The
old ancestor once said,"If you add some tofu to the marinated water, everything will be able to defeat everything. Dad Xia is simply a nemesis." (Covering his mouth and laughing)-
(Covering his mouth and crying) Thief Cao: Don't worry, I have a phone now…]
As expected, this person laughs wherever he goes, hahahaha ~(Laughing nonstop
)】
...
To be honest.
Cao Shengming really had no excuse.
When Dad Xia took out the Gomoku from the drawer, he had already started to doubt his life.
He really suspected that there were other kinds of chess pieces in the drawer.
"Little Cao, do you want some tea?"
"I'm not drinking."
"I'll go pour a cup of tea. After that, we'll play Gomoku.”
Dad Xia had just left.
Cao Shengming immediately went over and pulled open the drawer. When he took a closer look, he felt numb.
"Chess, shogi, military chess, military chess of the four kingdoms, checkers, archery, tic-tac-toe, flying chess, beast fighting chess…"
Cao Shengming was shocked.
The cameraman was also shocked."Brother, there seems to be a big winner in that corner.”
“...... They even have board games!"
Cao Shengming silently closed the drawer and fell into deep thought.
...
(Covering his mouth and crying) Dad Xia: You didn't expect that the 'hobby of playing chess' I mentioned was just a concept.】
- [(Covers eyes) Thief Cao: Who would have thought that...]
[I can't laugh anymore.】
- [(Covers his mouth and sobs) I strongly mind not watching the live broadcast at work. It's easy to be fined.]】
- [(Covering my mouth and crying) I was also fined yesterday. He asked me what I was laughing at, and I said I was watching Cao Cao's live broadcast. He fined me 300 yuan, and then I saw my boss rolling on the ground in the office laughing. Can I ask him for the money back?】
--【... Pfft!]
...
After Father Xia returned.
The contest on the chessboard officially began.
Dad Xia emphasized: "You can't lose your hand, or else Uncle will be angry. I hate it when people hold back when playing chess."”
--[Ding! You have consumed 100,000 popularity points to purchase Level 1 Gomoku skill.]】
“...”
Cao Shengming blinked his eyes."Then, alright then. Uncle, will you go first or should I?"”
"You do it."
Dad Xia was full of confidence."I have to remind you that I've been playing chess for more than ten years. You have to be careful."”
"In that case…"
- [Ding, you have consumed 1 million popularity points to upgrade your Gomoku skill from Lv1 to Lv2.]】
"Then I won't stand on ceremony."
Cao Shengming made a prompt decision and placed his piece down."Tian Yuan!"
...
On the other side.
Xia Keke, who was buying groceries with Xu Cuili, felt uneasy.
Although he was in the market.
However, her soul had already drifted home.
She had no idea what her father and Cao Shengming were doing or talking about.
Would they be exposed as they chatted?
This completely ignorant situation made her feel uneasy.
"Keke, what does Little Cao like to eat?”
"Fish!"
Xia Keke recalled the incident of Cao Shengming's 'stealing fish'. She blinked and said,"Grilled fish, fried fish, fried fish, anything is fine.”
"Alright."
Xu Cuili was very happy now.
Because Xia Keke did not go back on her word and really brought a boyfriend back.
Most importantly…
That boyfriend looked quite handsome.
"Working outside is definitely not as good as eating and drinking at home,""Tonight, eat well. Then, let Xiao Cao and your dad drink a few more glasses. Your dad is happy today.”
"Oh…"
At the side.
Xia Lianlian was playing with her phone.
On the screen of the phone was a webpage searched by Qiandu.
She frowned and muttered,""What school did future brother-in-law say he was studying at…Why couldn't he remember at all?”
"Sister,"
Xia Lianlian quickened her pace and caught up with him."What school did my future brother-in-law say he went to? I forgot.”
"If I say I don't remember either, would you believe me?" Xia Keke blinked.”
Xia Lianlian was speechless.
...
The three of them walked around the market for nearly an hour.
Only then did she walk back with her big and small bags.
When they passed by the security booth at the entrance, the security guard looked at the twin girls happily and said,"Isn't this Ke Ke Lian Lian? When did you come back?”
"I just came back,"
Xu Cuili replied with a smile."Not only did they come back, but they also brought a boyfriend back. He's very handsome."”
The old man's heart tightened when he heard that…
Oh no!
Son, your marriage is in danger!
At the door of his house.
Xia Keke's mood became even more perturbed. Her mind was filled with chaos.
What was Cao Shengming doing?
What was his father doing?
What were they doing?
...
However…
He had just opened the door.
She heard her father's shameless voice.
