These two days, Silly Zhu had a stomachache and quickly ran to the toilet to solve this physiological need.
The toilet in a rolling mill with tens of thousands of people was really not small. When Shazhu squatted down, there was no one around. Just as Silly Pillar was enjoying the joy of the reincarnation of the five grains.
Suddenly, a pile of dung flew over from a tricky angle.
With a beautiful flash, Silly Zhu had overcome this crisis. But he forgot that he was in the toilet now!
However, his foot slipped and he fell into the manure pit. Good heavens, it was still upside down. Those who didn't know better would think that it was a sudden attack.
"Humph! Damned Silly Zhu, let's see if you still dare to mess with me!”The one who spoke was Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was naturally the one who threw the feces just now. He was the one who caused Shazhu's stomach to get sick. He bought some laxatives and put them all into Shazhu's cup. Didn't he rush to the toilet to solve it?
Xu Damao was hiding in the toilet. Xu Damao was a ruthless person! His willpower was also relatively firm, in order to control the stench, he could reach out his hand.
However, Xu Damao was also worried when he heard Silly Zhu fall into the manure pit. The manure pit in the factory was more than three meters deep. Did Silly Zhu drown?
At this moment, someone came. Xu Damao ran away immediately! In Xu Damao's heart, Silly Zhu deserved to drown after beating him up for so many years! In comparison, it was better to give him publicity!
It was also because of Silly Pillar's good luck that a large portion of the manure pit had been dug out once before. Otherwise, with this depth, Silly Pillar would have sunk to the bottom by now!
Even though it wasn't full of feces, it had reached Shazhu's waist. He struggled to climb up but it was too slippery, he just couldn't get up. He could only shout for help.
Ma Hua had just arrived at the door of the toilet when he heard a cry for help from inside. He quickly ran inside to take a look.
Silly Pillar happened to be standing in the manure pit, poking his head out and shouting,""Ma Hua, save me, save me.”
Ma Hua saw that it was his master and quickly went outside to find a wooden stick and handed it to Silly Zhu,""Master, quickly grab the rod."
Silly Zhu flopped in the manure pit for a while. Finally, he grabbed the wooden stick.
Ma Hua was pulling on top while Silly Zhu climbed up the wall with all his might. When Silly Zhu was halfway up, the wall he stepped on was too slippery, and he accidentally fell into the manure pit. It was fine, but the manure inside was also brought over. Ma Hua happened to stick his head out to check on his master's condition, and his face was covered in manure!
Damn, Ma Hua was so disgusted that he immediately bent over and vomited. Silly Zhu also climbed up from the manure pit. He quickly shouted for Ma Hua to continue handing over the wooden stick.
At this moment, it wasn't just on his body. His nose, eyes, mouth, and ears were all covered in feces. Even Eighth Brother had to acknowledge him as his big brother.
"Ugh!" Silly Zhu immediately vomited. This spit was not tight. Ma Hua couldn't take it anymore. He started vomiting again.
The two of them took a while to recover. After a few minutes, Silly Zhu finally came up.
At this moment, many people from the factory came to take a look.
Because of Xu Damao's publicity, everyone knew that Silly Zhu had fallen into a sh * t pit.
"Hahaha, Silly Zhu, you're already an adult, how could you fall into a shit pit!”
"Silly Zhu, you're a chef! Can you still eat your food now?"
"Silly Zhu, are you full? Can you still eat?" Everyone laughed when they heard this.
He looked at his colleagues who were bending over and laughing non-stop. Silly Zhu felt that he had lost all his face.
"Humph! Which bastard is messing with me? You better not let me know, or I'll definitely kill you!”Silly Zhu thought.
But when she smelled the scent on her body, she said,"Whoa, it's all marinated!" md!”Silly Zhu felt that it was better for him to go and wash up first.
He immediately stood still and let Ma Hua pull the faucet to wash him. After washing him a few times, he still felt that it was not clean.
A small breeze blew, and Shazhu shivered. It was so cold that Shazhu kept shivering. He couldn't go to the canteen either. If he went, the workers would kick him out.
……
Liu Bei had also heard that Silly Zhu had fallen into the toilet.
"This idiot really deserves it." He also guessed that it was most likely Xu Damao.
However, it was pretty good. It saved her the trouble of punishing him. Liu Bei loved to watch them fight each other from behind!
After work, Liu Bei took out two cans of fruit from the system warehouse and bought some biscuits and pastries from the supply and marketing cooperative.
Liu Bei wanted to find Zheng Juan. He had sent Zheng Juan home once before, so Liu Bei knew where Zheng Juan's house was.
She arrived at Zheng Juan's house with ease. The person who opened the door was Zheng Juan's mother.
"Auntie, I'm Liu Bei. I'm here to see you today.”
When Zheng Juan heard that it was Liu Bei, she quickly said,""Come, Xiao Liu, come in quickly."
When Liu Bei entered the house, he saw Zheng Juan calling her brother Guangming to sing. Zheng Juan saw that Liu Bei had arrived and asked happily,""Why are you here?"
Liu Bei said,"I missed you, so I naturally came."”Zheng Juan looked shy. Liu Bei took out a piece of candy and patted Guangming's head.""You must be Guang Ming. Hello, I'm your sister's boyfriend. My name is Liu Bei.”
Light took the candy and shouted,""Thank you, brother-in-law." Liu Bei said in his heart, This young man is really smart!”
"Guangming, what nonsense are you spouting?!" Zheng Juan stomped her feet and said.”
Liu Bei rubbed Bright's head and said to Zheng Juan,""Isn't this a matter of time?" After saying that, he winked at Zheng Juan.
Liu Bei sat in Zheng Juan's house for a while before he prepared to bring Zheng Juan out to play. They toured the park. On a boat, Liu Bei stretched out his sinful hand and grabbed Zheng Juan's hand.
Zheng Juan also struggled for a moment before tacitly agreeing to his actions.
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Silly Zhu had just returned to the courtyard when he bumped into the fat Jia Zhangshi walking past him. He immediately covered his nose and said: "Silly Zhu, did you secretly eat shit? There was such a strong stench on his body! You're so disgusting!"
Silly Zhu was speechless as he said to Jia Zhangshi: "Aunt Jia, don't talk nonsense. I just went to the toilet, so there's a smell from the toilet. Don't slander me. I don't do that kind of thing.”
Silly Zhu also raised his arm in disbelief and sniffed,""The smell isn't that strong? There's also the fragrance of locust!" As he spoke, he sniffed a few more times in intoxication!
After saying that, she quickly went home to change her clothes. After all, it was really unbearable to wear clothes with filth on them when they were still traumatized. In addition, the weather was cold and it was very uncomfortable to wear Chaoshan clothes!
Jia Zhang-shi said disdainfully from behind,""So what if I ate it? What's the big deal? I'm not snatching it from you! Damn Silly Zhu. Serves you right!"
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