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32 Boss Lu, I want to send a blade to Lu Xinghe!

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Boss Lu, I Want to Send a Blade to Lu Xinghe!

The audience members who had confidently believed that Joker and Bai Jingjing would be able to walk to the end were all dumbfounded!

They had never expected that just as the plot was about to reach perfection, it would immediately be cut down with a single slash!

It really didn't look like the movie that their Lulu starred in at all.

Wouldn't it be great if the male and female leads were together until the end of the movie?

He had to die!

The audience could not accept the fact that they had reconciled one second ago and died the next.

Netizen·24K Pure Handsome: " Woo woo woo…Yangshi, return the Carnival that I tipped you! Just now, I thought that Bai Jingjing was saved and I was happy to reward you, but she died before she could even warm up…Wuwuwu!”

"That's right! It was indeed the movie of the king of bad movies. He had clearly saved the person and resolved the misunderstanding, but why did he die after living for less than three minutes?”

"As expected! Lu Xinghe's movie will be selected as one of the top ten bad movies by Yangshi. Just like the TV series and movies that our Lulu acted in, which one of them wasn't sweet and sweet!”

"Yeah, our Lulu is good-looking and has good acting skills. Most importantly, the male and female leads in the movie won't be as cruel and terrible as Journey to the West!!”

"Sob, sob, sob. I was just swearing that my girlfriend and I were in love like Joker and Bai Jingjing. Now that Bai Jingjing is dead, how am I going to explain?”

" F * ck, this part is too heart-wrenching. It's even more heart-wrenching than Qiong Yao's novel…"

At the same time,

In a certain lovey-dovey apartment in the Great Xia Kingdom.

Zhang Yida, the man of the couple who was about to break up, seemed to have thought of something. He hurriedly coaxed the girl who was determined to break up,

"Something's wrong! Baby, don't go yet."

"Don't you remember that Joker traveled through time and space?”

"Joker has the Moonlight Treasure Box that can travel through time and space. He will definitely be able to travel back and save Bai Jingjing again."

"If there's a first time, there'll be a second time.”

"Really?"

"Why would I lie to you? Believe me, our love is like Joker and Bai Jingjing. Even if we die, we will be buried together.”

"Who wants to be buried with you, hmph…"

Just like that, Zhang Yida and his girlfriend sat on the sofa and watched the live broadcast of " A Chinese Oscarness Journey ".

In Yangshi's live broadcast room,

In the movie-

Outside the Cave of Coiled Silk,

Joker touched the cold stone door and suddenly wanted to cry.

Everything was in vain!

He was only separated from Bai Jingjing by a stone door, but it was as if they were separated by mountains and seas.

For a long time, Joker couldn't recover from this guilt and sadness.

"Wifey! Wuwuwu! " Wifey…" The Second Leader who was holding the baby was already in tears.

Originally, he thought that he would never have a marriage in his life.

He was so ugly and useless, and he was even a mountain bandit of the Five Mountains.

However, all of this life without expectations changed the moment he met Chun Sanniang.

Even though she didn't love him, he still ended up with her.

She even had a child.

However, as soon as all this good luck arrived, the heavens immediately snatched it from his hands and wiped it out!

For a moment, the Second Leader could not accept it.

If he didn't have the child in his arms, he would have already died to accompany Chunsanniang, even if she never loved him…

"Wuwuwu, wifey…wifey…"

Just as the second-in-charge was crying until he was out of breath,

Joker's eyes suddenly lit up as if he had heard something.

"Moonlight Box!"

As he muttered, Joker's eyes lit up with hope.

As long as he could travel back to the past, he would be able to save Bai Jingjing and the others!

As he thought about it, Joker immediately took out the Moonlight Treasure Box from his waist and found a place where the moon was shining.

He raised the Moonlight Treasure Box above his head and shouted at the sky,"

" Prajna Paramita!"

After the deafening shouts,

What followed was the howling of the wind, lightning, and thunder.

In the blink of an eye, Joker disappeared under the shocked gaze of the Second Head.

In the next second,

Joker traveled through time and space and arrived at the Coiled Silk Cave.

However, the dust in front of him was a mess, which made Joker stunned.

He looked around anxiously.

There was no sign of Bai Jingjing, nor was there any sound of the Bull Demon King and Chun Sanniang fighting.

All that was left was a barren area in the cave.

"Jingjing!" Joker shouted in the cave.

He wanted to hear Bai Jingjing's response, but Bai Jingjing's response did not come in the empty cave. What came was his own lonely echo.