"Aiyo, little Cao, aren't you a little too ruthless? I have no way out.”
"This doesn't count, this doesn't count.”
“!!! Uncle, you've already regretted more than twenty moves. You can't play like this.”
“... I'm regretting my move. I'm making amends. Besides, I was careless just now. This is the last time, the last time you believe me.”
“... Uncle, you said the same thing just now.”
“？？？Is that so? If you didn't say it, I would have thought that you didn't say that just now..."
The cameraman was confused."Why does this sound so familiar?”
In the live broadcast room.
The audience laughed hysterically.
(Covering his face with both hands) Hahahaha! Thief Cao is undergoing military training, hahahaha.】
The experience of the thief Cao Cao tells us that only magic can defeat magic.】
(Covering his mouth and crying) I realized that Dad Xia is just like that thief Cao... That's ridiculous.]
[Hahahaha! If you didn't say... F * ck, isn't this the exclusive term of the thief Cao?】
[Thief Cao: This old man is copying me!] (Smile)
]
At the entrance.
Xu Cuili and the twins looked at each other.
"What's going on?"
Xia Lianlian took off her shoes and ran into the living room. She was dumbfounded. At this moment, Father Xia and Cao Shengming stood up. Their eyes met and they stared at each other.
"I'm leaving..."
Dad Xia hesitated."Wait a minute. I took another look…" Good! I'll take this step!"
"Wuhui!"
Cao Shengming's eyes widened."I can't go back on my words this time."
"I'm a seven-foot-tall man. When have I ever done something like regretting a move?？”
"Hey!"
Cao Shengming was shocked."Uncle, why are you so shameless? You're even more ruthless than me."”
After saying that.
Cao Shengming decisively placed his piece,"Five Stars Alignment!" Uncle, you lost again!"
Xu Cuili was speechless.
Xia Keke was speechless.
Xia Lianlian was speechless.
"Again, again!"
Dad Xia was obviously not convinced.""Let's have another round. Little Cao, you have to be careful. This time, I'll use everything I've learned in my life. I guarantee that you'll be convinced of your loss and find all your teeth on the ground.”
“...... Come."
Cao Shengming's energy was also aroused. He rolled up his sleeves and said,""Old thing…"
"What?" Dad Xia asked.
“.... Ah... Err... I'm saying that the chess skills passed down by our ancestors can't be seen.”
"But I clearly heard you calling me an old thing just now."”
“... That's a local cultural characteristic. That's how we address our ancestors. Old thing, little brat, and so on. It makes us feel close.”
Dad Xia pondered for a while.""The local culture of your place is quite different…"
"All power-storing adepts are like this."
In the next second.
Dad Xia: "You must be homesick. How about this? I'll treat you as if you're at home. Don't be so restrained. At most, I'll learn the local culture from your place."
Then, he shouted,"Little bastard, come, let's fight another 800 rounds!"”
“...”
...
"Mom, did I have an older brother in the past?" Xia Keke's eyes were filled with confusion.”
"Mom, did you lose Brother in the past?"”
Xu Cuili's eyes were confused."I don't know. You have to ask your father about this. Did he have a son before he married me?"”
In the live broadcast room.
It was boiling.
- [Haha, this isn't a son-in-law, this is a son, hahahaha...]
[This old and young pair are simply too good at causing trouble.]】
[(Covers her mouth and sobs) I suggest you do a paternity test. It might be the same bloodline.]】
[The old man is too cute, hahaha.]】
- [This is great. We're a family now.] Dad
Xia: This is my long-lost son!】
...
Seeing that Dad Xia and Cao Shengming were having a good time.
Xu Cuili didn't disturb them and went to the kitchen with the twins.
Even though it was still early.
However, they were going to cook a table full of dishes tonight, so it was necessary to prepare in advance.
In the living room.
The sounds of battle rang out.
The old and the young were scheming against each other. They were fighting fiercely.
And this fight.
It was an afternoon.
...
Dad Xia sat on the sofa with a face full of doubt.""No way. How could it be like this? With my strength, I actually lost twenty-three rounds in a row?”
"Little brat, are you cheating?”
Cao Shengming was shocked."Uncle, you're quite trendy. You even know how to say such things."”
"I've been there before."
Dad Xia smiled faintly."We've already played with the things that young people like you do. Little Cao, I'm not bragging to you, but I was a handsome young man from all over the country."”
"The girls who want to be with me line up from the village to the city.”
"Is that so?"
Cao Shengming was surprised.”
"That's right…"
Xu
Cuili rolled her eyes."Stop bragging to Little Cao about the things that happened when you were young. You're already an adult, so why don't you know how to be shy? Hurry up and come over to help.”
