At that moment.
Everyone present was dumbfounded. After all, Cuili Xu's acting skills were a little bad, but even so, she insisted on directing this extremely funny script.
" Aiyayaya, why am I so careless?" Xu Cuili picked up the shoe and threw it into the bathroom."Xiao Cao, don't worry, I'll wipe it for you.”
Plop!
The sound of someone falling into the water suddenly rang out.
Xu Cuili cried out in shock,"Aiyaya, oh no, oh no, why did I throw it into the bucket?"”
As he spoke.
She sighed and shook her head." There's no other way. Without shoes, we definitely can't walk. Lianlian, what are you still standing there for? Help your sister carry your future brother-in-law to her room."”
"Look, after drinking so much, you're swaying when you walk. What if you get hit by a car when you go out?”
"Sigh, there's no other way. There's really no other way. Xiao Cao, just make do with staying here for a night.”
Cao Shengming was dumbfounded.
Xia Keke was flabbergasted.
At this moment.
The cameraman beside him was filled with question marks."Then... Then where do I live?"
Xu Cuili asked.
"Didn't you guys get a room?" he asked after pondering for a moment.”
"But,"
The photographer pointed at the shoe rack and said,"My shoes are wet too…" How am I supposed to wear this?"
"Is that so?"
Xu Cuili walked to the shoe cabinet and took out a pair of sandals. She shouted in surprise,"Aiya, look, there's a pair of sandals here. I think it's the right size for your feet.”
The photographer was speechless.
The live broadcast room was laughing like crazy!
(Laughing while clutching his stomach) Hahahahaha! Mother-in-law, you're so awesome!
'I realized that this family is a good match for the Cao thief…'
[(Covering her mouth and crying) This mother-in-law is really good at dealing with people. If there's anything, she'll really do it!]
I'm dying of laughter.
[Tonight's incident is simply too much. Where can I find such a mother-in-law?]
(Laughing and rolling his eyes) Oh my god…You might as well laugh me to death, hahahaha.
[How can I let my future mother-in-law see this scene?] (Covering her mouth and crying)
---(comical) I suggest you edit this video and send it to the mothers-in-law who have daughters so that they can learn and watch it well.
...
Cao Shengming returned to his room.
However, it was not Xia Keke who helped him back, but Xia Lianlian.
As for Xia Keke.
She was still standing in the living room, staring blankly.
Right now.
The development of this script had completely deviated from her imagination. It could even be said that she was completely out of control.
She had never expected this.
Her own mother would actually help Cao Shengming do such a bizarre thing.
That acting…
Could it be any more fake?
It's a big deal!
Xia Keke turned around and asked Xu Cuili,"Mom... Is it appropriate for you to do this?”
"Then... Why don't I bring your father and sister out to stay in a hotel? Leave the whole house to you two?”
Xia Keke: "???"
At the side.
Xia Lianlian looked at Xia Keke gloatingly."Sis, my future brother-in-law is already lying down, but I feel that he doesn't have much strength left. By the way, do you want to get a towel to help him wipe his face?”
Nani? (òωó?)!？
He wants me to wipe his face?
Don't even think about it!
Impossible!
No!
No, no, no.
Xu Cuili was as fast as lightning as she took out a towel."Go wipe your man's face."
Xia Keke trembled as she took the towel, her eyes hazy."Mom, I'm your daughter…"
"I have two,"
Xu Cuili waved her hand." It doesn't make a difference if there's one more or one less. Besides, they all look the same, so there's even less of a difference."”
Xia Keke: Are you speaking like a human?"
"Lianlian, why are you still standing? Go back to your room and sleep. Don't disturb your sister.”
Xia Lianlian stuck out her tongue." Alright, Sis. See you tomorrow. Oh, right, future brother-in-law too. See you tomorrow."”
Bang!
Bang!
The sound of the door closing twice in a row completely extinguished the last bit of hope in Xia Keke's heart.
Bang!
The door closed again, and the photographer left.
Standing in the living room.
Xia Keke felt despair. She walked to the door of the room and saw Cao Shengming lying on the bed.
She could not help but cry.
"How did I get myself involved…So this wasn't how the script was written!”
Although he was unwilling.
Although the script was indeed out of the outline.
But Xia Keke still braced herself and wiped Cao Shengming's face---Looking at Cao Shengming sleeping, she suddenly felt that it wasn't so hard to accept.
Even though the man in front of her had a cheap mouth and sometimes even people were cheap.
but overall
Other than these two points, there didn't seem to be any other major flaws.
