Shen Lang looked up and almost fainted.
"I said, you're mistaken! I'm not a ghost, I'm not dead!"
He struggled desperately, but it was useless.
"Don't believe him, everyone! Even mental patients wouldn't admit that they were mental patients. Ghosts were the same.”
When everyone heard that, they were even more determined to burn Shen Lang.
The moment he was thrown into the crematorium, Yan Bingbing finally got out of the car.
She had just been thrown into a daze by the driver, Old Liu, and only then did she react.
"Stop! He's not a ghost. You guys are really mistaken!”
Yan Bingbing ran over in a panic.
When everyone saw this, they shouted again.
"There's also a female ghost! Brothers, burn them together!"
"In for a penny, in for a pound. The two of you can go together!”
"We'll accompany each other on the Bridge of Helplessness and join a good family in our next life! Old Brother Shen, don't be nostalgic about this world. We'll burn your wife for you immediately!”
Thud!
Everyone threw Shen Lang inside without any explanation.
"No!"
Yan Bingbing screamed in despair!
She did not expect Shen Lang to be burned alive instead of being killed by the meteor.
What a sad thing!
At this moment, everyone closed their eyes, not daring to watch a ghost burn to ashes.
"Crack!" "Kaka!"
Unexpectedly, the next second, the abnormal alarm of the cremation box sounded.
Everyone opened their eyes and were horrified to find that the flamethrower did not emit any flames.
What was going on?
Someone ran to the control panel to take a look and cursed angrily.
"Xiao Liu, there's no gas! Did I not ask you to pay?"
The university student Xiao Liu was shocked." Brother Wang, I just added 500 words this morning!”
Everyone was dumbfounded, not understanding what was going on.
Why did something suddenly happen to the crematorium that never broke?
Shen Lang's bad luck kicked in again. Even the crematorium was ruined by him.
At the moment of life and death, he kicked open the lid and climbed out himself.
Everyone panicked and wanted to escape in all directions.
Yan Bingbing was so angry that her nose was crooked.
"Why are you running? Open your eyes wide and take a good look! Does he have a shadow or not?!"
She couldn't run anymore, so she sat on the ground and shouted.
"What?"
Everyone was stunned.
Then, they looked down.
Under the moonlight, Shen Lang's shadow was exceptionally clear.
The university student, Little Meng, was shocked as he looked at Shen Lang who had just crawled out.
"Old Brother Shen, you're not a ghost? Are you really not dead?"
"How refreshing! I'm about to be burned to death by you!”
Shen Lang jumped to the ground and took off his red shroud.
It was too unlucky. Wearing this thing almost made people burn alive.
Everyone came over in fear and looked at Shen Lang carefully.
Someone touched his hair and pulled it hard.
"It's true. Your hair is not bad!"
Someone pinched his ear and turned it around.
"So soft, Old Brother Shen really didn't die!”
Some of them wanted to touch his chest, but Shen Lang kicked them away.
"Get lost!"
Not only were they not angry, they even hugged him excitedly.
"It's not a ghost, it's not a ghost! It was a false alarm, and it scared us to death!”
Shen Lang was hugged by a group of men and looked like he was about to collapse." I say, can you guys let go of me first?”
"No!"
Everyone said in unison, smiling as if they had just survived a disaster.
Yan Bingbing sat on the ground and looked at them with a smile.
After a long time, everyone finally calmed down. Finally, someone noticed Yan Bingbing.
"Bing Bing? You're actually Bing Bing from Central Broadcasting Station?"
Yan Bingbing smiled and nodded.
"I thought it was a male ghost and a female ghost. So it's Bing Bing!”
It was only then that everyone remembered that Yan Bingbing was right beside Brother Shen when he was killed.
"But, Brother Shen, why didn't you get smashed to death?”
The university student Xiao Liu finally asked the question that he had been concerned about for a long time.
Everyone looked at Shen Lang, including Yan Bingbing.
"Cough! Cough cough!"
Shen Lang coughed dryly and thought to himself, I can't tell you guys that I have a system.
However, he could only explain with a smile in front of everyone's curious eyes. "The effects of the show! Everything was a program effect designed by CCTV.”
Everyone was enlightened.
Many television programs designed many unimaginable things in order to attract people to watch.
Old Brother Shen turned out to be an actor hired by CCTV.
Only Yan Bingbing narrowed her eyes. She knew that Shen Lang was talking nonsense, but it was not the right time to ask him.
Now that things were clear, everyone finally set off on their journey home.
This time, there was nothing that could not be ignited.
When they reached the stop where Shen Lang was getting off, everyone bid him farewell.
"Brother Shen, see you next time!"
Shen Lang looked disgusted." See your grandpa! I hope I never see you again in this life.”
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Don't worry, you definitely won't be able to see us when you're alive!”
Shen Lang was so angry that he wanted to throw a brick at them, but Yan Bingbing stopped him.
"Stop fooling around, Shen Lang. Hurry up and go home. It was already five in the morning, and the sky was about to brighten!”
"What's wrong with daybreak?" Shen Lang was confused.
Yan Bingbing pointed at him.
"After daybreak, a large group of people will see a naked man running down the street in boxers.”
"I'll go!"
Shen Lang remembered that he was only left with boxers after he took off his shroud.
If not for the university student Xiao Liu lending Shen Lang a jacket, Shen Lang would have been too embarrassed to get out of the car.
He had no choice but to throw down the brick and bring Yan Bingbing to his rented house.
"Bing Bing, why didn't you return to the capital with the film crew?”Shen Lang asked curiously as he walked.
"…Do you think I didn't want to? There was an accident during the live broadcast, and the station's leaders asked me to suspend my duties to reflect on myself and wait for the final outcome.”
Yan Bingbing looked resentful. She did not know if she was unlucky to have met Shen Lang.
"That's fine, I'm fine! You shouldn't be punished.”
"You're fine. Professor Zhou Xuefeng was so scared that he had a heart attack. He was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment on the spot!”
Yan Bingbing had a feeling that her hosting career was coming to an end.
Shen Lang was speechless. He was still waiting for Zhou Xuefeng to give him the prize money.
"Bang bang bang!"
He finally knocked on the landlord's door with Yan Bingbing.
This was a courtyard house hidden in a high-rise building. Shen Lang had chosen to rent it because it was convenient to escape.
Most importantly, the rent was cheap.
"Who is it? It was early in the morning! Can't you let me sleep?!"
The landlord, Li Fugui, opened the door with a pair of black eyes.
"Shen Lang! Are you a human or a ghost?"
He immediately sobered up and screamed in fear.
"Oh…"
Shen Lang was already prepared and covered his mouth.
"Uncle Fugui, stop shouting. I'm not dead. I'm still alive and well. You still owe me 3092 yuan for the deposit. I won't die before the deposit is returned!”
He had said a lot of things in one breath to prevent Li Fugui from shouting it out to everyone.
When he thought about how a bunch of people came out to see the naked man, Shen Lang wished he could die on the spot.
"Mm…Mm!"
Li Fugui finally accepted the fact that Shen Lang was not dead.
Only then did Shen Lang relax and let go. Unexpectedly, as soon as he let go, Li Fugui shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Neighbors, Shen Lang is not dead. Come over and take a look! This kid even brought back a beauty!”
“艹!”
Shen Lang covered his crotch and ran into the house.
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