“... Give me some face."
Seeing this.
Cao Shengming hurriedly stood up."I'll do it, I'll do it. If there's anything else you need help with, just let me do it.”
Dad Xia smiled.”
...
At the table.
Xu Cuili was the first to stand up. She held her drink and smiled."Little Cao, welcome to our house. Don't be polite with us. Just treat this place as your own home. If you need anything, just let me know, understand?”
"Thank you, thank you."
Cao Shengming also stood up and lowered his glass."Thank you, Auntie. Thank you, Uncle. I'll do it, but you can do whatever you want.”
At this moment.
Dad Xia glanced at Cao Shengming and said with some disdain,""Little Cao, you can't do this. How can you drink beer like this? Keke, go and bring up the old wine that your father has treasured for many years.”
"Dad…"
"Drink less." Xia Keke said helplessly.”
"I'm happy today," Dad Xia said cheerfully,""Little Cao is to my liking. Hey, why are you controlling me? Hurry up and go. No matter what, you have to drink a few more glasses with Little Cao today.”
Xia Keke was helpless and could only carry a box out of the room.
"This is the wine I brewed myself. You can't drink it outside," Dad Xia said excitedly and immediately poured a full glass for Cao Shengming."Drink more. There's still not enough."
Cao Shengming was speechless. Uncle, this wine…It looks moldy."
"Is that so?"
Dad Xia looked at it and fiddled with it with his chopsticks.“... You're mistaken."
Cao Shengming: "???"
Next.
It was time for men.
The old and the young exchanged drinks, one after another. They started talking about trivial family matters, then the international relations of Zhuliya, and finally, the ancient mythological heritage…
The more he said, the more ridiculous it became.
It was obvious that the two of them had drunk too much!
Cao Shengming held Dad Xia's shoulders and burped,""Brother, I'm telling you…"
"Brother, listen to me!"
"No, no, no, brother, let me finish first.”
"Brother, since you call me brother, then I'm older than you. Let me speak first.”
At the side.
The two sisters didn't know whether to laugh or cry."What is this? Why are you calling me brother?"”
Xu Cuili was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth."Quick, quick, quick. Record it and show it to the two of them tomorrow.”
"Good!"
Xia Lianlian excitedly took out her phone and recorded the entire scene.
In the live broadcast room.
Everyone teased.
- [(Comical) Xia Keke: She had clearly brought a boyfriend back. How did the seniority get messed up in the span of a meal?】
- [Xia Keke: I'm cracking...]
[(Laughing and crying) Good fellow, there's no one else who calls his father-in-law brother.]】
[(Covering his eyes) It's too real. Listen to me. No, no, no. Let me finish first. It's exactly the same as when I was drunk.]】
[(Melon Eating) Do you think it's possible that we're all like this when we're drunk?]】
...
This meal.
He ate for more than three hours.
Dad Xia and Cao Shengming, on the other hand, had downed three bottles of home-brewed white wine and two boxes of beer. They were truly ruthless!
After three rounds of wine.
Dad Xia stood up with a flushed face. He couldn't even walk steadily.
But even so.
He still held Cao Shengming's hand and said,""Brother, today I…I'm happy, let's go, I'll bring you out…Have a good time."
As soon as he finished speaking.
Xu Cuili rushed over with a rolling pin.
Cao Shengming was speechless.
He watched as his father-in-law was dragged by the ear and thrown into the room, the kind that could not fight back at all.
This scene…
Cao Shengming immediately sobered up.
"Well... It's getting late."
Cao Shengming swallowed his saliva." Aunt, then…" I'll leave first, I..."
"Leave?"
"Where are you going?" Xu Cuili asked.”
"He went to stay outside the hotel," Xia Keke said."The rooms are all booked. Otherwise, how could we have a place for them to stay in our house?”
That was true.
Xia Keke's house wasn't big.
It was a standard three-bedroom apartment with two living rooms. The master bedroom was for the two elders, while the two second bedrooms were for Xia Keke and Xia Lianlian.
Therefore, he had no choice.
Before coming, Cao Shengming and Xia Keke had discussed this.
That night, he brought the photographer to a hotel.
Hearing this.
Xu Cuili pondered for a moment without saying a word. She just walked to the coffee table and picked up a pot of tea.
Then, she walked to the shoe rack as if nothing had happened.
Pah!
She 'accidentally' touched the cabinet and the tea poured down, drenching the entire shoe rack.
Amongst them.
Cao Shengming's shoes.
"Aiya!"
Xu Cuili slapped her forehead and exclaimed,"Oh no, my shoes are wet. I can't wear them anymore!”
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