"I'm really happy today!" Nezha and Wang Jingxuan lay on the grass and looked at the sky.
"Remember, you have to listen to me in the future!”Wang Jingxuan said proudly to Nezha with a blade of grass in his mouth.
"You're still the best! To think of so many ideas! Looks like there will be fun in the future!" Nezha also admired Wang Jingxuan in his heart.
In the past, he was always a naughty child and couldn't play any tricks. Now that there was Wang Jingxuan, the two of them really had the same bad taste.
"I think we'll definitely be beaten up if we go back now!”Wang Jingxuan sighed. Although he was very young, he spoke like an old man.
"It doesn't matter! Anyway, I'm used to being beaten up by my father all the time!”Nezha said sadly.
"Let's go! He had gone back! Do what you have to do!" Wang Jingxuan stood up and patted the soil on his body.
"Yeah! Could it be that he would stop playing because he was beaten up?”Nezha looked at Wang Jingxuan, and Wang Jingxuan looked at Nezha. The two of them smiled at each other and then went home with their arms around each other's shoulders.
"Little brat!" As soon as he entered the door, Li Jing stood in the courtyard and glared at Nezha with a rattan in his hand.
"What's wrong?" Nezha pretended not to know what had happened.
"Why are you still asking me? Don't you know what you've done?”Li Jing was furious when he saw Nezha, who was still stubborn.
"What did I do!" Nezha still refused to admit it.
"He's already here! You still say you don't know!" Li Jing's roar made the people in the room come out.
" Ahahahaha..." Nezha looked at Xiao Tianquan, who was covered in white cloth, and then looked at Taibai Jinxing, who was missing a tuft of beard. He covered his stomach and laughed.
"Xiao Tianquan, what kind of style is this! You're so funny!" Nezha laughed so hard that he could not feel Yang Jian's murderous gaze at all.
"Heavenly King Li! What do you think we should do about this!" Yang Jian snorted coldly and asked Li Jing.
"You brat? Kneel down!" Li Jing shouted at Nezha with a look of disappointment.
"Kneel down then!" Nezha glared at Li Jing and knelt down.
"Wait! There was still one more person! Wait a little longer!" Just as Li Jing was about to hit Nezha with the rattan in his hand, God Erlang stopped him.
"God Erlang, I brought this brat here for you!”Not long after, he saw the Grand Supreme Elder carrying the struggling Wang Jingxuan in.
"Xiao Tianquan! What's wrong with you? He became a mummy?" Wang Jingxuan didn't have much reaction when he saw the Great White Gold Star, but when he saw the Celestial Hound, he couldn't help but laugh.
"The two of you can kneel together!”Erlang Shen narrowed his eyes and said.
"Good brother! We'll share the same difficulties!" Wang Jingxuan knelt beside Nezha and nodded at him.
"Well said! We'll share the same difficulties!" Nezha reached out his hand and said.
The two of them clasped their hands together and then laughed loudly. Although Li Jing and Grand Supreme Elder's vines hit them and their tears flowed out, they still kept laughing.
After being punished, Erlang Shen left with Xiao Tianquan with a displeased expression. Xiao Tianquan also looked at them proudly before turning around and following Erlang Shen. Taibai Jinxing also sighed and left.
"It looks like you can't go back today. Since the two of you are so close, stay together!”Li Jing said to the two of them.
"I have no objections!" Grand Supreme Elder directly agreed to Li Jing's suggestion.
" It's late at night." The two of them lay on the bed." Do you think your father will be angry with you if we steal his Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda?"”Wang Jingxuan whispered.
"Your idea is quite good, but we don't know where to put my father's pagoda!”Nezha had actually wanted to do this for a long time.
"I don't know where to ask!”Wang Jingxuan seemed to have thought of something.
"Ask who?" Nezha looked puzzled.
"You must be asking your father! Don't tell me you're asking me!" Wang Jingxuan rolled his eyes at Nezha.
