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45 . The perverted monkey and the lovelorn King Kong

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By the time he found a shovel, Monkey had already run out of Yan Bingbing's room.

"Don't run, I won't kill you!"

Shen Lang chased it around the yard in exasperation.

Monkey was so scared that he cried out," Brother Tiger, bite him! Hurry up and bite him! This guy wants to kill me!"”

It jumped up and down while encouraging the fat tiger.

"No matter who you look for today, I'm going to beat you up!”

Shen Lang was so angry that he hit Monkey's butt with the shovel. It was so painful that it squeaked.

"Serves you right!"

Big Brother Fat Tiger spoke.

It was currently lying on the steps of the courtyard with its head stuck out. It had the aura of a king as it spoke in a dignified manner.

"You still haven't changed after leaving the zoo. Take off that thing on your body. If I see you again, I'll slap you to death!”

Perhaps it was because of Yan Bingbing, but Fat Tiger actually took the initiative to uphold justice for her.

It was not without reason that Shen Lang wanted to beat it.

This pervert actually went to Yan Bingbing's room and found a fiery red bra, then put it on her chest and showed it off proudly.

The most important thing was that it fit her even better than Yan Bingbing.

It was not Yan Bingbing's fault for being anxious, nor was it Shen Lang's fault for wanting to beat it up.

The scene of the perverted monkey wearing underwear was deeply imprinted in Shen Lang's mind.

Thinking about the possibility of getting closer to Bingbing in the future, he could only think of today's scene. It was simply a sin!

In any case, Bingbing would never wear red underwear in front of him again! Monkey took off his underwear and handed it to Shen Lang.

Shen Lang looked at it and passed it to Yan Bingbing after confirming that it was not damaged.

"Bing Bing, keep it well. It's not peaceful tonight. Don't let a thief enter our house!”

When Yan Bingbing saw Shen Lang looking at her bra repeatedly, she was so embarrassed that her face turned red.

"Hurry up and give it to me! They're all watching!"

She snatched it away, ran back to the house, cut it into rags with scissors, and threw it into the trash can.

Yan Bingbing's heart finally calmed down after she was done.

She walked out of the house and was surprised to find Monkey chatting with Shen Lang.

One of them was talking in human language, and the other was talking in human language. It was obvious that the two of them had a thorough conversation.

She found it even stranger. Could Shen Lang really communicate with animals?

Yan Bingbing had already gotten used to the fact that Brother Tiger was lying in the yard. Seeing that it had no ill intentions, she became bolder.

"Brother Hu, it's cold outside.”

Yan Bingbing mimicked Shen Lang's way of addressing him. She took out a pink bedsheet and draped it over Fat Tiger.

The fat tiger turned its head and looked at her before growling.

"You are Shen Lang's wife? Thank you."

Yan Bingbing did not understand, but Shen Lang heard Fat Tiger's words. He turned around and almost laughed his head off.

"Bingbing, you made Youcai's mother angry. Youcai's mother is anxious! She actually thought of putting a bedsheet over Brother Tiger! Hahaha!"

Yan Bingbing blushed and explained in a low voice.

"Don't talk nonsense. I think it's quite human. Maybe if we treat it well, it won't bite us later.”

Shen Lang laughed for a while. When he saw Brother Tiger's unfriendly expression, he stopped smiling. "Great Sage, you said that the whole city is hunting down the animals that escaped from our zoo?”

The fat tiger asked the monkey called the Great Sage with a worried expression.

"Yeah, Brother Tiger! When I came, that idiot, Hippo, got lost at the crossroads and was caught by humans!”

"There's also a big gibbon. It was knocked into a daze as soon as it reached the flyover!”

"Not to mention those ostriches, grizzly bears, and kangaroo who were born with no brains. They were captured before they even ran out of the zoo!”

"The most idiotic thing is the alpaca. This guy spits on people and gets them to put him down on the spot!”

The Great Sage had a look of luck on his face. It really wasn't easy to come to the old director's house.

Fat Tiger was silent for a moment. He did not expect the situation to be so bad.

"I don't care! Great Sage, go outside and check out the situation. Don't attract the humans here! Let's wait for a while and see how many brothers will come. If there's anything, inform me immediately!”

The Great Sage nodded and grinned at Yan Bingbing. He jumped onto the roof and disappeared into the darkness.