But soon, Xia Keke frowned.""Is this a flaw? It seemed like everyone was like this…That's right, this was human nature.”
He placed the towel back in the bathroom.
Xia Keke also returned to her room.
However, she was at a loss as she sat on the chair. Cao Shengming was really drunk this time. He was lying on the bed in a " big " shape, sprawled out.
The bed in Xia Keke's room wasn't very big, and with him occupying it, there was almost no extra space.
Unless…
Get into his arms!
Thinking of this…
Xia Keke blushed.
" Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
She took a deep breath and said,""Don't even think about it. This definitely doesn't exist.”
---
At this moment.
She suddenly heard some movement at the door.
just like
It sounded like a mouse moving.
Xia Keke tiptoed to her feet and gently placed her hand on the door handle.
In his heart, he counted down---"Three, two, one!"”
He pulled the door open!
Then, three figures rolled in one after another!
Xia Keke was speechless.
Dad Xia sat on the ground and was silent for a while. He blinked and asked,""Oh... 'Where's the toilet? This isn't the toilet. Oh, my daughter, why are you here? You're in the wrong place.'”
Mother Xia supported Father Xia as if nothing had happened.""You can't even find the toilet after drinking so much. Come, let me help you over.”
Xia Lianlian was speechless.
Xia Keke was speechless.
"Sister, what are you waiting for?"”
"I'm waiting for your explanation."”
"Would you believe me if I told you that I helped Dad find the toilet?”
"What do you think?"
"I think you'll believe me. I'm leaving, sister. Goodbye, sister. Goodbye, future brother-in-law.”
“！！！”
Xia Keke gritted her teeth and closed the door. Then, she walked over fiercely and gritted her teeth."F * ck! Sheng! Inscription! You…"
Before he finished speaking.
Cao Shengming immediately sat up."Grandfather is here."
This scene…
Xia Keke was stunned.
But in the next second.
He lay down again, unconscious.
“... I…"
Xia Keke was stunned for a long time." Pfft, hahahaha. How can you be so poor when you're drunk? Goose, goose, goose, goose…"
...
...
It was late at night.
The streets of the neighborhood were quiet, and the sounds of insects and toads could be heard in the bushes by the roadside.
This was what they called it:
...
-----
...
The cameraman couldn't help but burst into tears.”
Back at the hotel.
The cameraman temporarily turned off the live broadcast.
He still had this right. After all, this was the program team's rule.
He lay on the bed.
He tossed and turned to sleep.
Finally, he took out his phone and found the angel with the broken wings.
"Are you asleep?"
"No."
"Let's chat."
"You are?"
The cameraman was in tears. It's too heart-wrenching!"
...
The next day at 9 AM.
Cao Shengming woke up in a daze, but his head hurt a little.
Most people were like this when they drank too much.
The next day, she felt dizzy.
But just as Cao Shengming was about to get out of bed, he realized that his arm seemed to be pressing on something.
He turned around.
Good fellow!
A still face was facing him, and she was sleeping soundly with his arm as a pillow.
At this moment.
Cao Shengming couldn't help but swallow his saliva. His hangover had also disappeared by half.
The distance between him and Xia Keke.
At most, it was only a dozen centimeters.
At such a close distance, Cao Shengming could clearly feel her every breath.
This made Cao Shengming's heart beat faster.
To be honest.
If he said that he had no feelings for Xia Keke, that would be pure fraud.
Men.
They all liked pretty girls.
Xia Keke was a very beautiful girl. Not only was she beautiful, but she also looked very pure.
This was simply an irresistible existence!
"Isn't it a little too much to use this to test human nature?”
"Which man can withstand such a test!”
Cao Shengming didn't even dare to blink.
Even his breathing was coordinated with his mouth, trying to suppress his movements to the minimum.
Cao Shengming tiptoed.
Bit by bit, he pulled out his already numb arm…
Then, he used a lighter method to get off the bed.
After confirming that Xia Keke had not woken up.
His anxious heart finally relaxed. He could not help but pat his chest."Fortunately, he didn't wake up. If he did, how embarrassing would that be?”
Soon after.
He gently covered Xia Keke's stomach with the blanket.
Only then did he quietly walk out of the room.
However…
The moment he walked out.
Xia Keke opened her eyes.
In the next second.
Her face turned red.
"Unexpectedly, it's actually quite... Mm... He's quite serious."
She muttered softly.
Then, he subconsciously pulled the blanket, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up a few times. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.
...
...
Cao Shengming gently closed the door.
