The Exorcist
8 The life of immortal cultivation is carefree

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"Hey! Shi Potian! Are you there?" Wang Jingxuan had just climbed out of the bucket and washed the stinky things off his body with water when he heard someone calling him from outside the door.

"Is he calling me?" He thought for a moment." I think I'm called Shi Potian now!”

"Who is it?" Thinking of this, Wang Jingxuan looked outside and shouted in a childish voice.

"Nezha!" Nezha pushed the door open a crack and stuck his little head in with a smile.

"It's you! Why are you looking for me?" Wang Jingxuan was also very puzzled. He had been here for several days. He had to soak in the bucket for six hours every day. Besides soaking his body, he would lie on the bed for the rest of the time. Today, he was also surprised that Nezha actually came to find him.

"I'm looking for you to play!" Nezha pushed the door open and walked in front of Wang Jingxuan." Shi Potian, let's go out and play!" It's so fun!"

"Play? Play what?" When Wang Jingxuan heard that it was fun, he immediately became interested.

"Follow me! You'll know in a while!" Nezha took Wang Jingxuan's hand and walked out.

Wang Jingxuan did not resist. He wanted to know where Nezha was going to take him.

"Yo! Nezha, the little doll you brought is the one who came out of the Nuwa Stone, right?”Walking on the street, someone greeted Nezha.

"Yeah! It's him!" Nezha said proudly.

"Who is this black man?" Wang Jingxuan looked at the man who was more than two meters tall. He was muscular, tanned, and had a beard. He turned to Nezha and asked.

"This is the Mighty Miracle God!" Nezha whispered into Wang Jingxuan's ear.

"The Mighty Miracle God who was beaten by Sun Wukong until his pants ran off?”Wang Jingxuan looked at the Mighty Miracle God in front of him, then stood on tiptoe and whispered in Nezha's ear.

"Let's go! If he hears this, he will spank your butt!”When Nezha heard Wang Jingxuan's words, he immediately urged.

Wang Jingxuan looked at the black macho man in front of him and thought about how he would be spanked. He shivered and quickly quickened his pace.

"What are we going to do?" Wang Jingxuan followed Nezha around and seemed to think that there was nothing fun.

"We're almost there! We'll be there soon!" Nezha pulled Wang Jingxuan across the street and came to an alley.

"Look, it's that one!" Nezha pointed at a courtyard not far away and said.

"Where is that?" Wang Jingxuan scratched the back of his head and asked in confusion.

"That's the residence of Taibai Jinxing!" Nezha walked forward and searched the grass in the corner of the courtyard. Come quickly!"

Wang Jingxuan took a closer look and saw a hole.

"Get in!" Nezha said as he went in. Wang Jingxuan knew that there might really be something fun, so he followed him in.

"Shh!" As soon as they entered the courtyard, Nezha made a gesture to keep quiet. Wang Jingxuan was a little excited when he saw this action. He immediately nodded. Then, the two of them tiptoed through the courtyard and carefully pushed open the door of Taibai Jinxing's room. At this time, Taibai Jinxing was sleeping soundly on the bed and did not notice their arrival.

"In a while, I'll tie his hands and feet with a rope. You go and pull his beard. Remember, run after you pull it!”Nezha used his hand to block Wang Jingxuan's ear and whispered.

"Alright! I know what to do!" When Wang Jingxuan thought that he was going to pull out the beard of Taibai Jinxing, he was not sure at first, but when he saw Nezha's skillful actions of tying his hands and feet, he knew that Nezha had done this many times. The heavy stone in his heart was relieved.

Wang Jingxuan first quietly moved a stool, then stepped on the stool and climbed onto Taibai Jinxing's bed. He crept over and then gently grabbed Taibai Jinxing's beard. When Nezha finished all the preparations, Wang Jingxuan clenched his teeth and a tuft of beard was already in his hand.

"Aiyo!" Taibai Jinxing sat up in pain and saw Wang Jingxuan lying next to him.

Wang Jingxuan smiled at him and immediately moved his body quickly, then climbed out of bed. Taibai Jinxiang wanted to grab Wang Jingxuan, but he found himself tied up.

"Run!" At this time, Nezha gave the order. Wang Jingxuan ran out with his short legs and twisted his butt.

"Nezha! Shi Potian! You two brats! This old man will definitely not let you off when I catch you!”Taibai Jinxing shouted loudly in the room, but the two pretended not to hear him and just ran away.

"I can't run anymore! I can't run anymore!" After running for a long time, Wang Jingxuan stopped and sat on the ground, gasping for breath.

Nezha observed his surroundings and found that Taibai Jinxing did not chase after him. Let's rest here!"

"Was it fun?" Nezha looked at Wang Jingxuan, who was panting heavily, and asked.

"It's not that fun, but it's very exciting!”Wang Jingxuan thought for a moment and said.

"Then tell me, what makes it fun?”Nezha also felt that he would get tired of playing this kind of trick too much.

"Actually! We can set up some traps so that when he's chasing us, he'll either slip or fall into a trap. What do you think?”Wang Jingxuan expressed his thoughts.