"Have you thought about what you said? My father would never tell you!" Nezha knocked Wang Jingxuan's head and said.
"You're the one who doesn't use your brain to speak! How could you not know what your father's pagoda was used for!”
"Of course I know. His tower is to defend against me!”Nezha suddenly thought of the past.
"That's right! Back then, you cut your flesh to return to your mother and cut your bones to return to your father. You have never forgotten the hatred between you and your father, right? Even if you forget, your father won't forget!”
"You mean to use me as bait and let him summon the tower, then you can take it from the side!”Nezha seemed to have figured it out and turned his head in surprise.
"Yeah! It's like this!" Wang Jingxuan said with a smile.
"No! This was definitely not possible! Let's do something else!" Nezha was still a little afraid of the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda in Li Jing's hands.
"What are you afraid of? We just stole it to play. After we're done, we can just return it to him!”Wang Jingxuan said sarcastically.
" But..." Nezha was still a little hesitant.
"I'm here for everything. What are you afraid of? Just tell me if you want to do it or not!" Wang Jingxuan said to Nezha in a hurry.
"F * ck! He was just trying to see if he could steal it!”Nezha finally made up his mind to do this.
After a night, the injuries on their bodies were all healed. Wang Jingxuan returned to the residence of the elderly lord. The elderly lord had already prepared the medicine bucket.
Wang Jingxuan didn't hesitate and jumped in directly.
"Break the heavens! Don't fool around with Nezha all day! He has been naughty since he was young. Why are you learning from him now?”Old Lord advised earnestly.
"Old man! What do you think can hold the world?”Wang Jingxuan grabbed the edge of the medicine bucket with both hands, then put his chin on his hand and asked.
"Why did you suddenly ask this?”Taishang Laojun did not know why Wang Jingxuan would ask this question.
"I'm fine! I was just asking!" Wang Jingxuan said worriedly.
"In ancient times, there was a treasure called the Heaven-Earth Pouch that could contain everything in the world! It is said that it can absorb the world!" Grand Supreme Elder slowly explained.
"So there really is a Qiankun bag?" Wang Jingxuan thought to himself.
"Then are there any treasures similar to the qiankun pouch?”Wang Jingxuan asked again.
But before Taishang Laojun could answer, Wang Jingxuan fell asleep again.
"Didn't you say that you would take me to steal my father's pagoda? Why was he here with Fairy Chang'e?”The next day, Wang Jingxuan invited Nezha to the residence of Fairy Chang'e early in the morning.
It was unknown whether it was because of her attachment to the Vast Cold Palace or for other reasons, but Fairy Chang'e's residence here also had the sign of the Vast Cold Palace. Moreover, he had used his own immortal technique to build another Vast Cold Palace.
"Steal the tower? Are you crazy?" Wang Jingxuan pretended to be surprised.
"What's wrong with you! Didn't you say that you would steal the tower? Why did you change your mind now?" Nezha said angrily.
"I was just saying! Your father's Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda was given to him by Dipamkara, that old bald donkey! Do we think we can steal just because we want to?" Wang Jingxuan said with a smile.
"Why didn't you steal it?" Nezha was also very puzzled.
"I'm actually doing this for your own good! Think about it, if I didn't steal the tower and you were sucked in and burned by the fire, I would feel very guilty!”Wang Jingxuan blinked his obsidian-like eyes and said regretfully.
"Alright then! Then why did you bring me here?" When Nezha thought of the raging fire in the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda, the Buddha's light that could blind one's eyes, and the soul-stirring chanting of the scriptures, he was afraid. He temporarily gave up the idea of stealing the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda.
"Fairy Chang'e should be taking a bath now!”Wang Jingxuan's face was full of lust.