He turned his head.
He was shocked.
"F * ck, Old Dong…Uncle, what are you doing here?"
In front of him.
Dad Xia was dressed in a camouflage suit, a straw hat, and a towel draped over his shoulders.
"I was waiting for you," he said with an imaginative smile.”
"Wait for me? What for?"
Dad Xia glanced at the ground. Cao Shengming looked at it and immediately exclaimed," Good heavens!"
Sling bag, small stool, fishing net, plastic basin...
"Uncle, are you going fishing?"
"Why don't I go visit the grave?"
“？？？Uncle, your mouth seems to be more serious than mine!”
At this moment.
The cameraman walked over with a camera."Brother, uncle has been waiting for you here since early in the morning.”
"You're here."
"Yes, I'm already here. I'm waiting in the living room.”
Dad Xia waved his hand and interrupted them.""Alright, stop talking nonsense. Let's hurry up and leave. If your aunt finds out later, she might not be able to go.”
As he spoke.
He glanced in the direction of the kitchen warily. After making sure that Xu Cuili hadn't come out, he urged,"Quick, quick, follow me."
However…
Before he could take two steps, Xu Cuili walked out of the kitchen.
As soon as she saw the fishing bag, she immediately knew what Dad Xia was going to do. She said angrily,""Where are you going? You want to go fishing again? When your future son-in-law comes, you're not at home to accompany him. You go fishing!？If you have the ability, go and show me today. I'll even break the fishing rod for you!”
Xu Cuili's roar.
Father Xia was so frightened that his entire body trembled. However, perhaps he felt embarrassed, he quickly put on a fearless expression and retorted,""What's wrong with me going fishing? Really, you even dare to come up to me. Don't you know who has the final say in this family?”
Seeing this.
Cao Shengming couldn't help but raise his finger.”
"Of course,"
Dad Xia immediately became proud.""Back then, I…"
"Uncle…" Cao Shengming interrupted him and swallowed his saliva."Aunt…It's here..."
Xu Cuili was holding a kitchen knife in her hand.
"What did you say just now?" she asked as she walked toward Dad Xia. Try saying that again!"
Dad Xia was scared out of his wits.
"What are you doing? Don't come over. Your future son-in-law is standing right here. Stop right there, do you hear me…"
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
Seeing that Xu Cuili was about to attack, Dad Xia had an idea and immediately blocked Cao Shengming in front of him.""Wife, let me tell you, it's Xiao Cao. Xiao Cao told me yesterday that he wanted to go fishing, so I took him fishing today.”
"Right, Little Cao?"
"Ah?"
Xu Cuili stopped and looked at Cao Shengming."Little Cao, is that so? If you want to go, then go. But if he forces you, you have to tell me and chop off your legs.”
Cao Shengming blinked. is... I wanted to go."
Beside his ear.
" Well done, Little Cao," Dad Xia said delightedly." Uncle didn't misjudge you."”
So it was.
Only then did Xu Cuili give up.
"Come back early, okay?"
Xu Cuili walked into the room and took out two thousand yuan from her bag and gave it to Cao Shengming."Take it. Buy whatever you want to eat. Don't stand on ceremony. Come back early in the afternoon and have dinner together.”
"No need. Aunt, I have money. I don't need..."
" I told you to take it. Why are you still arguing with your aunt?" Dad Xia shamelessly took the money and stuffed it into his pocket."Your auntie is worried that you'll be hungry. Do you know that you have to accept the old man's kindness?”
After saying that.
He picked up his fishing bag and swaggered towards the door.
Cao Shengming pondered for a while before looking at the photographer and asking,""That money just now…"
"I think he's slandered me."
“!!!”Cao Shengming was shocked." F * ck, there are actually people who are more shameless than me these days."”
...
Hahahaha! Cao Cao has been completely defeated, hahahahaha!
Uncle Xia was the best!
- - (Tears)
(Covering her mouth and crying) I see Thief Cao blackmailing other people's money every day. I didn't expect to see someone blackmailing Thief Cao's money in my lifetime. It's really not easy.
As the saying goes, good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that the time has not come for retribution. (Comical)
...
Walking on the road in the neighborhood.
" Little Cao, it's all thanks to you," Dad Xia said happily." Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to get out."”
Cao Shengming put his hands in his pockets.""With me around, you can still swindle some money, right?”
“... Child, aren't you hurting our relationship by bringing this up?”
"Uncle, can I ask you a question?”
"Tell me."
"Was your ancestor surnamed Cao?”
“？？？”
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