief Cao making others suffer every day. Today, I finally saw Thief Cao suffer. Why am am I so happy?]】
[I can't take it anymore. In order to thank that thief Cao for making me so happy, I have to give him a wave of tips. I have to give him a lot of tips!】
'Memories of the Empty City' sent the streamer a hot air balloon *99…
'Mr. Sunflower' sent the streamer 'Romance Flower Fire' x99…
'Three Years of Earning' sent the streamer 'Go Duck' x99…
'Meng Yuyu' sent the streamer a 'romantic horse-drawn carriage' x1…
'Dao Companion Mo Hai' sent the streamer 'Dream Castle'*1…
...
In the live broadcast room.
Countless gifts bloomed like fireworks in the sky. In an instant, they looked especially beautiful.
Melon Girl was excited!
"Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. Boss, hurry up and eat a few more mouthfuls. There are so many gifts. We're rich…"
Cao Shengming was about to cry."You motherf * cker..."
In the next second.
Ugh!"
Finally.
Cao Shengming couldn't help but spit out the apple he had bitten.
However…
He quickly took another bite and held back his tears. He had a smile on his face that was harder than crying."It's true…It's delicious, it's f * cking sweet…Ugh!"
...
"Brother... Brothers... Let's…Let's look at the other apples…'Ugh…' Cough cough, Melon Sister, hurry up and get me a bottle of water…I'm about to die from the thirst…"
He rinsed his mouth.
After taking a dozen deep breaths, Cao Shengming felt much better.
He panted heavily."Brothers, to be honest, I'll touch Melon Girl's conscience and say that this apple tastes really good. Don't look at me just now as if I'm in pain. In fact, I'm enjoying it. Really."”
After saying that.
He simply picked up the apple box and took out an apple from it."Brothers, let's not keep you in suspense this time. Let's see if the quality of this apple is good or not!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he decisively grabbed an apple and tore open the packaging.
- Rotten.
"One more!"
- Rotten.
“... Next!"
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“... Change to another one!"
--。
“......”
“......”
Cao Shengming's rage points 100!
“!!!艹!!!”
Finally.
He couldn't take it anymore. He picked up the box of apples and threw it on the ground. Then, he stomped on it and said angrily,“艹! I'm not selling! I'm not selling this apple anymore!”
...
[Hahahahaha!]!! He was laughing so hard that he was out of breath! I'm afraid I'll die laughing in this live broadcast room today!】
[Pfft hahaha...] Brothers, this day next year will be my death anniversary, hahahahahaha...]
[(Slamming the table and laughing) I'm cramping up from laughing!]】
- [Laughing like crazy!!]
[Oh my god!!] How can you guys be so funny? Hahahaha...]
[(Covering his mouth and crying) I've already been laughed to death.]】
- [(Covering my eyes) May I ask if I can sue Thief Cao for money if I die of laughter? Hahahaha...]
- [I can't, I can't, I can't continue watching. Hahahaha, I have parents and children. I really don't want to die of laughter here!]】
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