Nezha tilted his head and stroked his chin with one hand. Why didn't I think of this before! Should we give it a try?"

"Taibai Jinxing must have been prepared today! If you want to try, find another person!" Wang Jingxuan said seriously.

"Why don't we test the effects on Erlang Shen's dog first? If it's good, then we can find someone else to play with?”Nezha suddenly thought of Xiao Tianquan.

"Xiao Tianquan? Could it be easily fooled? Isn't he very smart?" Wang Jingxuan asked with a puzzled face.

"I don't know if it will fall for it, but we can try!”Nezha seemed to have already come up with a countermeasure.

"Alright then! Let's set up a trap first, then look for Xiao Tianquan!”The two of them hit it off and quickly got busy.

"I'm finally done!" After a long time, Wang Jingxuan wiped the sweat on his head and said.

"Why are you wiping your sweat? It's as if I'm the one doing all the physical work. You're just telling me how to do it!”Nezha rolled his eyes at him and said.

"I think these traps are very taxing! You can laugh in secret later!" Wang Jingxuan ignored Nezha's words.

"But it's true! I also think that Xiao Tianquan will be very miserable this time!”Nezha laughed as he spoke.

Wang Jingxuan also laughed.

"Look! It's there!" The two of them hid in the corner and stretched their heads out to look at Xiao Tianquan, who was lying on the ground not far away and licking its paws lazily.

"Act according to plan!" Wang Jingxuan ran away, and Nezha walked out. He threw a bone over. When the Celestial Hound saw the bone, it turned its head and looked around. Then it slowly stood up and carefully pulled it with its hand. After finding that there was nothing wrong, it took the bone back and put it in its kennel.

As soon as it turned around, it was another bone. Its eyes lit up. With the previous test, the Celestial Hound let down its guard and walked towards the bone leisurely. However, every time it was about to touch the bone, the bone would move forward.

It was very unwilling. It was a dignified Celestial Hound, but it was actually being played by a bone. It bared its teeth and chased after the bone.

After a long time, it saw an even bigger bone in the distance. At this moment, a smile appeared on its lips. It gave up on the small bone and slowly approached the big bone.

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, Nezha suddenly appeared. I found that bone first!"

"You discovered it? I was the one who discovered it!" Xiao Tianquan said to Nezha.

"I was the one who discovered it! You can't go near it, you have to give it to me!" Nezha did not show any weakness and ran towards Big Bones. How could Xiao Tianquan tolerate its food being snatched away by others?

Therefore, it did not wait for Nezha to walk over and pounced on him.

"Plop!" The Celestial Hound fell into a deep pit. I fell to my death!" Then, it wailed.

" Hahahaha..." Just as the Celestial Hound was wailing in pain in the pit, Nezha and Wang Jingxuan leaned on the hole and stretched out their heads to look at the Celestial Hound below and laughed.

"You two brats, you won't even let a dog off!”Xiao Tianquan directly roared at the two of them.

"Bye bye!" The two of them ignored him and left.

"Come back! Come back!" Seeing the two people leave, Xiao Tianquan raised its head and roared angrily, but the two people were not moved at all.

"Do you think it will follow us?" Nezha asked softly.

"Whether it comes or not is entirely up to you!”Wang Jingxuan patted Nezha's shoulder and said.

"Why does it depend on me?" Nezha really did not understand this time.

"We'll trick it into going in. If it wants to follow us, you'll have to provoke it!”Wang Jingxuan stood on his tiptoes again and whispered something in Nezha's ear. Nezha frowned and then smiled.

"You're amazing! Just wait! I'll go now!" After saying that, Nezha turned around and returned to the pit.

"I thought you weren't coming back! Why did you come back?" Xiao Tianquan said angrily when he saw Nezha.

"I'm here to give you something to add!" As he spoke, Nezha chuckled, unbuckled his belt, and poured urine on it.

"You brat! Just you wait!" Xiao Tianquan was really angry this time.

Nezha made a face at it, turned around and ran. Xiao Tianquan jumped out of the pit after a while. Of course, the reason why it could jump out was that Wang Jingxuan had calculated the depth of the pit.

Nezha was running in front, and Xiao Tianquan was chasing behind him. As he chased, he shouted,"Stop right there!"”

"Only an idiot would stop! Nezha made faces at Xiao Tianquan as he ran.

"Your turn!" As Nezha ran, he tilted his body and made a sharp turn. The Celestial Hound was too fast to make a turn and rushed straight ahead. At this moment, Wang Jingxuan pulled the rope that was buried in advance. The Celestial Hound tripped on its four legs and slid face down for a long time. Before it stopped, another wooden hammer flew down from the sky and smashed towards it. Its body was directly smashed into the air. Then, it kept flipping in the air and finally landed on a tree after drawing a perfect arc in the air.

"Yay!" Nezha and Wang Jingxuan saw that the effect was good and high-fived to celebrate.

The two of them didn't care about Xiao Tianquan at all. After all, it followed Erlang Shen, so this injury was nothing.

Xiao Tianquan watched helplessly as the two little people disappeared from his sight.

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