Shen Lang and Yan Bingbing were dumbfounded as they watched their conversation.

"Shen Lang, don't you understand what they are saying? What are they trying to do?”

"I was just listening to the general idea. They seem to be gathering all the animals to our house for a meeting?”

"Ah! Meeting? Studying how to eat us?"

Yan Bingbing was so scared that her face turned pale.

Her thoughts were the same as Shen Lang's, but Shen Lang no longer thought so.

"No, Bing Bing, don't worry! I think Brother Tiger is also in the underworld. He is loyal!”

Shen Lang deliberately said it for Fat Tiger to hear. Fat Tiger glanced at the two of them and looked up at the sky with a heavy expression. "This is a tiger with a story!"

Yan Bingbing was stunned. She actually wanted to film the animal gathering.

"Bing Bing, should we still call the police?"

Shen Lang asked softly, respecting Yan Bingbing's opinion.

"It's better not to! If they have no ill intentions, why should we ruin their business?”

Yan Bingbing shook her head. She wanted Shen Lang to ask if they could livestream their gathering later, but she heard someone in the house.

"Oh!"

A roar came from inside the house!

"Another animal!"

The two of them looked at each other and quickly ran into the house.

"Don't be afraid, it's my good buddy Reeves.”

Fat Tiger shook his head and said, telling them to relax.

"Reeves? There are also foreign animals?"

Shen Lang and Yan Bingbing were shocked when they opened the door.

A huge guy covered in black fur climbed down from the hole in the roof and stepped on Shen Lang's bed.

"Vajra!"

The two of them exclaimed.

If not for Fat Tiger's warning, it would be impossible for him to not be afraid.

A 2.5-meter-tall giant gorilla weighing 400 pounds was standing in the room.

"Hello! I'm Reeves. Nice to meet you.”

The gorilla raised its basketball-sized palm and greeted the two of them.

"What did it say?"

Yan Bingbing could tell that the animals that came to the courtyard house tonight were all smart.

"It said that its name is Reeves, and it complimented you for being good-looking!”

Shen Lang did not bother to explain to Yan Bingbing. Instead, he rushed to the gorilla named Reeves.

"Brother, Brother Fat Tiger is outside. Why don't we go out and rest for a while? Don't stay in my room."

Shen Lang was about to cry.

Although the kennel was messy, at least it could accommodate people. Now that Fat Tiger and Reeves had made a mess, not only was the chair gone, but the bed had also collapsed.

If there were a few more animals, the entire house would probably be finished.

However, Reeves shook his head and sat on Shen Lang's collapsed bed.

"No hurry, brother. Do you have a cigarette?”

"Huh?"

Shen Lang did not expect this guy to ask him for cigarettes.

"If you have one, one. If you don't, a bottle of beer will do."

Reeves looked embarrassed and spoke very politely, as if Shen Lang would be sorry if he did not give it to him.

Shen Lang looked around and ran into Li Fugui's room.

He didn't smoke, but he knew that there were cigarettes and alcohol in Li Fugui's room.

After Reeves lit a cigarette and opened a bottle of beer, he sat down and his aura changed.

A feeling of depression, decadence, and hopelessness emerged.

"Shen Lang, let's go out and let her be alone.”

Yan Bingbing was a sentimental person. Her eyes reddened when she saw Reeves 'sad face.

On the table, in the live broadcast room that had not been closed, the netizens were also shocked.

[Brothers, have you called the police?] If you haven't reported it, then don't report it. This gorilla brother has a story. One look and you can tell that it's an old net suppressing clouds!

"Wuwuwu!" As a big man, I couldn't help but cry when I saw the gorilla. The adult gorilla's collapse was in an instant.

[As expected, in the world of adult gorillas, there is no such thing as easy. Everyone, don't call the police. Let it be alone!]

Everyone said sadly.

Before she could finish, she saw Reeves put out a cigarette and lit another one for himself. He noticed the phone on the table and stood up to walk over.

The second animal world internet celebrity was born.

It picked up its phone and looked at its own face through the camera. It shook its head as if it was not satisfied.

"Does Holyford think I'm not handsome enough? Why did you break up with me?"

Then, it turned to look at Shen Lang.

"Brother, can you give me another song? My ex-girlfriend loved this song the most!”

Shen Lang covered his face.

F * ck, did this big brother break up with someone?

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