"You actually brought me here to watch Fairy Chang'e bathe!”Nezha was extremely unwilling." It's fine even if you're a child. I'm already thousands of years old, and you want me to do such a thing! I won't do it!" When Nezha heard that he was going to peek at Chang'e bathing, he was extremely unwilling. As he spoke, he prepared to leave.
"Who said you were going to watch Chang'e bathe? You wish!" Wang Jingxuan pulled him back." You have to do everything you want and listen to everything you say!”
"Then what exactly do you want?" Nezha seemed to be a little impatient.
"Do you want to eat rabbits?" Wang Jingxuan whispered into Nezha's ear.
"Eat rabbits? Do you want to catch and eat Fairy Chang'e's jade rabbit?”Nezha could not believe that Wang Jingxuan had brought him here to do such a thing.
"Do you want to eat it?" Wang Jingxuan saw Nezha's shocked expression and smiled in his heart.
"Well-" Nezha thought for a moment."F * ck! Forget it? Since he had come, he didn't want to go back empty-handed!”
While Chang'e was bathing, the two of them quietly went to Chang'e's courtyard again. Then, Nezha took out a big bag from somewhere.
Wang Jingxuan directly lay on the ground and crawled over. He reached out and quietly grabbed the jade rabbit's leg from the stone table. In a flash, Nezha threw the jade rabbit into his big pocket.
After catching the jade rabbit, the two of them quickly left. Then, the two of them stole a small pot from the Culinary God.
"What are you doing now?" Nezha did not know what to do.
"Start a fire, set up a pot, and add water! When the water boils, we'll pluck the jade rabbit's fur!”Wang Jingxuan was an expert. In his previous life, he had done many such things in the village. Looking at Wang Jingxuan's skillful movements, Nezha began to admire Wang Jingxuan in his heart.
"You two brats! I knew it was the two of you!" The two of them had made all the preparations. Just as they grabbed the jade rabbit from the big bag, a female voice filled with resentment sounded.
"Run!" Wang Jingxuan knew that Chang'e was here, so he immediately stood up and prepared to run. Nezha could not care less about the rabbit in his hand and ran away.
"Do you think you can escape?”Just as they ran for dozens of meters, a figure fell from the sky and landed in front of them, blocking their escape path.
"Fairy Chang'e! You misunderstood! It's a misunderstanding!" Wang Jingxuan said with a smile.
"What misunderstanding? You want to eat my rabbit, and you still say it's a misunderstanding!”Fairy Chang'e coldly snorted and glared at the two of them.
"Fairy! You're so detached from the world that you have to listen to everything, right?”
"Alright then! I want to hear what you have to say!" Fairy Chang'e was delighted by the flattery, but she still said this with a cold face.
"This rabbit! We didn't know it was yours! If we knew it was yours, we wouldn't dare to catch it and eat it even if we were beaten to death! " We found this rabbit in the grass, and then..." Wang Jingxuan said vividly, and Nezha could not stop him.
"Humph!" Before Wang Jingxuan could finish, Fairy Chang'e pulled a long face." Shi Potian, you're still trying to deceive me!”
"I'm telling the truth! Why don't you believe me!" Wang Jingxuan looked at Chang'e's dark face and refused to admit it.
"Nezha! Tell him why I don't believe him!”Chang'e did not want to listen to Wang Jingxuan anymore, so she pointed at Nezha and said.
"There's only one rabbit in Fallen Immortal Town!”Nezha lowered his head and whispered.
Hearing Nezha's words, Wang Jingxuan was petrified on the spot. He opened his mouth wide, then looked at the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms, and then laughed a few times.
"Why didn't you say so earlier!" Wang Jingxuan whispered when he knelt in front of Li Jing and Taishang Laojun again.
"I kept pulling you, but when you saw Chang'e, it was as if you had lost your soul.”Nezha said unhappily.
"We've gone too far this time!" Wang Jingxuan looked at Li Jing and Taishang Laojun, who were sitting there with black lines on their faces. Suddenly, cold sweat soaked the back of his clothes.
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