Joker was dumbfounded!

He ran into the cave to look for Bai Jingjing while shouting for her.

However, there was still no response!

He searched the locked cave.

He had searched through the small holes and big holes, but there were no other creatures in the cave except for him…

"Where is he?"

"Where did they all go?"

" How did this happen???"

Joker ran out of the cave and wanted to travel through time and space again.

However, when he picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box and used it again, he found that it did not work.

.........................

At this moment.

Sheep Vision's live broadcast room was filled with excited comments from the audience.

They did not understand.

He couldn't understand why the Joker had traveled through time and space to the location where there was a coiling silk cave, and why there wasn't Bai Jingjing.

There was no Second Head, Chun Sanniang, or Bull Demon King.

What was going on?

I haven't even saved Bai Jingjing yet. Where did you transmigrate to???

Not going to save Bai Jingjing?

At this moment, it wasn't just the viewers in the live broadcast room who were cursing.

The small restaurant on the street behind Heng's shop was even crazier.

The extras in the small restaurant were all in tears.

Tears fell from her eyes!

In the small restaurant, there was even a Sichuan-Chinese man who held back his tears and punched the wall with his fists, making loud banging sounds.

"Sob…Bai Jingjing is so pitiful."

"She had been searching for five hundred years of love, waiting for the ball to give her an answer, but as soon as the answer came to an end, she died!!!!”

"She didn't die from jumping off the cliff, she didn't die from Mother Thirty's poison, but she died trying to save Joker.”

"I don't know if what she did was worth it. In the end, I don't even know which year Joker has traveled to.”

"Bai Jingjing's life is too tragic. She waited for 500 years to die for love.”

In the small restaurant, some people cried for Bai Jingjing's sadness, and some people cried for the plain but not ordinary love between Chun Sanniang and the second head.

"That Second Head and Chun Sanniang are also a pair of unfortunate mandarin ducks."

" The selfish Chun Sanniang wanted to eat Tang Sanzang's meat all her life, but in the end, she used her life to protect Tang Sanzang's reincarnation..."

"The Second Head is also helpless. He can see that he wants to die with his wife, but he can only helplessly watch the child in his arms die.”

"You're crying just from watching a bad movie, Tie Zhu?”

"Didn't you cry too? You still have the cheek to criticize me.”

"I'm crying hammer, I…I just had a brick in my eye!”

It was also because these people found it difficult to see such a heart-wrenching plot in this era of bad movies.

At this moment, Zhao Liying, who was squatting in the corner, stood up with tears and snot in her eyes.

Holding the tissue she had just wiped her tears with, she carefully hammered Joker on the phone screen a few times.

"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!"

"Your mother's Lu Xinghe, what the hell is he doing!”

"She killed my Bai Jingjing. I loved her so much…Seriously!”

Zhao Liying's words were like an arrow that pierced through the clouds, and the atmosphere in the small restaurant suddenly changed.

The extras wiped their tears and complained.

"Where's Lu Xinghe? I'll f * cking kill him. Sob…He's the director. He's the one who killed my Bai Jingjing and my thirty-year-old mother!!”

"Yes! If I knew where this director Lu Xinghe lived, I would have to send him a razor blade for half a year. Shooting a movie actually made me feel more excited than watching Lu Han's Shanghai Fortress.”

"His movie is really funny, but it's heart-wrenching…"

At this moment, Zhao Liying suddenly remembered something.

She wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes and walked to Lu Xinghe, who was cutting vegetables with a dark face, crying.

"Boss! Give me three servings of pork trotter rice…I want to use food to make up for the damage my young heart just received.”

As she spoke, Zhao Liying looked at the familiar Lu Xinghe and quickly said,

"Oh right…Boss, I know your name is Lu Xinghe too."

"But don't worry, there are many people with the same name as you.”

"We're definitely not scolding you. Don't think too much, boss…"

Lu Xinghe didn't reply, but he continued to help Zhao Liying prepare the pork trotter rice with a solemn expression.

However, even though he didn't reply, Zhao Liying continued to nag at him like a monk,"

"But Boss…can you tell me if Lu Xinghe has cerebral hemorrhage? I think he must be allergic to love. He's still single."

" Otherwise, how could my Bai Jingjing be killed? Even the love between the second-in-command and the thirty-in-command is helpless and tragic…"

"Right, Boss? Do you think I'm right?"

Hearing this, Lu Xinghe nodded with a dark face as he ate the pork trotter."

"Yes, that's right!"

"I think you're all right. You're very insightful…"

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